part of a rolling conversation of doom. how did we write anything?
21:44 <Jarahamee>: To do well.
21:44 <Kelly>: Yeah he's pretty well behaved given that, just kind of neurotic. Has some bad habits like jumping on people, but we give him a stern look and he's all @___@ wuf?
21:45 <Jarahamee>: Haha, yes, that's from lack of training. It's very rude of him but it's likely no one corrects him.
21:45 <Jarahamee>: Conan is a great dog, he really wants to make me happy.
21:45 <Kelly>: aww!
21:45 <Jarahamee>: He's a very scared animal though.
21:45 <Jarahamee>: Afraid of everything.
21:46 <Christophar>: indea and deek are both 66%
21:46 <Christophar>: oh hellz naw
21:46 <Kelly>: wuuuut
21:46 <Indea>: 420 words about ice cream hahaha
21:46 <Kelly>:
21:46 <Jarahamee>: That sounds fantastic.
21:46 <Kelly>: ice cream words about 420? Ayyyyy
21:46 <Kelly>:
21:47 <Jarahamee>: I was thinking of reediting my story for this month, or rewriting my old one, but it isn't going to happen.
21:47 <Jarahamee>: too many commissions
21:47 <Indea>: Feel free to skip that part
21:47 <Jarahamee>: One of my clients made me remake something.
21:47 <Kelly>: ooh maybe you can join us for next month's editing fest
21:47 <Jarahamee>: Maybe ;_; I never get anything done on vacation.
21:47 <Kelly>: you could just drop in when you have time
21:47 <Jarahamee>: My parents have a way of sucking up all my time magically
21:47 <Indea>: 370 and I'm at 17,000 which will take me to 68%
21:47 <Kelly>: AW SNIZZAP
21:48 <Kelly>: you're even on my tails, I better stop mucking about with these hot pockets
21:48 <Indea>: Leaving Deek in the dirt aww yeah haha
21:48 <Christophar>: "Was it happening already? Human feet below the field of the sun, moving about in their purposeful way, a bit slowed and reluctant by the long school day. Above that, jeans and leggings and dresses all blown out in a shaft of sunlight. Above that, heads, faded under a scattering of aggressive photons."
21:48 <Kelly>: this competition is intense
21:48 <Christophar>: "He could see some were human, but some thrashed and wagged overlong tongues. They looked like they had been dropped severed onto potters wheels and slapped around by erratic hands. He squeezed his eyes shut, cries of his name and familiar words nagging at him, unseen eyes burning into his corner, unable to reach him bound to the whims of still human feet."
21:48 <Kelly>: O-o
21:49 <Indea>: She has to do a hella more to get to 68% muwahaha
21:49 <Kelly>: Sounds like some Revelations shit
21:49 <DKender>: YOU BASTARDZ!
21:49 <DKender>: Beating me in competition!
21:49 <DKender>: I'll get you for this!
21:49 <DKender>: I'll have my reveeeenge!
21:49 <Christophar>: i bet u do
21:49 <Kelly>: ooooooohhhhhh!
21:49 <Jarahamee>: pfft. Or I'll just never see Deek again. I have called it Deek's cave month. Ugh I should have signed up for an earlier Navle.
21:50 <Jarahamee>: My friends are taking it this weekend.
21:50 <Jarahamee>: Wisely
21:50 <Jarahamee>: So tired of the Navle
21:50 <Jarahamee>: I thought I'd like taking it earlier.
21:50 <Jarahamee>: I mean later
21:50 <Jarahamee>: I mean I have no idea.
21:50 <DKender>: Well, maybe I would have eased off if somebody hadn't suggested that I woudn't finish. Soooomebody. JK, I appreciate the motivation.
21:50 <DKender>: Nobody tells me what I can and can't accomplish! I'm a rebel!
21:51 <Indea>: Somebody strikes again
21:51 <DKender>: Mysterious.
21:51 <Jarahamee>: can't formulate an anything. i'm sure you'll finish.
21:51 <Jarahamee>: Wish I took the Navle this week but then my rotation mates would murder me.
21:51 <Jarahamee>: Since then it'd only be two of us with 6 patients between us.
21:52 <Jarahamee>: We euthanized my patient today. I had him for 10 days. It was a major bummer. This week hasn't been a great week for me.
