EL CORAZON BUILDING - 103 / THE CONCERT HALL

[Thy Dungyeon Maestyr]

Kat-
"Que pobrecito, ¿Qué vamos a hacer contigo?"

She looked like she could see some secret pain in Alex that even he was unaware of, that only she could salve... Or like she was having some very weird thoughts with no connection to reality.

Kat-
"Listen... People don't understand you Alex, but I do. I know what it's like to be the last virgin standing, because I totally did that guy. He was so sad, Alex. You're so sweet and beautiful, but you don't know what you're missing..."


Kat-
"Let me make a man out of you, baby. "

[DKender]

"HAHA! Wow. Whaaareally?"

She was very persuasive ...

Drunk = +2
Still <3 Chelsea = -3
Chelsea </3 Alex = +3 and ;-;
Impulsive = +2
Terrifying Catholic abstinence-only education = -5
Kat's hot = +2
But can she dance? =
And what about love? = -2

roll 1d20 -1 = 8 ((OOC: Jara did this for me bc I was too tempted to keep rolling until a crit failure popped up))

Unfortunately, Alex wasn't feeling it. He never planned to score with a non-girlfriend under a table (on stage), surrounded by minors.

Okay, here's the story: Kat, I'm in a long-distance, monogamous relationship with a lovely woman named Bella. She's a geographer who worked for the Italian navy ...

Don't lie!



"This isn't right. Not here. Plus, it's no fun without love."

He turned away and flicked his emo bangs to one side. Patti was correct: Alex probably should have been a drama student.

"I'm sorry. Really."

[Thy Dungyeon Maestyr]

She seemed surprisingly unfazed.

Kat-
"OK, not here I get, but if we change the scene, I bet I can change your mind about the love thing..."

Outside the tent,

Edda-
"Who am I even singin' for? What is this damn mess goin' on? You brats better come correct!"


Danielle-
"Aw, come on. Religious differences. Judge not, lest!"


Edda-
"The devil can quote scripture for!"


Danielle-
"And I totally did! But seriously, live and let live. It's the rule."


Edda-
"Well, here's how I'm gonna live. I'm gonna walk up to Jordan and tell that slimy bastar- Oh, it's you. Jordan, you are a--"


Jordan-
"Hold that thought, Edda! I just want to settle one th--"


Edda-
"Hell no, creeper! You're runnin' a sex party with babies, and that ain't right!"


Olivia-
"It isn't that exciting."


Tarina-
"Seriously, Edda's right! How are you--"


Breanna-
"You would think that! You're a boring old bible-thumper."


Jordan-
"People, PEOPLE! Danielle, don't denigrate other's beliefs. Edda, I don't want anyone underage to have sex with anyone. Listen, everyone please calm down. We're trying to do a big spell tonight - for everyone - and we need good vibes, right?"


Edda-
"Keep your damn spell, warlock."

Kat took Alex by the hand and led him out of the tent into a big crazy scene.

Kat-
"Yeah... Nothing to see here folks, just passing through, haha."


Jordan-
"The cat's out of the bag, Kat. I think we need to be honest."


Tarina-
"What the hell about?"

[DKender]

"Hold on!"

Alex whipped out his investigation notebook and a pen.

"Okay. Proceed. And after this, me and Kat have something to do, so proceed quickly. Thank you!"

[Thy Dungyeon Maestyr]

Suddenly, Kyle showed up.

Kyle-
"HOLD UP, everybody! I know what Jordan's plan is!"


Edda-
"Yeah, I think we got an idea by now, genius."


Danielle-
"Hail Satan, Kyle."


Kyle-
"Hail Satan, Danielle, but seriously--"


Jordan-
"It's OK, Kyle. I can see now I should have been more honest from the start. I'll tell them."


Kyle-
"Wow, really? And how do ya think that's gonna go over?"


Tarina-
"Seriously, what the hell is everyone talking about?"


Kat-
"Chill out, baby. All will be revealed."


Edda-
"As long as fools keep it in their pants!"

[∆§Indea§∆]

Micah moved into the Concert hall . The vibe on the way had been shithouse. Stupid fucking Kenny, maybe Alex was right about him...

Micah scowled.

Him? Irresponsible? He thought everyone had fucked up, when did it become about Micah? If Kenny had been where he should before... acting fucking responsible. Kenny was included in that everyone!

Micah moved into the hall expecting to find Alex mostly where he'd left him. What the fuck was going on?

[DKender]

At "keep it in their pants," Alex glanced down at his short shorts, then back up again. In the process, he noticed Micah.

