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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Aug 14, 2016 17:52:27 GMT -8
Hunter combed the beach, effortlessly hauling logs of driftwood larger than his own body. He gathered them into a stack and arranged them neatly for a good stunting surface. Some little balls of fire tried to evade his notice.
Hunter-
"Whoa, hey kids. I didn't know there
was going to be h-- uh, kids here."
  
Cross-
"Are you one of... them?"
 
Hunter-
"Gay? Yes. Do you have a problem with it?"
 
Cross-
"No! I mean-- oh, really? Huh."
Gabriel-
"Good to know."
Triangle-
"Oh..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Aug 14, 2016 18:18:42 GMT -8
Some dudes smoked, not far away.    
Trevor-
Vitus- "It's cold as baaalls out here, my dude."
"Those can get rather
cold, can't they?"
Jess poked into view, moving in from the dunes.
Jess-
"Hunter? What's going on? Got your wood yet?"
 
Trevor-
"Uh, I gotta go take a whizz."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 17:20:30 GMT -8
Things changed quickly out here. Hunter realized tricking on driftwood just wasn't going to be that thrilling and took Jess to the parking lot, Vitus followed and chatted with them, and naughtier people went to the places that naughty people go. A few peeps came back here to make out and then left, and eventually...  
Darren-
"Man, can't believe those dudes
Anselm- givin' us shit about the drugs."
"Yeah, stupid babies don't
know to use a drug." Darren-
"Just stupid weed! Ugh. They
Anselm- don't even deserve any."
"Yeah, what, dhey only do
cough syrup, or smelling hair spray? So lame."
 
Darren-
Anselm- "Huh. What's this? Driftwood art?"
"Vhat? It's just big wood."
Darren-
"Naw, man, there's a word for it, like,
when art fuckers wanna use natural
Anselm- shit, to make like, shapes...?"
"Natürlicheerdekunstinstallation."
Darren-
"Natural art installation, right?
Hey, go over there."
They climbed onto either end of a length of
driftwood that was balanced over the top of another.
Darren pushed off, sending Anselm down to the ground, seesaw style.
 
Darren-
"It works. Glennish beach bum
Anselm- engineering at its finest."
"Hey vhat are you thinking fun boy?"
Darren-
"Eh, it's a thing to do."
{originally}
Eli had lost track of most of his peoples after bailing from the lighthouse,
and on his way back to that area, noticed movement in the driftwoods...
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 17:35:45 GMT -8
Eli was hoping to connect with Hunter. It was nerve-wracking, the early stages of a potential romance - made him feel too much like a teenager. Being dead helped. He followed traces of the guy on the wind, found himself in tall grass. There he found his estranged partner in crime, and his new side piece.
Eli-
"It's the graveyard boys... You two seen Hunter around?"
  
Darren-
Anselm- "Hunt 'er? I hardly know 'er."
"Oh, Hunter is a boy I think."
Eli-
"Yeeeah, he's--"
 
Eli-
"Actually, I shouldn't bust too much. You guys
are overcoming your probs like champs, I hear."
 
Darren-
"What problems? Who's
talking about us now?"
Eli-
"You don't even remember that rooftop scene, do ya... Ugh."
Darren-
"It was a movie reference?
Don't think I've seen that one."
{originally} Eli turned towards the movement, unsure of what foolery was afoot. Was it Hunter, maybe? Had he managed to beat him out of the water? Well, only one way to find out. He called out, and headed that way. Eli - "...Hunter?"
Darren-
Anselm- "Hunt 'er? I hardly know 'er."
"Oh, Hunter is a boy I think,
and Elly too, I belieff... It gets me confused."
 Eli - "..."
Well, this was definitely not a Hunterian encounter.
Eli -
"Oh hey, it's the party prince. What are you guys doing over here?" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Sept 7, 2016 17:52:31 GMT -8
 
Anselm-
"Ermm, sorry. Uh, I remember you around
'dhe bindery, yeah? Do you enjoy Darren-
die Strandparty?" "It's been alright, really."
 
Eli-
"Not bad, not bad. Not even gonna complain
about you stealing my pal or nothing."
Darren-
"Huh? Huh... Why don't
we hang out anymore?"
Eli-
"Ah, it's alright. Maybe you'll have more time now that
you're not all hopped up on whatevers. This is a good start, huh?
You guys enjoying this beach? Almost enough to make ya feel
like a real boy."
Anselm-
"Oh, who is-- is it Elly? I just talk
on you to zay you are a boy. Darren-
Do you enjoy die Strandparty?" "I guess it's had moments."
{originally} Eli - "Yup, that's me, and all my...manliness, I guess."  Eli - "It's a bit strange to be out of Harlan, but it's nice. Never thought I'd see a beach again. How do you like it, Anselm? Have you gotten some swimming lessons yet?" |
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Sept 7, 2016 18:06:29 GMT -8
Anselm-
"I like it a lot! I never go to a beach before.
I do a little bit of vater, it's called bogeyboard, Darren-
do you know? It's like surfing, but smaller." "Oh yeah, you been here a while
probly. Got your surf on and all that?"
Eli-
"Ah, uh, a li'l bit. Things. Activities."
  