21:52 <Jarahamee>: SUUUUUUUUUUNNY DAYS
21:53 <Indea>: Awww
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21:53 <Indea>: Eat some ice cream
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21:54 <Jarahamee>: We do their treatments during the day as slave labor so I knew him pretty well. I guess it was best he was from a big farm and wasn't some little kid's horse.
21:55 <Indea>: He's in horsey heaven now
21:55 <Jarahamee>: Probably better than not eating for 10 days and constant vomiting. We tried to treat him and gave him diarrhea too.
21:55 <Kelly>: Aww ;__;
21:55 <DKender>: My internets shut off. Are we talking about dead horses?
21:55 <Jarahamee>: My patient this week.
21:55 <DKender>: Oh, I'm sorry
21:55 <Indea>: Yup
21:56 <Jarahamee>: I euthanized him at 6 pm
21:56 <Kelly>: I hereby lighten the mood of this chat with a picture of this floating cat:
21:56 <DKender>: HAHAHA It's a balloon cat!
21:56 <Jarahamee>: Or a kung fu cat
21:56 <Indea>: Yay floating cats
21:56 <Kelly>: It totally worked
21:56 <Kelly>: I wish I had a cat that fluffy, I would probably die of allergies but it would be worth it
21:56 <Indea>: I want a cat again, all I gots is my grandma's schnauzer
21:56 <DKender>: You have cat allergies?
21:57 <Jarahamee>: You'd need to brush them a lot too or they get horrible hairmats
21:57 <Jarahamee>: especially when fat
21:57 <Kelly>: I do, but they're not super bad-- I say with a cat two inches from my face
21:57 <DKender>: So you could never wear one as a scarf during the winter
21:57 <Indea>: Or as a beard
21:57 <DKender>: Hahaha cat beard. Put a little catnip on your face.
21:57 <Kelly>: damn, that would be useful wouldn't it
21:57 <Christophar>: we had along haired cat stay with us temporarily. U knew him as the nekomata
21:57 <Jarahamee>: We had a clinic cat that let you do that.
21:57 <Kelly>: YES
21:58 <Kelly>: ahahaha
21:58 <DKender>: Nekomatachan!!
21:58 <Kelly>: The egg-o-saurus
21:58 <Indea>: I miss that bucket of fluff, damn you Ash
21:58 <DKender>: Cat kicker!
21:58 <Kelly>: hehehe
21:58 <Indea>: Kicked him to smithereens ;-;
21:59 <Indea>: Your a vet Jara, put him back together
21:59 <Indea>: *you're
21:59 <Christophar>: he was too used to runnin wild and got fat when trapped indoors, hence "egg-o-saurus"
21:59 <Jarahamee>: Ashley has no mercy for skele-commanding demoncats
21:59 <DKender>: Aw, he was egg-shaped! I imagined a cat who loved eating scrambled eggs.
22:00 <Christophar>: and was already twice as heavy as our cats when skinny - he was giant
22:00 <Indea>: Cute!
22:01 <Indea>: I still can't believe i actually caught up to Deek
22:01 <DKender>: Enjoy your victory while it lasts! I have half a week of free time thanks to the american tradition of thanksgiving!
22:01 <Indea>: Meh same here HA!
22:01 <DKender>: NO!
22:01 <Christophar>: unknown origins, but looked pretty much like a turkish angora. he was a fuzzy jerk, but such is the nature of beests
22:01 <Indea>: I don't work until Wednesday booger
22:01 <DKender>: Gawdammits
22:02 <Christophar>: indea are u gonna smoke deek like a salmon?
22:02 <Indea>: Damn skippy!!
22:02 <DKender>: Not even. Like a salmon in a burning house.
22:02 <Kelly>: yeah he was cute, I liked to pick him up and he'd be like >_____< "squeeeak!"
22:02 <DKender>: AW SQUEAK
22:02 <Christophar>: tell em about the bag monster ... that was weird
22:02 <Kelly>: he was big as my torso, haha
22:02 <Kelly>: omg
22:03 <Kelly>: so we had three cats, right
22:03 <Kelly>: our two and squeak
22:03 <Kelly>: our cat Momo apparently got a bag caught on her head, like a gift bag, and started running around all crayzay, and scared the other two
22:03 <Kelly>: they just started running around and around the house, and we had no idea why
22:04 <Kelly>: Momo was scaring them with the bag on her head
22:04 <Indea>:
22:04 <Kelly>: thus, she transformed into 'the bag monster'
22:04 <Jarahamee>: lolll
22:04 <DKender>: Awwww silly fella!
