HIPSTER PARTY - AWKWARD SIDEWALKS
Nov 16, 2014 1:51:13 GMT -8
Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Nov 16, 2014 1:51:13 GMT -8
Ryder was annoyed. Jack half-suggested he come to this big party, walked that back,
then forward again. What the hell? Anyway, he was sitting on the porch and kept
seeing weirdos walk by until... He figured out they might be going to the very same
party! It was after all, pretty close by.
Then he took to the sidewalk. Peeps passed him, some brusquely, some polite enough
but still annoying. What was he, a turtle?
Then a rather dramatic hairdo of boy walked past.
Boy-
"Sorry."
Ryder-
"Eh, no problem..."
Man what was with kids and their weird hairdos these days? Total show offs.
That color was nice though, maybe he'd rip it off... The dude perked up.
Boy-
"Oh, you have cool hair. Looks like you have natural body too.
My entire being is, like, 75% product."
Ryder-
"Haha, thanks. It gets pretty fluffy right after I bleach it. That's a great color,
I should try it next. You're going to this big party? I got sorta half-invited so
I figured I'd go see if it sucked or not."
Boy-
"Oh yeah, I kinda got in touch with a guy... I don't know much about him,
but he seems really cool. Anyway, he's going with friends, so if that doesn't
work out, who knows? Might be lots of hot guys there."
Whoa, this guy had his number. Oh well, it was accurate.
Ryder-
"Heh. Here's hoping.
Ryder-
"You mind if I tag along? I didn't even bother getting the address since
I didn't think it was happening. I'm Ryder, by the way."
Boy-
"Fee. No problem."
No way that was his real name. Was he assuming Ryder was a nickname,
as peeps often did, and throwing his own stupid nickname back at him?
Whut. Evaaaa.
Ryder-
"Hey do you mind if I ask who invited you? I'm sure I don't know them
but it'd be weird if I did."
Fee-
"Oh, his name is Eli or as I know him Ol' Chico carnicero. I always meant to look up
what that means in Glennish. Hopefully not serial killer, am I right? It feels so silly
now I say it out loud. You don't play Shadow Kingdom do you?"
Ryder-
"Huh, is that like a KRPG or something? Sounds sorta familiar,
maybe one of my roommates is on it. So uh, is this Chico like a uh, salesman?
'Cause I got some Js but I might be in the market for more."
Fee-
"Oh my god, I have never done anything illegal outside of the internet
before, I don't know..."
Maybe that's why he had been offline? Hiding from the cops.
Ryder-
"Awww, that's cute, hehe. --Not in a condescending way! OK I'll shut up.
Yeah I'm supposed to be meeting someone too, but let's see if that even happens.
He's like the flakiest flake who ever flaked. Pretty much. Hot though,
but aren't they all..."
Fee-
"Mmm, sorry yeah. Well... Tell me more about the flake. What's hot to you?"
Ryder-
"Oh man, I don't even know, I don't know if I have a type.
Maybe I just like people who like me, as pathetic as that sounds.
He's got a nice face, cool style. I don't like beef-asauruses,
not that they'd like me either...
How about you? Is this a date? I mean--"
Ryder-
"--with the guy! A date at this party."
Fee-
"Now it's your turn to be cute. I don't think so? I'm not expecting much.
He sounds about as awkward as I am. I'm looking for a red hoodie and
brown hair so don't tell me that's the theme of the party. Worse come to
worst we'll be the two guys geeking out on our Gameo-3ds."
Ryder-
"Ha what, me? What makes you think I'm a nerd?
Well, I do happen to have a Gameo on me... but like,
maybe it's just a coincidence."
Ryder-
"So what's that game like? Shadow something... I played more KRPGs
when I was a kid. My dad's from Kohon, so I used to have games in Kohonese
before they came over here. Not that I thought that was very cool at the time,
'cause I thought my dad was super lame. But I'm a little more cool with it now..."
Fee-
"I was talking about Eli and me but now that you've outed yourself,
we can make it three. Aww man you're so lucky and you didn't even know it.
Shame on you. Yeah, it's Kohonese alright but on the horror side.
Shadow Kingdom! Lot's of spooky little girls. The character design is really
cute though so you feel bad for them. I guess I'm into it cause the storyline
is really fun and I can game without feeling like I'm doing all the scary
stuff alone.
