DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 18:49:43 GMT -8
-Babette
"I don't think it WAS a date. Apparently, training to be a warrior isn't some awkward cover-story. Well, I've learned martial arts techniques, at least. Plus, Gaston-Louis is not fair game anymore. Ru likes him."
There was a pause.
"You should join me in the graveyard sometime. We have a lot in common now, so joined in strangeness and suffering."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 19:00:40 GMT -8
" Yup... I ain't got nothing to live for now. Who's gonna date a fish? Heck! I don't see what y'all see in him anyway, guns are way more bombaroo..." Babette heard even more blubbering. " I ain't never gonna be able to shoot again! "
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 19:08:27 GMT -8
Babette -
Jinkies! Her attempts to cheer August with a rendezvous at the graveyard had unexpectedly backfired!
"No, no, no! Don't think that way! We can buy you a pea shooter. Not, er, not that we'll need that! Of course not! By tomorrow night, you'll be big and strong. Incidentally, when you say fish, do you mean 'little man with a tail'? Lots of women like mermen. I'm sure you're cuter than a folksy idiom from Antearctos."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 20:01:56 GMT -8
August made some fishy gulping noises as he calmed himself down. " Naw, I think I'm just all fish. I ain't looked in a mirror or nothing though. Thanks Babs, ya support means the world to me. Maybe I just need a kiss from a cute girl? "
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 20:15:20 GMT -8
Babette -
Babette recalled the fairy legend about a cobbler who transformed into a roach every night. Only a kiss from royalty could break the spell. Unfortunately, his lady love, a duchess or something, squashed him underfoot, thus ruining her new slippers and ending his life.
"I happen to know a pretty lady. She's recently been adopted by Lord Greyburn, so she's technically royalty."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 21:16:32 GMT -8
"Haha, I 'd rather keep this on a need to know, ya know? Nobody needs to know. Oh what did ya wanna ring me about? We've gotta rack off once the evidence is gone and Cam's arm is found. Poor Cam. "
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 21:28:39 GMT -8
-Babette
"I meant ... nevermind. *Le sigh.* My problems are hardly worth mentioning. Little Cam lost his arm, and you've had a rough night by any standard. But, well, since you asked ..."
She huffed dramatically.
"I feel like Ru and I are drifting apart. After all these years! Do you think he blames me for our death? It WAS my fault, in a way. I encouraged him to stay at the party. It's horrible, August. I'm horrible."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 21:54:39 GMT -8
" "Awww Babs, you're a sweetheart. Ya not to blame, if anyone it was me. I'm sure Ru just needs time to sort his head out. I'll always be there fish or no fish! Maybe ya just need to talk to each other or have a barney and get ya feelings out! Me ma always said better out than in... But she was talking about gas.. Still it works. Oh what do fish eat?"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 22:04:21 GMT -8
-Babette
"Your mother is a fount of wisdom, Darling. Is that where you get your brainy bits from?"
There was a brief moment of silence.
"It really depends on the type of fish, I suppose. The big ones are cannibals. Hehe. Like vampires! Little ones eat worms. Really little ones eat fish flakes, like the kind you find in a pet store. Oh. Oh, no. August ... are you hungry?!"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 22:35:49 GMT -8
"Shootfire! No, I was just wondering. I don't wanna eat bugs, I'm vegan remember. Are fish flakes vegetarian? " Yeah, I always went to my ma for advice. I guess I gotta come up with me own wisdom now. Do ya reckon Marchese will still let me direct the film?"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 23:14:38 GMT -8
-Babette
"Of course. There isn't a better director in this country. Anyway, if you're out, I walk."
Because that would totally put the fear in Marchese's heart.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 30, 2014 0:14:42 GMT -8
That actually made August feel better. He'd be the first fish to direct a motion picture! He waggled his limbs happily. "See Babs, ya sweet as honey on bread. Ya making me feel much better. I gotta look at the bright side. Heck, I won't need to worry about clothes! Or drinking blood... Unless I'm a vampire fish but I won't need as much... I think. Oh gosh ya don't think I'm a piranha do ya?"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 30, 2014 18:11:31 GMT -8
-Babette
"My darling, I suppose you're a lamprey now! Never worry. I'll make you pants - or rather, a wrap for your tail. And you can always wear a little hat, one of those big-brim things your motherland so enjoys. If you don't mind the Abbey - which is certainly haunted, but everything is nowadays - I'll set up a cozy fish tank in my bedroom for your visits. There will be many, I expect, after we begin rehearsals."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 30, 2014 18:34:37 GMT -8
"Hey! I ain't a pet, y'all gonna treat me with respect. Even if I ain't wearing nothing. What's a lamp-prey?" (( I think we're almost done. ))
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 30, 2014 18:41:34 GMT -8
-Babette
"Why, they're the vampires of the water. How do you feel about a tiny bowtie ...?" ((And so it is concluded! I summon thee, GM Thy Dungyeon Maestyr !))
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