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Post by HorrorBoy Wrangler on Aug 16, 2012 3:39:21 GMT -8
OK, this thread is to get everyone back together from ver 1 that's been willing or able to make the move since the server wipe. I also want to clear the air about how things are going from now on.
NO MORE TROLLOCKS! I will moderate mercilessly and cut anyone who wastes our time with trollery. Life is too short to be wasted on hate in our happy place. Hate is for the day job, or the human species at large. Fuck 'em.
If you see someone coming in with homophobia, racism, transphobia, whatever, don't expect to have that conversation. I'll delete it AND your replies. No engaging the enemy. That's what led to the last big cock-up.
HorrorBoys is for every gender and orientation, united only by our hatred for normalcy and love of the macabre. So let's not have any more of that, OK?
So, that all said, MY HORROR BOYS, ROLL CALL!
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Aug 16, 2012 4:27:26 GMT -8
Hey Travis. Keep fighting the good fight.
Sincerely, your (vice) Lord and Master.
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 16, 2012 5:23:08 GMT -8
Hoho my esteemed Gentlemen and others of Horror, I see the fire has been kindled anew. Chris B here, but you already knew that from my beautiful mug on the left there.
Wow, it's been a while. Good to be back, though it looks like I'm too early. I hope it can get back to where it was. I especially miss Cooper, frogmout, SeitanRoot12, lindyslicer, hophopkill, and SexyStalwart. I heard frogmout was spending all his time on gay forums these days. Doubt we'll get him back.
Man, have I got some weird tales to tell. My life has gotten entirely too similar to an Eerie Sets comic. I'll wait to bore you until the audience gets a little bigger though.
=+==+==+==+==+==+==+==+==+==+==+= "ROCK like an IGUAna gonna gitchy gitchy!"
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Post by Hop... hop... KILL! on Aug 16, 2012 21:07:15 GMT -8
I'm here for the moment I guess. I don't know though, is there really anything interesting to talk about anymore? It was kinda funny with all the trolling before, but if it's all just gonna be Beksinski bragging about his latest (questionably real) conquests, I'm out. Has there been a legitimately good horror film showing in Glenland in the last ten years? (Not just midnight showings of Gut Busters or what have you.) I'm starting to think horror is dead, and so is this forum. Oh well. How about that weather?
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 16, 2012 21:12:05 GMT -8
Hophop you old devil! Don't mock my situation! I could get killed at any moment, and then who would you have to pick on? As for horror, just look at the world market. That Yevachian one "Buer Shines Black" was amazing.
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Post by Hop... hop... KILL! on Aug 16, 2012 21:14:37 GMT -8
Man, I ain't watching that foreign arty shit. I'm too old to be trying to READ while watching a movie. Plus, you gotta support your country's economy. Not my fault Glenland can't get off its ass and make anything worth my time. Anyway, you "could get killed?" How, stepping off an extra tall curb?
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Post by bloodbubble on Aug 17, 2012 12:47:29 GMT -8
Hey I'm still here in the world of the living FOR THE MOMENT. You never know. @ HopHop if you want good horror, you're just gonna have to suck it up and get outside the mainstream provincial murderin'-white girls genre. Ko-Horror is THE ONLY horror right now, so unless you wanna keep in the dark forever, you're just gonna have to expand your mind. Shitai's "Monster Disco Gorebath" cannot be scrubbed from my mind, nor would I want it to be.
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Post by HorrorBoy Wrangler on Aug 17, 2012 12:56:46 GMT -8
Ko-Horror really is the best right now, no question!
Though Shitai? That stuff is a bit childish. The way directors like Mikasawe and Ofumi are bringing the classic Kohonese sense of restraint and dignity to modern stories of supernatural suspense is way better.
There's just no parallel in the West .
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 17, 2012 12:59:37 GMT -8
Shitai is childish? Says the guy with an avatar from "Debbiru Hausu" ... Haha.
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Post by Karl Random on Aug 17, 2012 13:14:31 GMT -8
Hey guys, I know I don't post here all the time-- but this counts as a work activity so I'd rather do this than edit Hans' awful grammar. Be sure to check out our new article on the MLOG about the Uptown Cinema's showing of the classic horror flick "Dagger Night." Sounds like a real classy affair. Also, I have a review of Knuckle Punx new album, just in time for their show this week @ the Charnel House!
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Post by HorrorBoy Wrangler on Aug 17, 2012 13:15:05 GMT -8
Beks - Those were different times! You don't rip on "Dread Stalks" for not being as scary as "Body Shock," do you?
Also, Random, watch your step because I feel like we never had a satisfactory conclusion to the discussion of spamming...
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 17, 2012 13:20:08 GMT -8
But seriously, guys, my mystery guy is driving me crazy! I never got to tell you about the other night... and the clown!
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Post by Hop... hop... KILL! on Aug 17, 2012 13:27:22 GMT -8
WTF Random! How can you show your face around here again? (hiding behind a sweet little kitten this time, nice.) We don't want to read your pretentious shit, you're just pretending to be even mildly interested in the horror community because SpookyHaus started sponsoring that rag you work for. I remember that time you reviewed "Hatchet Hand" and I'll never forgive you for it. All those tattoos get too much ink in your brain? Grow up. @ Wrangler & Bubble - why don't you just move to Kohon if you love it so much. @ Beksinski - Oh just blather about this fake guy already so we can move on in life.
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Post by Karl Random on Aug 20, 2012 14:42:38 GMT -8
@hophop - Oh come on, I can't exercise a little criticism when it comes to horror films? I think they could really use it. You yourself were complaining about the quality of Glennish cinema these days. How will they improve? Anyway, I'm not just shilling for the man, if that's what you all think. I loved horror when I was a kid! I just thought you guys would like to know about pertinent goings-on in town, like the Gore-Town 3 playing at the Parkville Block Party this weekend. (See my review of their album in this week's Masher.)
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Post by bloodbubble on Aug 20, 2012 14:44:59 GMT -8
@ Random - See, notice that he says "when I was a kid." Dating goths doesn't count as being into horror, Random. We don't need you here, no one cares about these shit bands playing wherever. I never heard of this stupid paper you write for, HELLO not everyone here is Glennish. Glenland is not the world.
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