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Post by mary on Oct 30, 2012 1:35:45 GMT -8
O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher! How are thy dudes so ardent! O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher, How are thy dudes so ardent!
Not only in the summertime, But even in winter is thy prime.
O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher, How are thy dudes so ardent! O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher, Much pleasure doth thou bring me!
O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! For every year the Kingfisher, Brings to us all both joy and glee.
O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher, Much pleasure doth thou bring me! O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher, Thy comics shine out brightly!
O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher, Thy comics shine out brightly! Each page doth hold its tiny light, That makes each eye to sparkle bright.
O Kingfisher, O Kingfisher, Thy comics shine out brightly!
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Oct 30, 2012 1:52:53 GMT -8
AWW! ! Mary, you made my night. <3 <3 <3
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 30, 2012 1:54:06 GMT -8
Is that to the tune of O Holy Night? I don't know my carols. But I know awesome when I see it. <333333333
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Post by mary on Oct 30, 2012 1:59:55 GMT -8
O Kingfisher is to the tune of O Tannenbaum, and this one is... oh god.
Hahahaaa, I'm going to hell.
Sarah got run over by a demon Walking home on Kingfishermas eve. You can say there's no such thing as karma, But as for me and Tomasz, we believe. She'd been drinkin' too much spiced blood, And we'd begged her not to go. But she'd left her stupid fiddle, So she stumbled out the door into the snow. But on Kingfishermas mornin', At the scene of the attack. There were tiny claw prints on her forehead, And incriminatin' Claude marks on her back. Sarah got run over by a demon Walking home on Kingfishermas eve. You can say there's no such thing as karma, But as for me and Tomasz, we believe. Now were all so proud of Tomasz, He's been takin' this so well. See him in there watchin' pornos, Drinkin' blood and porkin' noobs with cousin Kell'. It ain't Kingfishermas without Sarah. All the family's dressed in black. And we just can't help but wonder: Should we drink up her boys or send them back? Sarah got run over by a demon Walking home on Kingfishermas eve. You can say there's no such thing as karma, But as for me and Tomasz, we believe. Now the jar is on the table It's not even very big. And a red and yellow candle, That would just have matched the hair in Sitri's wig. I've warned all my friends and neighbours. "Better stay inside your cars." They should never give a license, To an imp who runs in daylight and likes jars. Sarah got run over by a demon Walking home on Kingfishermas eve. You can say there's no such thing as karma, But as for me and Tomasz, we believe.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 30, 2012 2:05:59 GMT -8
Yes, now you are going to hell. But it's Kingfisher hell, so you can hang out with Tomasz and Elizabeth and Inka and who else are we up to by now? Ooh, and most importantly, Claude, Sitri, and Berith! :-P
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Oct 30, 2012 2:17:56 GMT -8
These are amazingly spiffingly awesome carols Mary , I think we all bow before your genius. I always say why go to heaven when all the interesting people are in hell? Besides think about it, hell is a room full of christians, Heaven is that times a billion. Eeergh! ;D
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Oct 30, 2012 2:26:12 GMT -8
Gahahaha! Mary, you rule all the schools. Sitri's wig, lololol.
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Post by mary on Oct 30, 2012 19:03:34 GMT -8
For your gaming entertainments: (to the tune of Frosty the Snowman)
Blockhead the Trucker was a grumpy grouchy dear, With a baseball cap and a green plaid shirt, And a spider in his ear.
Blockhead the Trucker wasn't undead, so they say, He was full of blood, said 'ayup' (the stud!), Picked a hitcher up one day.
There must have been a vampire in That coffin that they found. For when it crawled into his ear, He began to grouse around!
O, Blockhead the Trucker Was alive as he could be, Just "consid'rably more powerful" As a vampire slave draftee.
Grumpety grump grump, Grumpety grump grump, Look at Blockhead go. Grumpety grump grump, Grumpety grump grump, What his name is, we don't know. Blockhead the Trucker Knew the kid was weird alright, Theo's "Time for fun!" Meant a harpoon gun And he stayed out all damn night.
Throwing the finger, Blood was leaking from his ear, Running here and there Looking worse for wear, Begged "can I be fired now?"
He led them down to harbor town 'Cause the kid's a real boat geek. And asbestos pj's might have helped When he faced a four-armed freak.
For Blockhead the Trucker Had to hurry on his way, But he waved goodbye saying, "Don't you cry, I'm a mermaid slave today."
Grumpety grump grump, Grumpety grump grump, Look at Blockhead go. Grumpety grump grump, Grumpety grump grump, 'Hieronymus?', we don't know.
Happy Kingfishermas Eve, guys!
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Post by mary on Oct 30, 2012 19:48:10 GMT -8
To the tune of 'God Rest Ye Merry, Gentlemen'
A hyper perfect pixie waif Doth Jack Ballard portray. Remember, Chris Beksinski, This ain't hooker ballet. He gets kicked out of the museum When he hath gone astray. O tidings of Minchin and tea, Minchin and tea! O tidings of Minchin and tea.
From Dorein our evil god A curs-ed vampire came; And unto certain shy mortals Brought murmurs to inflame. How that in Glenland rooftop bowling Ne'er became a game. O tidings of Minchin and tea, Minchin and tea! O tidings of Minchin and tea.
(had to stop after 2 catastrophically silly verses.)
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 30, 2012 21:28:50 GMT -8
You are straight bonkers in this joint! So obscure the references! My head spins! The excellent madness continues!
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Post by mary on Oct 30, 2012 21:43:57 GMT -8
Holiday spirit, yo.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Oct 30, 2012 21:49:12 GMT -8
Mary. How did you get so cool man?! You rock both my socks, and my world.
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