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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 11, 2018 0:24:29 GMT -8
((◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ Skullbooty post here when ready...)) 
Darren-
"Alright, maggots. Time ta fall in line!"
Tristan-
"Bad for starting. You gets more flies with haney, you know?"
 
Hunter-
Eli- "Oh god that's adorable."
"Aww..."
Darren-
"Seriously, no adorableness! You
gotta be a lean oiled fighting machine."
 
Eli-
"Well, true... but 'maggots' sounds like,
problematic, my guy. Just a li'l constructive
criticism. ...Sir. Or whatever."
Hunter-
"You were gonna show us
automatics, right?"
 
Darren-
"Yeah, I guess.... But ya gotta be good boys."
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Post by Skullbooty on Mar 19, 2018 20:41:37 GMT -8
  "Maggots..whats next, h up two three four, hup two three four?" |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 20, 2018 16:07:33 GMT -8
 
Darren-
"Naw, marching is for humans.
We do cool drive-bys in hot rods."
 
Tristan-
"Like the Montezona Vaquero downstairs? Does we all get one?"
 
Darren-
"I didn't bring enough for the whole class,
but the best shooter can ride shotgun."
Eli-
"Whaaat? We gotta take out Hunter-
the competition?" "Nobody said this was gonna be a
bloodsport. Where do I return my tickets?"
 
Darren-
"Quitcher belly-achin', art boy. Everybody
get an automatic, like this one, or an SMG."
 
Eli-
"SMG-- Single Male Guy?
So Many Guns? Hunter-
Stop Making Gags?" "Sensuous Manly Gay."
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Post by Skullbooty on Apr 1, 2018 18:22:48 GMT -8
To Darren,
 "How about best shooter drives?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Apr 3, 2018 20:17:05 GMT -8
Darren-
"Best shooter drives? Hell no, son."
 
Tristan-
"Why not drives? We need motivations, guy."
Darren-
"Shape it up, privates, or get kicked in tha privates!"
  
Hunter-
Eli- "Gotta admit, not feeling very motivated."
"Alright, alright. I guess winning
the battle against evil is good enough. But how we gonna shoot this guy? You think
he's just gonna spring up like a fairground haunted house ghost and we pow pow his
ass to extra-death?"
"Yeah, that's even more demotivating."
Darren-
"Maybe I'm not cut out to be a leader. But about
five minutes ago I learned where the safety switch
is on these stupid things. Wanna learn?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Apr 3, 2018 20:26:58 GMT -8
The more perceptive guys started to feel distracted by the sound of
someone coming up the stairwell of the otherwise abandoned building. |
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Post by Skullbooty on Apr 5, 2018 19:00:36 GMT -8
Jason switches the gear on his gun, turning off the safety.
 "Oh, you mean this?" He holds the gun facing down, pointing to the safety lock.((Jason isn't perceptive so I'm sure he didn't hear anything, or non the less, give it any attention.)
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Apr 8, 2018 22:47:41 GMT -8
Darren-
"Damn son, careful with that thang."
Darren-
"What's this?"
Tristan-
"It's the pinnis you ordered. Oh I means pizza. Or does I?"
Hunter-
Eli- "Are we trained killing machines yet?"
"Ever wonder why the safety
needs to get turned off? Isn't safety important...?"
 
Rian-
"Somebody ordered Ernish Fallon-
mercenary chicks?" "We come in peace,
to teach you whar."
Darren-
"Nice, nice."
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Post by Skullbooty on Apr 9, 2018 17:43:08 GMT -8
As the two women walked in,
"You must be the pinnises Darren ordered." Turning to Darren, amused. "Darren I didn't know you were in to that."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Apr 12, 2018 22:58:35 GMT -8
Darren-
"Darren respects the privacy of people's privates,"
Darren-
"Most of the time. Anyhow, welcome
to the rooftop, ladies."
Tristan-
"Oh yeah, nice ladies from the beach party, that was cool."
Rian-
"Cool, yeah, hang ten."
 
Rian-
"Caithfidh tú na muca seo a tréad.
Is mise an fhir dathúil."
Fallon-
"Right, well, what's the arder of the day?
What's all thes hardware for? Is teacher
allowed to know?"
Darren-
"Sorry, top secret. We just don't wanna trip over
each other when the shooting starts. No friendly fire."
Hunter-
Eli- "Ooh, Ernish. If she spoke just a little slower..."
"Um, yeah, no friendly fire.
Only... unfriendly. The unfriendliest."
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