"Homeboy! We're about to learn magical secrets! Also, me and Olivia built a celebrity nightclub, and you are on the guest list. Everybody is. Except Kenny."

He looked directly at Kenny.

[Thy Dungyeon Maestyr]

Kenny and company had indeed come into the room with Micah. Kenny noticed the look from Alex and didn't have an eloquent reply.

Kenny-
"..."

More mayhem!

Cathleen-
"Real mature, guys. Where the hell is Judy?"


Kenny-
"She was in the fuckin' lobby five minutes ago!"


Rafael-
"Haha. Don't know where she is but I bet I know what she's doing."


Danielle-
"For real! High five, Rafi!"


Edda-
"Knock that shit off, child!"


Brian-
"What is this? Are you going to...? Really? Oh man..."


Kat-
"It's OK. Have some faith, Brian."


Tarina-
"What does faith even mean to you crazies?"


Kyle-
"Man that's just offensive."


Jordan-
"Hey hey HEY, people! Let's try to calm down, OK? We need good vibes here, alright?"

[DKender]

Despite the occasion's momentous nature, Alex was completely distracted by his personal feud. He tucked away his notebook to do this:

[∆§Indea§∆]

Micah moved decidedly nearer Alex and away from Kenny. He didn't pay much attention to the bird flipping proceeding as he tried to figure out what in hell was going on.
These guys were bloody barmy.
This was why he stayed fucking clear of religion.

Was this some kind of sex crazed cult? Hippies? It all came back to those magical fucking campfire kumbayas they mention ages ago...

Was that all Kyle ever fucking said. Was anything inoffensive to the guy?

At least Brian didn't seem to be part of whatever the fuck was going on.... mostly.

Vibes? Ergh... Jordan hadn't been a social worker had he? Wasn't he a public speaker? Cult leader wasn't a far cry...


"Good vibes for fucking what now?"


((I know I use way too many "?" but meh, what can you do? ))

[DKender]

Alex, who had not been 100% paying attention, assumed that Micah was speaking to him.



"It's obvious, Agent Micah."

"First, I thought people here were incubi who feed on kiss vibe energy. But Olivia totally shot that down. Anyway, my new theory: we are pawns in a risque tribute to Cupid, god of sitting in a tree."

[∆§Indea§∆]

" So did you do some K.I.S.S.I.N.G? Isn't that Olivia chick like 13? I guess when they fall; they fall fucking hard."

Micah cleared his throat, god knows why but it seemed to be what people do.

" So, Jordan... What the fuck? Enlighten the hell out of us please? Tell me this isn't some big fucking ritual to a naked baby with wings..."

[Thy Dungyeon Maestyr]

Kyle-
"Hell, I'm gonna say it just to get the crazy train closer to the end of the track."


Kenny-
"What did you guys do with Judy and Richie?"


Kat-
"Oh! I forgot about that."


Jordan-
"PEOPLE! Haha, Come on now, listen to me!"

There was a weird pause.

Edda-
"Well?!"


Jordan-
"We were trying to do a magic ritual. Everybody has a good time, I harness the positive energy, and we all feel better - physically. It's supposed to give us vitality and cure our ills. Anyway, I got a hot tip from the spirits - a burst of intuition that Alex was key. If Alex, uh, has a good time tonight, the spell will work for sure! So. That's the plan."


Cathleen-
"Whoa. You people are freaks."


Tarina-
"We who? It ain't me."


Kenny-
"This kinda thing is against god, man."


Danielle-
"Hee hee hee."


Jordan-
"Whaddya say, big fella? You can make all the people happy and healthy. It hasn't been easy for us here. It's not like we're asking you to eat liver, right?"

[DKender]

Liver? He'd probably enjoy it, all things considered.

"Wow. Briefing Bossman Nat about this mission will be BRUTALLY awkward. God damn."

He laughed, and it only sounded a touch hysterical. Did the spirits like him, or hate him? It was hard to tell, at the moment.

"Everyone just hold on a second. I need to think. Agent Micah, emergency conference under the table."

Alex darted to his table fort and crawled underneath it.

[∆§Indea§∆]

Micah was slightly in shock, were they for real? It was a sick sad world.

"Uh, we'll right back."

Micah ducked into the fort after Alex. He was glad he wasn't in Alex's shoes, talk about performance pressure! Hadn't they heard about healthy fucking eating and exercise?At least it wasn't a virgin sacrifice... kinda. Well at least the sacrifice didn't entail blood anyhow.

"So how about that cherry popping situation? Pretty fucked up, yeah? What do you want to do?"