DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on May 13, 2013 22:03:58 GMT -8
With the help of yummy rum, Alex won the battle against Emo. But could he win the war?"Thanks, Sirena. Coconuts. It tastes like Hawaii. Je suis un enfant, comme un adolescent. Je suis un adulte, comme un adolescent. That song's fun. Oh. Hey. Idea! Let's make a fort using tables and chairs. It can be our celebrity club. Like. Like a second, teenier El Corazon inside big El Corazon. El Corazonita. And then we oughtta invite everyone but Kenny to party there. Ha! Haha! So, the first party on our agenda? Pretend prom, for Micah, because he came from a broken home and never experienced the real thing. You remember junior prom last year, right?" Alex looked hella sneaky.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 13, 2013 22:20:36 GMT -8
Olivia- "Actually, I dro- Yes. Junior prom, that was wild. Hmm... Yeah! Let's just do it together, over there, on the platform. There's no one up there now. We can grab that tarp and drape it over the top of the tables, hee hee..." She tossed her legs over the bar and landed next to Alex, then tried to help him to his feet.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on May 13, 2013 23:24:47 GMT -8
"YEAH! Sweet! Girls never play fort with me! Actually, boys don't, either." He took her hand, stood, and started carrying tables to the platform with unstable drunk guy gusto."Here's the entrance, and we can pretend Corazonita's club dungeon is under table number two. Every fort needs a dungeon. Huuuuhm. Need a flag, too. I got it!" Alex removed his hipster neck scarf and tied it to a mic stand. He waved the flag enthusiastically."All ye who enter this place shall reciteth the honorable slogan, our sacred fort oath! Stella matutina! Libera nos a Kenny! Stella matutina! Kenny, in infernum detrude!!! Ave stella matutina! Ave stella matutina! Ohmygod, Olivia, this is so much fun. I wanna play truth or dare now." He ducked under the tarp-covered table fort and turned on his flashlight.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 14, 2013 0:39:46 GMT -8
Olivia- "Woo! Stellar Mutanty! Stellar Mutanty! Woo!" She helped unfold folding tables and set it up in a hurry. Soon, they were secure in Corazonita...
Outside the fort, Danielle had come into the room. Tarina looked at the platform incredulously. Tarina- "What in the name of Go--"
Danielle- "What's going on in there, Tar?"
Tarina- "That crazy indian kid and Olivia... Oh, that's funny. They're both Indians, but different kinds."
Danielle- "Yisss! Hail Satan."
Tarina- "Man, don't give me that."
Danielle- "Take it to the preacher, buddy." Tarina left. Sarah approached, looking bemused. Sarah- "Hey Dani, what's going on in there?"
Danielle- "Shh... Don't bother them. They're making magic..." Inside the tent, Olivia- "Truth or Dare. Let's."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
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Post by DKender on May 14, 2013 15:14:17 GMT -8
"First things first!" He said nonsense latiny words."There. You aren't the only magical one, Satanist! We are bound by a sacred chant. If one of us breaks the laws of truth or dare ... well, you saw Judy, right? Guess how she lost those eyebrows. Guess." Alex let the technically-not-a-lie sink in."Oh, yeah. Okay. My turn. Truth or dare."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 15, 2013 18:27:17 GMT -8
Olivia did little pseudo-mystical hand jive to his Latin. She pursed her lil' cutie lips, and relaxed into a smile. Olivia- "I like my secrets where they are. Dare."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
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Post by DKender on May 15, 2013 19:42:20 GMT -8
Jinkies! His plan to unravel the mysteries of El Corazon (and Olivia's actual age) had been foiled by "dare." Maybe he could dare her to tell the truth? No! That was contrary to the sacred laws, like asking a genie for more wishes."I dare you to sing your LEAST favorite song right now. If you don't know all the words, make them up." "And since I have no secrets and you seem like the kind of person who'd dare me to lick a stranger's face, truth for me."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 15, 2013 19:46:08 GMT -8
She smiled confidently. Oh yes, she was winning this game. Olivia- "Oh where oh where can my baby be? The lord took her away from me..."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on May 15, 2013 23:13:26 GMT -8
"Oof ... downer! His Baby Girl died in a car crash. It still sounded nice. You could probably sing the obishuaries and make a killing. HEY! Pun. That was unintentional." He raised his hand for a high five."Now do me."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 16, 2013 17:51:31 GMT -8
She spat out the taste of the wretched song, and accepted the high five. Her hand was too tiny. Olivia- "That was a pretty brutal dare, Alex. I need some serious truth to make up for that. Let me think... Hahaha... Using the baseball analogy, what's the farthest you've ever been with someone, physically?"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
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Post by DKender on May 16, 2013 19:32:18 GMT -8
"Why do you want to know that!? Well, fine. Second. We were pre-engaged." What unusual behavior. It was time ... to INVESTIGATE! He took out his notebook and stared at it. "I can't read my hand writing right now. But this has evidence. No food. Everyone's making out. Kyle says we've been seduced. You helped me build a fort. I know what's going on, Olivia. You're incubi!!!" He remembered the three poker players. "Uh, well, hopefully not all of you. Am I right, though? Will you literally starve without kisses? Omigosh, if that's it, say something! It's okay! I'm paranormally open minded! I'll even find you a nice sixteen-year-old boyfriend!"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 16, 2013 23:26:33 GMT -8
Inside the tent, Olivia sighed and ran her fingers through her hair in frustration. Olivia- "Whyyyyy? Humph..." Outside the tent, Danielle heard Alex's goofy manner, and knew things were insufficiently magical. She folded her arms and huffed. Kat came along. Kat- "Heyy... Do we have magic?"
Danielle- "Nooo... I mean, does it sound like it?"
Kat- "Oh man, what a dweeb! Well... Never send a girl to do a woman's work, eh?" Kat poked her head into the tent. Kat- "Hey, kids. Is this a private table-tent, or can anyone join in?"
Olivia- "Humph. Come in if you want, but it looks like the most fun that's gonna happen in here is knock-knock jokes and twenty questions."
Kat- "Alex... That's no way to represent your enclave."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on May 17, 2013 13:39:36 GMT -8
"Sorry! I should have brought a board game. LIFE. It's the most fun." He lowered his voice slightly."By the way, Kat, recite the sacred oath before you join our celebrity club. Listen. Listen carefully. La cantante joven esta, um, coqueteando. Ayudame, por favor. Soy inmaduro, pero tengo diecinueve anos, y yo bebi demasiado ... eh, como se dice "rum" en espanol?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 17, 2013 16:39:15 GMT -8
Kat- "Se habla poquito Español. Hmm... Olivia, could you give us a moment?"
Olivia- "Have all the moments you want." They traded places in the tent. Olivia disappeared from sight. Kat reached out and took Alex by the shoulders. Kat- "I don't speak much Spanish, but I know you were feeling nervous about something to do with your age... You know, it's OK to be inexperienced. Everyone is a kid once. I'm eighteen, you're nineteen... Well, what can I do to help you feel more relaxed? We have to be neighborly..."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on May 17, 2013 17:30:21 GMT -8
He put his hands on her shoulders and made honest eye contact."Tell me. What. Is going. On. Please and thank you. Kat. Where are my friends? And why is everyone acting like it's Friday Night in the Dorm Bathroom?"
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