Ryder-
"That does sound cool. Heh, I'm a total casual. I actually play Monkey Social kind of a lot,
it's like, kind of dorky but I really like making their little houses and shit..."
And thus they did approach THE HIPSTER PARTY OF JOYOUS OCCASION!
Ryder was annoyed. Jack half-suggested he come to this big party, walked that back, then forward again. What the hell? Anyway, he was sitting on the porch and kept seeing weirdos walk by until... He figured out they might be going to the very same party! It was after all, pretty close by.
Then he took to the sidewalk. Peeps passed him, some brusquely, some polite enough but still annoying. What was he, a turtle?
Then a rather dramatic hairdo of boy walked past.Man what was with kids and their weird hairdos these days? Total show offs. That color was nice though, maybe he'd rip it off... The dude perked up.
Boy-
"Sorry."
Ryder-
"Eh, no problem..."Whoa, this guy had his number. Oh well, it was accurate.
Boy-
"Oh, you have cool hair. Looks like you have natural body too. My entire being is, like, 75% product."
Ryder-
"Haha, thanks. It gets pretty fluffy right after I bleach it. That's a great color, I should try it next. You're going to this big party? I got sorta half-invited so I figured I'd go see if it sucked or not."
Boy-
"Oh yeah, I kinda got in touch with a guy... I don't know much about him, but he seems really cool. Anyway, he's going with friends, so if that doesn't work out, who knows? Might be lots of hot guys there."No way that was his real name. Was he assuming Ryder was a nickname, as peeps often did, and throwing his own stupid nickname back at him? Whut. Evaaaa.
Ryder-
"Heh. Here's hoping.
Ryder-
"You mind if I tag along? I didn't even bother getting the address since I didn't think it was happening. I'm Ryder, by the way."
Boy-
"Fee. No problem."And so they went, drawing ever closer to the Hipster Party... OF DOOM!
Ryder-
"Hey do you mind if I ask who invited you? I'm sure I don't know them but it'd be weird if I did."
Fee-
"His name is Eli. He likes Blazing Seal, and... I don't know much else about him. Feels silly now that I say it out loud."
Ryder-
"Nah I've done worse. My guy is the flakiest flake who ever flaked. Pretty much. Hot though, but aren't they all. Hey do you want a J by chance? I have a couple."
Fee-
"Oh my god, I have never done anything illegal outside of the internet before, I don't know..."
Ryder-
"Awww, that's cute, hehe. --Not in a condescending way! OK I'll shut up."
Fee-
"Mmm, sorry yeah. Well... Tell me more about the flake. What's hot to you?"
Ryder-
"Oh man, I don't even know, I don't know if I have a type. How about you? Maybe I just like people who like me, as pathetic as that sounds. He's got a nice face, cool style. I don't like beef-asauruses, not that they'd like me either. Your guy is an online friend or something? Phew I had some bad offline meet ups--"
Ryder-
"--not that yours will be!"
Ryder-
"Bleh, I don't know when to shut up."
Fee-
"Now it's your turn to be cute. I know to not expect much. He sounded kinda butch on the phone, but he did answer my thing, so that probably bodes well. But I like cool style too, I don't know what to expect for that. Blazing Seal has adorable character designs, you know it? I don't like the tactics game play stuff so much, just the stories. If he likes to style himself like a Kohonese VG dude, I'll be OK with that."
Ryder-
"Oh man that'd be funny if he styled himself after a handheld game dude and he was all tiny and square. OK that would be pretty creepy."
Ryder-
"My dad's from Kohon, I used to have games in Kohonese before they came over here. Not that I thought that was very cool at the time, 'cause I thought my dad was super lame. I haven't played games much, just like, um, Monkey Adventure stuff. Just a little. Anyway, what are the stories like? Sorta like Kohonimation?"
Fee-
"I guess, kinda, yeah. It's all about cute characters that have to overcome their differences and hook up. It's usually pretty het, but there's some gender variance and gay stuff in most of the games too. Then there's a bunch of stuff about armies and alliances and stuff I just button mash my way through."
Ryder-
"That does sound really cute. Oh I forgot! I actually play Monkey Social kind of a lot, it's like, kind of dorky but I really like making their little houses and shit..."