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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Apr 14, 2015 5:47:58 GMT -8
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Apr 14, 2015 21:50:29 GMT -8
"JESUS FUCKING H CHRIST! What part of shooting is fucking useless did they not get? I give up, it's clearly Darwinism at work."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Apr 14, 2015 22:00:51 GMT -8
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Apr 14, 2015 22:04:21 GMT -8
"Quack!" Micah didn't need to be told twice, he ducked like a pro.
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Post by Dr. Jar on Apr 14, 2015 22:11:21 GMT -8
Vars- "...Aww...Man...Come on, duck and cover! Don't shoot, it doesn't work with him!" Vars ducked anyways and looked for somewhere that wouldn't have flying bullets as soon as possible.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Apr 14, 2015 22:24:30 GMT -8
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Post by Dr. Jar on Apr 15, 2015 21:41:37 GMT -8
Vars- "Ahh! Let them go Mister Laurent.. You surely are the King. Now let them down, they're no threat to you. Besides, don't you want to speak to the other King?" He gestured broadly and got up. Wisely or unwisely, who knew...
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Apr 15, 2015 21:45:15 GMT -8
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Apr 15, 2015 22:29:22 GMT -8
Alex got the guns away, but Laurent didn't let them go. Pikers- "AIEEEEEEE! again." Laurent- (to Vars)" Ooh yeah mon, I almost forgot. Too much fun na."
On the floor nearby, Becky- "Your hair smells like someone spilled whiskey and celery on an antique piano." Hillary- "Thank you kindly. That's my fragrance, gurl."
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Post by Dr. Jar on Apr 15, 2015 23:32:01 GMT -8
Vars- "But they don't want to dance. Why not find someone who does?" Vars though about busting a move, but wondered if that would be appreciated by the Laurent-creature.
He decided for some sick dance moves. "LIKE THIS, MAN..." He could swear he felt some joints pop in ways they weren't supposed to.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Apr 16, 2015 15:15:47 GMT -8
"Oh for Pete's fucking sake!" Micah threw his spatula at Vars and his weird body movements."Now! Parley ya dickheads. The voodoo king will stop doing whatever he's doing and you guys are going to stop wasting bullets. You'll take him to your leader, he'll do his little dance and we'll all go home fucking happy."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Apr 16, 2015 15:27:29 GMT -8
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Post by Dr. Jar on Apr 16, 2015 21:52:38 GMT -8
Vars- The spatula hit him squarely and bounced right off. He stopped dancing finally, glad that they had caused some kind of distraction. His brain noticed how well armed Mr. Alex happened to be. "Seriously guys. He's just going to keep messing with everyone if you don't parlay. I can't really make him go away or anything and he won't stop until he gets to the King..." To Laurent: "Yeah, it might be fun, Mr. Laurent, but don't you have people to talk...peacefully...to?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Apr 21, 2015 0:50:07 GMT -8
Laurent- "Mmm, ahaha, wellna, who knows where de boss kind of Seatta be? I'll led dese fools down when I see." The dancers remained aloft. While Vars did his moves, they crudely imitated them, but they were back to the erratic jig. Watch Commander- "Augh, we can't, you don't know, augh!" Hillary- "These boys are right, we gotta take 'im down to see the king y'all." Becky- "You guys really have a king?" Hillary- "They tossed around some ideas, but he goes by 'mayor' now." Laurent- " To da king mayor! AHAHAAHA!" Hillary scrambled from behind the desk, carefully into the hall near Laurent - though still giving him a wide berth like he'd crapped his pants - and then started to lead the way.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Apr 21, 2015 1:55:32 GMT -8
"Fucking finally, about bloody time. If anyone tries to derail this meeting, they're gonna meet my bleeding fist." Micah gave Laurent and the gun nuts a wide berth but followed doggedly, looking for any signs of more dumb gunfire.
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