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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 5, 2014 5:17:17 GMT -8
Jack, as it happened, could smell weed like a hound dog now. The only difficulty was that about a fourth of the people here smelled at least a bit of the stuff. Still, there was a promisingly strong smell coming from somewhere...
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 5, 2014 5:24:27 GMT -8
Jack followed the trail, Ryder quite literally hung on the hem of his shirt to avoid getting dragged under in a sea of muscle-Ts. Ryder- "You've got the hook up? Same place those freaks in the car got the Goofballs? Blondie in front was totally on the big H, huh. Why did I get in that car..."
Jack- "Good question."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 5, 2014 5:29:22 GMT -8
Alone in a darkened corner, the self esteem of the Vitus shrank two sizes that night. Vitus- "..."
Meanwhile, Jack and Ryder came upon a popular-looking guy. Popular Guy- (in the middle) "...Yeah, man, you know I'm cool."
Guy on Right- "Yeah, yeah... mwah!"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 5, 2014 5:32:02 GMT -8
Was this the source of the kine bud's scent? That'd explain the popularity. Jack- "Hey, you recognize that guy? I-- didn't wear my contacts tonight."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 5, 2014 5:34:47 GMT -8
Ryder- "Naw... Maybe I've seen him around. I don't want X. Look at these guys."
Jack- "Ahahaha X is soooo like, eight years ago."
Ryder- "Oh yeah, I was totally over it by the time I was twelve."
Jack- "Me too."
Ryder- "..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 5, 2014 5:42:16 GMT -8
Popular Guy- "Heeey, Bipsy and Bopsy. You want an audience with The Beautiful?"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 5, 2014 5:49:51 GMT -8
Ryder- "Nooooooo thanks...! Gotta thing. Over there..."
Jack- "Hey, beautiful huh? It's pretty dark, but I'll take your word for it. Jack Whitechapel, I won't waste your wallet space with my card. Good evening."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 5, 2014 5:55:53 GMT -8
These guys were indeed on X or something. Touchy feely. Fortunately more with each other than passersby. Popular Guy- "Naw, you don't understand Jack. What's my name, Terrence?"
Left Guy/Terrence- "The Beautiful."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 5, 2014 6:01:38 GMT -8
Ryder- "C'mon Jack...!"
Jack- "Groovy groovy, The Beautiful, lovely talking to you, but we're on a quest for sinsemilla. Have fun."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 5, 2014 6:05:39 GMT -8
The Beautiful waved them back. The Beautiful- "Where are you off to, Bipsy? Sinsy is my middle name. Ain't that right, Charlie?"
Right Guy/Charlie- "The Sinsy Beautiful. It's true. *mwah*"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 5, 2014 6:10:07 GMT -8
Ryder- "Wow, really? Man mixing your chemicals is a dangerous game."
Jack- "Well The Sinsy Beautiful, I've got cash on the barrelhead. Just FYI. "
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 5, 2014 6:14:31 GMT -8
The Beautiful- "I don't like talking about money. It isn't beautiful."
Terrence- "Tell him about the price, Charlie."
Charlie- "You want Sinsy, you have to kiss The Beautiful. With tongues. Then with cash."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 5, 2014 6:17:46 GMT -8
Ryder- "...!"
Jack- "Wow. Well it better not have a single semilla. "
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 5, 2014 6:20:56 GMT -8
The Beautiful- "No seeds no stems no sticks. C'mere."
He stuck out his tongue.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 5, 2014 6:28:00 GMT -8
Jack- "You better show me your appreciation 2nite, little dogg."
Ryder- " "
Jack goes in for it!
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