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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 25, 2014 2:07:40 GMT -8
The whole scene had been so overwhelming and weird from the moment the hobo freaked out, like falling asleep and into a nightmare all at once. But this was a nightmare where August could fly - powers came to him as needed. He bit a leg, powered through the leathery salt/petroleum/horse hide and into blood, easily whisked his body out of harm's way as the beast tried to detach him...
Hobo- "Crackin ARGGGH! Whoof Whoof!"
The blood was fast, thick, and wrong. His body absorbed it as fast as it came, exploding in side him like weird little balloons of sensation. Through the mayhem, he saw Santi weaving in and out, slash at veins and arteries with precision, making the blood pressure beneath his bit fade...
Santi- "..."
It was hard to think. His hands gripped the foe powerfully and twisted, strange visions ran through his head of twisting human throats, taking a strange sense of mirth from their alien need for air.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 25, 2014 14:25:48 GMT -8
August continued holding on, trying furiously to tear away the images, biting harder in the hopes they'd disappear. This was a dream he very much wanted to wake up from.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 26, 2014 3:10:11 GMT -8
((For your next posts, scale August to at least half size in Preview mode.))
Things got even more messed up, as his arms went floppy and weak, falling to his sides and tumbling around. His mouth was still strong and he held on, but the monster's limbs grew massive, and soon his tiny mouth was clinging directly to a vein in the oversized wound he had caused...
Hobo- "NWAAAAAH!!!!"
Giant Cameron came in and wrenched horse arms to the sides with kicks and a remaining arm of his own.
Cameron- "WHAT THE HELL DUDE? SANTI?! SANTI, WHAT THE FUCK?"
Santi- "MEU DEUS!"
The Hobo thing seemed to be in death throes. August could keep on or hop off.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 26, 2014 4:09:29 GMT -8
August let go with a tiny yelp scrambling away from the now humungous horse. At least he'd got the bugger... he hoped. He looked hopelessly up at his massive companions. "Oh lawdamimbo! I'm smaller than a flea on an elephant. Oh heck! Oh heck! Oh heck!..."
"I can't do nothing right. I'm as worthless as a scarf on a snake. First Lloyd, then ya arm and now this..." Tiny tears began to welt in his eyes, at least they wouldn't be able to see them. He had messed up big time and now he just wanted his ma. All the drama seemed much much larger now that he was much much smaller.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 27, 2014 2:04:50 GMT -8
Hobo- "I'm brown bread! Send me love to ... to..." That's about the time August realized he was just tiny while everyone else was normal sized - as the horse doubled over backward and curled its limbs up like a spider. Meanwhile, Cameron- "It talks like August... It is August!"
Santi- "Oh no, August..." And that's when August realized he wasn't just tiny...
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 27, 2014 2:46:56 GMT -8
"Course, it's me. Oh worshippa Clancy, it's horrible ain't it? Lawd-A-MIMBO!" August tried to get a better look at himself and yelped at his funny skin. This was all a little too weird. Maybe it was just a funky dream.
"What did he do to me, Santi? Is...is IT....permanent? " He buried his head in the sand.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 27, 2014 20:41:22 GMT -8
Lo! Suddenly, August's phone did ring-eth. Who could this be? Ring, ring, ring. Perhaps he should just ignore it ...
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 28, 2014 23:56:39 GMT -8
Before the call, Cameron- "Uhh... Could be worse? *uuuugh*"
Santi- "Don't worr-" August's cell went off in the dirt. Must have fallen out of his pocket, because if it hadn't, it would be as gone as his pocket lint at the moment. Where were his clothes exactly? And what was his ring tone like? Santi- "So much evidence, ugh." He held the phone near August, glancing at the number. "You're going to be fine. Talk to Babette while the hair guy and I fix this scene." He pressed "Connect" and left the phone by lil' Auggie.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 0:49:14 GMT -8
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 12:36:15 GMT -8
-Babette
"Heehee. Very cute. Are you auditioning for a Fuzz-Baby movie? Darling, I adore it. What's your trick? Helium?"
Babette had never watched that particular children's program, but August definitely sounded Fuzzylicious.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 13:39:32 GMT -8
" Oh it's the worst Babs, Lawdamimbo! No one's ever gonna take me serious again. Ya have to make everyone promise not to laugh. My life is over Babs, over. " It was the weirdest noise ever if you could imagine a fishy-horse cry.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 13:47:18 GMT -8
-Babette
"Are you ... serious? What the devil is going on?"
She sounded a mite concerned now.
"Of course nobody will laugh. You can tell me anything."
She hadn't heard August cry like that before. Actually, she hadn't heard ANYBODY cry like that before.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 14:01:50 GMT -8
August continued making little crying noises as he told his tale.. " Well, I'm some kinda talking fish-thing... I drank bogan monster blood. He ripped off Cam's arm and I'd tried to talk nice but he wasn't having an inch. Next thing I know I'm smaller than a flea on an elephant. I need the world's biggest hug right now but I'm scared as heck it'd squish me... "
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 29, 2014 15:36:47 GMT -8
-Babette
"Listen to me, Bumblebee! No more crying. Where's that can-do Antearctan spirit? When life throws you bananas, put them in your cereal. Okay?"
She answered that question immediately.
"Absolutely okay. Right now, your poor body is confused, but it'll come around. And ... and if it doesn't, well ... there's ... you can always drink blood from another monster. Maybe a handsome demon?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 29, 2014 16:37:54 GMT -8
"I guess ya right... What would my ma say? Actually she'd be dowsing me in olive oil and throwing me on the barbie. Ugh! Lawdamimbo! Do ya reckon it'd work? Maybe if I bite Santi, I'll turn back into meself? Errr.. Let's talk about something else. How'd ya date with Gastly- looee go?"
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