DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Mar 27, 2014 16:25:51 GMT -8
"Oh, PLEASE, August! You must. You simply must! "
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 27, 2014 16:25:52 GMT -8
"Singing AND dancing? Oh… I guess. I mean I can do it, the directing I mean. Not so darn sure about the dancing part. Y'all don't need me for that right?"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 27, 2014 16:37:22 GMT -8
Marchese- "What about nude dancing? That would be novel indeed!
Wilhelm- "Oh that would certainly be a bit much... Mm, I'll consider it.
Chloë- "That sounds uncomfortable. What if we got a splinter?"
Jack- "What's this movie about, anyway?"
Marchese- "It's about--
Wilhelm- "--Tsst! Don't ruin 'zeh surprise. Let us just say that 'zeh film is about..."
Wilhelm- "...Love."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 27, 2014 16:43:26 GMT -8
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 27, 2014 16:46:48 GMT -8
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 27, 2014 16:46:48 GMT -8
"Well then it can't go wrong, love is everything y'all!" "Though as the director, I'd liked to be surprised sooner rather than later okay?"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 27, 2014 16:52:33 GMT -8
((some responses above.)) Wilhelm- "Yes, who are we to be taking attention from our dear director? He iss 'zeh one to lead. August, what do you think we shall do next? I haff a few pages of 'zeh script for practice, and 'zeh piano, you have a camera, yes?"
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 27, 2014 16:58:17 GMT -8
Ru- "I would greatly prefer such things as the pornographic portions not to involve me, if it could be. I am a little private about..those sorts of things, but of course that doesn't mean I would exclude it from our production...Familial love..." Ru wondered how awkward it would be to help film a scene like that, and decided he didn't want to know... "I could always play parts in suggestive scenes of course."
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Post by Sir Milo Quartermass on Mar 27, 2014 16:58:29 GMT -8
Ah good, the piano. If he could go ahead and get himself situated behind it pronto, there was sufficiently less risk of him losing his pants today. Quinn looked to August."If you'd like to have a read, I'll give the jolly old piano a play and see if we can't find a bit of appropriate atmosphere?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 27, 2014 16:58:50 GMT -8
"Pornography?! Ya mean artistic co-nudity right? Right?" Wilhelm- "Of course, artistic. Six of one and a haff dozen of 'zeh other..."
"Camera? No.. Y'all are gonna get one, right? Top of the line? And other stuff." "Yes! Let's look at this script and start casting y'all!"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 27, 2014 17:08:47 GMT -8
Babette ruffled Ru's hair."Maybe we can use a cell phone camera. That's all the rage. Especially in ... *shudder* ... found footage movies. Actually, let's not."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 27, 2014 18:17:42 GMT -8
((Sry for being slow, my mother had to come bother me while I was trying to cook. )) Wilhelm- "Oh dear... I thought we'd haff a more modern camera..."
Marchese- "We've got the old Cine-type. --and you lads know how to run a reel to reel?"
Wilhelm- "Ah well, perhaps we'll require a shopping trip. But for now--" BANG!Something clattered in the distance. Wilhelm- "Damn it all Santi, what haff you broken now?"
Marchese- "Be kind to your brother. He does the best with his abilities. Santi darling, are you in one piece?"
An oily shadow slipped from under the curtains, and like a drop of ink in a glass of water, swirled into the air. Santi reformed to sit on a stack of palettes.
Santi- "One piece, yes. The most important piece, anyhow. Good evening everyone."
Wilhelm- "Our family is all together now, wonderful. Now, I have only a scene at the moment... and a single page. Sigh. Well, perhaps we can improvise, yes? 'Zeh highest form of theater, I tell you. So, let me set the scene:
The scene: a tobacconist's shop in Fezikabad. The players: Dr. Erasmus Pinderland - the irascible old doctor and vampire Desdemona - the tragically near-dead waif and heiress Theodosia- the ingenue, Desdemona's dear sister Thaddeus- Desdemona's beau Georgette - Desdemona's buxom attendant Balthasar - a foreigner Narcissa - an evil witch
Wilhelm- "If I may, I suggest Mr. Quinn accompany us on the piano, and I would deign to take the part of Thaddeus. What shall the rest of you audition as?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 27, 2014 18:21:56 GMT -8
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 27, 2014 18:23:59 GMT -8
Ru- "Good catch, that looks marvelous. I can see why there might be romantic undertones. Desdemona does seem like your part, doesn't it, Babette? Or Narcissa. You've always wanted to play a villain!" Ru seemed extremely satisfied with his part, though he wondered if some of the men would be playing ladies, as to date they didn't have enough male parts, and had too many female ones. He was sure that Wilhelm was behind that.
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