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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on May 21, 2016 1:59:55 GMT -8
  "Yeah but ya should be warned. It ain't all puppies and kiwi squash, ya will feel pain occasionally but not like all the time. Ask us questions, it ain't something ya can go back on once it's done." |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 21, 2016 2:21:24 GMT -8
 
Zody-
"You, sir, do not know what it is like to
have a body that wants to torture you to death."
Zody-
"But I'll read the warning label. Quick questions -
Why two? Did the last two die? And is Dana the other?"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 21, 2016 2:25:53 GMT -8
Anselm-
"You know Dana? I don't know if 'dhey vill choose it,
but yes, I offer... I hope it vorks."
 
Anselm-
"I never haff children before. I am new to town,
as I tell you once. I am invite to become a... hm,
a noble of sorts. August, cann you explain?
To do, I am required to create.
I choose because... vell, you are smart.
You can underztand vhy, can't you?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on May 21, 2016 2:36:05 GMT -8
  "No, I don' know what it's like. Ya got me, sorry. "   "I'll try, so it's like this. There aren't just vampires, there's families. Each had it's own progenitor, mine is Marchese. Progenitors are vampires who weren't made, they became. When they died. Anselm is one. Anyhow there's five and two died so they replaced them. Anselm is one of the replacements and so he has to have babies, at least two. I dunno why really but they made it a rule." |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 21, 2016 2:44:03 GMT -8
((didja know this thread's name is a reference to this horrible fucking thing?))
{Spoiler for Evil}
((the other GM will feel my vengeance in this life or the next...))
Zody-
"That was a tangle of numbers but I think I got it. So.
What's is like? What are the differences from where I am now?"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 21, 2016 2:53:44 GMT -8
((lol, that it is...))
Anselm-
"You haff a good attitude. Hm...
In zome vays, you might expect.
Live forever, never age, don't breathe or eat.
Drink blood... interesting power.
Oh look, here, it's cute." He put his foot out to the side, so it was visible from their seat.
He 'fished around' in the back of his boot, and returned with
a little robin which bounced up his shoulder.
Anselm-
"If you are my child, I don't know if you cann do exactly,
but you can become like 'dhis little one, and fly."
The little bird hopped nimbly around his shoulder spikes.
None of the other humans in the bar area seemed to notice. |
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on May 21, 2016 3:01:53 GMT -8
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 21, 2016 3:16:30 GMT -8
Zody jumped a bit at the tiny bird appearing from Anselm's shoe.
Zody-
"Whoa! Startling...
It's funny how much that's like stage magic."
Anselm let the robin hop across the table toward her.
Anselm-
"Lots of good tricks, 'dhis one might be cutest, hehe..."
She tentatively let the bird on to her hand, and smiled at August's words.
Zody-
"You are quite a charmer. I will accept that.
My only artistic talent is playing the keyboard."
Anselm-
"Mn, maybe you do music for a film?"
 
Zody-
"But I pawned all my gear for some...
uh, illegal opioids."
Anselm-
"Ah... money is not zo much a problem.
I am not vealthy as zome vampires,
but it is enough to be comfortable.
Vee cann get you new instrument."
Zody-
"I... can't even imagine playing right now.
I'll probably feel different in a week.
So, what's it like for you, in here being undead guys.
I read a comic book where a vampire could like,
smell someone's blood and it was all... intoxicating.
And it turned him into a super atheist so he had to
say something quippy whenever he saw a sceptre
and spit blood on it."
Anselm-
"Hahaha, I don't follow all, but zounds funny."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on May 21, 2016 3:34:37 GMT -8
  " I dunno the Anselm deer is pretty cute. It's like a sabre-toothed deer. Cute but deadly." August almost squeaked with joy when she mentioned keyboard.   "Lawdamimbo!!! That's nothing to quaff at! Ya hired! Double hired! I'm pleased as a bear in a honey house. We'll get ya everything ya need. Well at least me mates will, cause I'm stony broke. Can't even get the dole cause I'm legally dead and me fake job is a rich kid."   "Actually some vampires are quite religious. Me maker was a priest and had to like pray every day. Blood ain't intoxicating, we don't gotta kill no one. I like to give people cookies at the end. To get their blood sugar up. I used to be vegan, it's kinda hard if ya only food source is blood." |
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 21, 2016 3:53:10 GMT -8
Zody-
"Haha, I never imagined vampires were so cheery.
I'm into it. Never imagined I'd be into that, either!
So do I look all juicy and pulsating with yummy blood?"
Anselm-
"Haha, no. Hm, you look like... on fire.
Everyone in here, body heat are flames.
Hard to see a bit. I haff a hard time vith humans,
in part, maybe vhy it is."
Zody-
"Spooky."
Zody smiled at August's enthusiasm.
Zody-
"Ha, you don't even know if I'm any good!
Maybe I just hit a preset and bob my head along."
Zody-
"Well mister. If blood ain't intoxicating,
what's it like? I know I can find a milkshake
pretty intoxicating if I'm in the right mood,
no offense."
Anselm-
"To me, it's more like vater, but you can become very 'dhirsty.
It tastes vonderful if you need it. You know?
I 'dhink it is different to some. August, how do you feel for it?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on May 21, 2016 4:12:21 GMT -8
   "Nah I have a good feeling about ya. Besides if ya got the basics then ya can improve or ya at least look good doing it."  "Uh yeah pretty much the same. It tastes good not gross at all. Different vampires go different ways about getting it too. "  "Ya might wanna have a last milkshake tomorrow though. Anything ya like to eat too. Food ain't an option once ya a vampire." |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on May 21, 2016 23:20:17 GMT -8
Zody kept thinking out loud.
Zody-
"So. I'll be thirsty for people juice, but not hungry.
Funky. What happens if i try to eat? Or drink non-blood?"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 21, 2016 23:23:45 GMT -8
Anselm-
"Tastes like eating paper or perfume.
Strange, but somewhat interesting.
You get a tummy ache, heheh."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on May 21, 2016 23:32:58 GMT -8
 "Or eatin' SOAP!!" "Sorry long story, Zo. Ans cursed me arch-nemesis and let's just say he has a clean mouth."   "I haven't tried eating real food. Ans... Where does it come out? Does it come out? Lawdamimbo!" |
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on May 21, 2016 23:40:05 GMT -8
Anselm-
"Ahaha, 'dhis converzation goes zo skatalogik...
It comes out 'dhe zame way it goes in.
I believe internal organs... mn, atrophie?
No vay to... um, come out else."
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