PARKVILLE HIGH - Boy's room

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The largest boy's bathroom is in the main school building, and it has two stalls, three urinals and three mirrors. The lines here are never as bad as in the girl's room, which is merciful because it is a complete hellhole. It always smells like exactly what you think it would smell like, no matter how long it has been unoccupied. There is all kinds of enlightening, and amusing graffiti permanently carved into the stall walls, including date from years long passed. One wonders what fate befell the authors of gems like "FUCK THE CLASS OF '75" and "OZZY RULES". The floor and walls are tiled, and the stickiness of everything is best left un-considered. In fact, maybe it would be better to just hold it until you get home...

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This morning the bathroom smells like farts, like it always does. It is empty and cavernous, and wishes to devour the soul of anyone unlucky enough to have to go potty this early in the morning.