Eli-
"How about you? 'Hanging Ten' as it were?"
{originally} Eli - "Yeah, of course! That was like the first thing I did when I got here, went out with Hunter and Jess. I haven't found too many people particularly interested in it, though."  Eli - "Oh yeah, I haven't boogeyboarded in ages. Man, that brings me back, reminds me of old family vacations..." Eli - "...Have you thought about trying the real deal?" .gif) |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 18:20:21 GMT -8
Darren-
Anselm- "That would be a hot 'no' buster."
"Haha, maybe I do, or not. I fall off
a lot and I'm sitting on a board, so if I stand...
Darren, you don't like to do vater?" Darren-
"Yeah, when I was growin' up,
people'd hit ya with the water to
annoy, made me get cat-like."
Eli-
"Heard some weird guy trying to get people
to ride on the back of his board..."
{originally} Eli - "Hit you with water...? What, like water balloons or something?"  Eli - "Well, if you want to, you could surf with me... I've been looking to tandem with someone all night, but it hasn't been in the cards. Makes it harder to fall off when you've got someone to support you, on the same surfboard." |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 18:43:14 GMT -8
Darren-
"I thought the point of surfing was
Anselm- to look cool. That sounds hella nerdy."
"Hahaha, I don't vant to be
hell of nerds. Do you know I get
many human nerds at my party?
I don't know how it happens."
Eli-
"Nerds you say... who might you be referring to?"
{originally}  Eli - "Hey, that's sacrilege. Tandem surfing is, like, old school cool! You've never seen vintage pictures of dudes holding up their partners with a single arm?"  Eli - "...Sacred arts aside...there are nerds here? I've only seen one goth kid and a guy who's...I dunno, indie I guess? Maybe I'm nerd repellent." |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 18:58:57 GMT -8
 
Darren-
"Dude, you seen those candyhairs and
Anselm- Teeny dude around the campfire? Nerd herd."
"Yeah, total nerds. I don't know
who invites but not me."
<<BEARBEITE HERE ON>> {originally} Eli - "Someone has hair made of candy? Is that a new hipster trend?" Eli - "I guess I must have missed them. I only kind of went that way once, and I got distracted by a hot guy." And then he'd gotten distracted by lighthouses. It was a distracting kind of night for a water boy. |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 19:25:13 GMT -8
Darren-
"Now ya know."
Anselm-
"Shhh, a human comes..."
 
Goblin?-
"Hope ya don't think I'm a nerd, D-bag."
Darren-
"Tha fuck? Trevor Moorcock,
drummer for Rattlefinger? Maybe
a sellout and sleazelord. Who
Anselm- invited your ass?
"More cock... heehee..."
Moorcock-
"You know I'm at all the parties.
Shit, remember that time in GSB?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 19:39:00 GMT -8
{originally} The sleaze was indeed strong with this one. Eli raised an eyebrow, trying to figure out why this human was all up in their grills.Eli - "Darren, you know this dude?"
Darren-
"Yeah. Remember the song they
play in that Cintix commercial since
about fifteen years ago? 'Holding
Anselm- hands with blah blah boo'?"
"♪ Boo boo boo ♫♪ ... hm, no."
Moorcock-
"Hey, you know we're way more
than one hit. Motherfucker's gotta eat..."
Moorcock-
"...drugs. I heard you were back on the H. Sup?"
 
Anselm-
"Tch, no. Don't remind it. Darren-
It's only in good memories now." "Anyway, you look swell. What are you on?"
Moorcock-
"Mostly dank weed, but I do a bump of coke if I gotta wake up, little
H to chill, little mescaline for my complexion... Who are your friends?"
{originally} Eli - "Dude, if you're looking for drugs, you're asking the wrong people. Go hit up the candyhairs or something." |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 20:03:28 GMT -8
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 20:28:44 GMT -8
Moorcock-
"Darren didn't mention knowing any
swim boys last time we shared a backstage."
Moorcock-
"Alright, so you're clean and swimmy and fake partying now, right?
Seriously, what's that about? Will your PO cut your nuts off if your
eyes are too dilated?"
Darren-
"Sure, that's as good a reason as any."
Anselm-
"We got in trouble because we make
too many people on heroin addiction.
But now we are good and only smoke Darren-
veed even if it is for babies." "So now you... Wait, who is Jess?"
{originally} Eli - "Yeah, and how many decades ago were you guys sharing a backstage? Sounds like you're a bit behind the times, dude."
Eli raised an eyebrow at Anselm's strange tale, but it wasn't the time to question things. At least, not with this weird dude around.Eli - "Jess is the girl I was...helping out for a bit. You know, curly hair, glasses, hangs out a lot with Hunter? You haven't met her before?" |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 20:43:14 GMT -8
 
Darren-
"... A little bit. Where does she work?"
{originally} Eli - "A local publication... You know The Masher?" Eli - "The, uh, the one with the...hooker ads?" |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 7, 2016 20:53:33 GMT -8
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