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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 22, 2016 20:01:10 GMT -8
 
Space Queen-
"NO! NOOOOOOO!"
 
Space Queen-
"I'll never forget this betrayal.
I'M COMING BACK FOR YOU SNAKES!"
Snake(s)-
"Ssssso ssssue meee!"
Leo burst free of Babette with a mighty
knee / shove maneuver, and sprang up through
the ceiling like a rocket. Babette managed to
slink out of the way avoiding the rain
of glass and the beginning of a
great deluge. So much water.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 22, 2016 20:04:09 GMT -8
The King of Cutter tried to run, but the twin quasars of serpentine delights were slurping him up, a foot in each mouth.
Snake(s)-
"*glk* *glrp*"
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Post by DKender on May 22, 2016 20:16:25 GMT -8
 Scrambling away from the leaking ceiling, Babette contemplated the snakes. Part of her was ok with them eating Nick. He was, after all, really creepy. However, Babette was no murderer. Or accomplice to murder! Plus, they'd probably choke when they reached the end of his legs.
  Babette- "Er. Right. Well. Come along, snakeys. If we stay here, we'll drown." Why was she trying to reason with reptiles?! They couldn't talk! Not really! The labyrinth had already wormed into her mind! She grabbed Donny and Doodles by the body and gave them a gentle little tug.
Babette- "I know a veterinarian who can feed you plump mice or ... crickets ... whatever you like. Now isn't that nice?" |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 22, 2016 20:27:19 GMT -8
 
King of Cutters-
"It's OK, Leo... I got this."
He was stabbing at those snakes now! The devil. |
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 22, 2016 20:31:00 GMT -8
Snake(s)-
"Ha, you're not the only one who
can cut, cutty man!
How was this even happening? Babette was stunned but the way those snakes managed to wield a blade. The King's crown glinted in the murky light as the beasts duked it out in the increasingly maritime climate. |
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Post by DKender on May 22, 2016 20:44:27 GMT -8
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 22, 2016 21:05:36 GMT -8
Babette was swept up in a torrent of madness from the shelves, water soaking through outdated encyclopedias and important tomes of poetry about types of foliage.
Wushhhhh!
She washed up on the shore of a wooden stage, where gentle music flowed from a grand piano. The player slammed his fist on the keys, distraught...
The Piano Man-
"No, no, it's not right... It keeps turning
to Guy Bopper. What fresh hell is this, I say.
Goodness me."
The waters lapped the edges of the stage, but didn't dare encroach upon it.
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Post by DKender on May 22, 2016 21:50:04 GMT -8
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 23, 2016 22:58:22 GMT -8
 
the Piano Man-
"Huh? Who-- I say! This is most irregular!
Oh dear, oh my... ah- oh uh!"
 
the Piano Man-
"I-I-I-- are you getting fresh with me?
the Piano Man-
"Of course not-- no no, yes... music.
Let us, uh, talk of music."
 
the Piano Man-
"This infernal thing is stuck in C Major!"
He banged a fist on the keys -- DONK DONK DONK. |
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Post by DKender on May 24, 2016 14:41:11 GMT -8
  Babette- "If I was getting fresh, you'd know it."
Wink wink wink!
Babette climbed across the piano and tried to slide onto the bench next to Quinn. On the way down, she sat on the keys with a tremendous C Major CLANG.
 Babette- "Sorry about that! Here I come. Now, can you scoot over, or should I sit on your lap? We have a lot to discuss!"
She doubted that Quinn's Glennish sensibilities would allow anything on his lap except, perhaps, a napkin during suppertime.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 24, 2016 15:45:11 GMT -8
((lol @ the napkin))
The Piano Man-
"Ah--ah!!"
Quinn scooted over until he fell off the bench. He rocked around on his back like a turtle. 
The Piano Man-
"Oh goodness me. Ah-- do you know how to fix this thing?
I've been trying to play in J flat minor but it just won't
have any of it!"
Something did sound a bit off about it. The keys wheezed as they were struck. Something rattled in the body of the piano.
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Post by DKender on May 24, 2016 18:13:59 GMT -8
Babette- "Careful, Darling! Stay down there, where it's safe. I'll make everything better."
She dragged her hand across the keys, from low to high, and hm hm'd thoughtfully.
  Babette- "I'm no instrument mechanic, but there's definitely something off. Have you popped the trunk ... er, I mean hood ... yet? Allow me."
Standing, Babette leaned over the music rack, grabbed the lid, and lifted it, revealing the piano's innards.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 24, 2016 19:06:00 GMT -8
 
The Piano Man-
"No, no! Too soon! Oh my starry pantaloons!
You've got to ease your way into it,
a little light conversation, not just crack it open--
Oh my dearie darling doorknobs!"
The piano appeared to be full of human intestines. Ah! That was probably contributing to the problem. Something rose from the viscera.  
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"Eh! Rackina jugabox yeh? Heh heh heh!" |
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Post by DKender on May 24, 2016 19:19:33 GMT -8
   Babette- "HYAAAAH"
What the dingity doorbell was that?! Babette tried to back away, but her knees caught against the bench.
  Babette- "No. You aren't real! I'm not afraid. In fact, I'm going to take you home to August. He likes fuzzy babies."
She reached out to pluck the red-capped little goober from the intestine pile.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 24, 2016 19:35:27 GMT -8
 
The Piano Man-
"Yahhh! It's a BopperBug!"
BopperBug-
"Yeh, eh it's a jugabox lahdeh--"
 
BopperBug-
"Oi! Nah toush ma parsonage!"
The little creature flung itself back further into the viscera, and out of Babette's grasp.
BopperBug(s)-
"Oi!" "Nah ta fek ahf yeh!"
"Zing us a purty sang
by ye boppa man, eh?"
The Piano Man-
"No! No! I mustn't! Not another one of those sickening tunes!
I'll go mad, utterly blooming mad, I tell you!"
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