22:04 <Jarahamee>: Alright that's pretty good.
22:04 <Kelly>: it was funny too because she's the smallest
22:04 <Christophar>: big cat was running up the walls like the matrix. they coulda destroyed the house
22:04 <Christophar>: he was like 25 lbs
22:05 <Kelly>: yeah it was like all of a sudden every cat in the house decided to wreck up the world
22:05 <DKender>: It's the most endearing way to trash a house!
22:05 <Christophar>: it all happened so fast, like a car wreck of foolery
22:05 <Kelly>: yeah, we just heard this loud crash and then cats were running around the house in a mad cap circuit
22:06 <Kelly>: I got a good look at Squeak running in terror from Momo the bag monster and I shall never forget it xDDD
22:06 <Christophar>: one time he gave me nightmares. he was a memorable cat
22:06 <Kelly>:
yesss
22:06 <Kelly>: tell them about that
22:06 <Kelly>: that's one reason for him to be the nekomata
22:06 <Christophar>: nicknames include "appleseeds" and "grunty old mcclintock"
22:07 <Kelly>: he got too fat and started making this funny grunting noise when he ate, because he was so happy to be eating
22:07 <Christophar>: i was sleepin and had a dream two giant space aliens were in the apartment
22:07 <Jarahamee>: LOLl
22:07 <Christophar>: ten foot tall, one black with white eyes one white with black eyes, like ten feet tall
22:08 <Christophar>: they silently convinced kelly to go with them, and i chased them onto the rooftop, tryin to get kelly back
22:08 <Christophar>: i wake up and he's at the foot of the bed, staring at us
22:08 <Christophar>: white with black eyes
22:08 <Kelly>:
it does seem like a good idea to go w/ giant space aliens
22:08 <Kelly>: xDD evil nekomata
22:09 <DKender>: Whoa. He knew. 8<
22:09 <Indea>: Creepy
22:10 <Kelly>: I'm just glad he wasn't stealing our breaths, as far as we know
22:10 <Christophar>: i think i glimpsed him in my sleep somehow and he turned into the alien dream
22:10 <Kelly>: One time I caught him with his head stuffed into a sleeve of crackers, munchin' away
22:10 <DKender>: I prefer the supernatural explanation.
22:11 <Kelly>: that guy was weird
22:11 <Christophar>: what kinda obligate carnivore eats saltines?
22:11 <Kelly>: he taught our cats to be naughty, splashing their water all over
22:11 <Kelly>: we should write fairy tales about that guy
22:12 <Christophar>: we did, but then ashley kicked him to pieces
22:12 <Jarahamee>: Silly ones. Besides all kinds of animals love carbs.
22:12 <Jarahamee>: Some weirdos make horses bread to eat.
22:12 <Jarahamee>: Horses are animals that are supposed to eat only grass.
22:12 <Kelly>: @_@
22:12 <DKender>: Are they bread loaves shaped like grass?
22:12 <Jarahamee>: No, they're just bread
22:12 <Jarahamee>: for horses
22:13 <Jarahamee>:
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Horsebread oh apparently it's a medieval custom too
22:13 <Jarahamee>: You can make then fancy bread with pumpkins in them.
22:13 <Jarahamee>: Some of the clients do.
22:14 <Kelly>: that sounds like a medieval thing to do
22:14 <Jarahamee>: I'm not smart enough to think of a reply right now. I will go to sleep.
22:14 <Jarahamee>: byee
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22:15 <DKender>: Jara has a migraine. Poor Jara.
22:15 <Kelly>: aw
22:15 <Indea>: That sucks poor Jara
22:16 <Indea>: Work told me off for a timesheet mistake but their correction was wrong. Grrr, I had to go fix the fix.
22:16 <DKender>: Those jerks!
22:17 <Kelly>: psshhhht
22:17 <Indea>: Trying to steal 5 minutes of my time bastard
22:17 <Indea>: s
22:17 <DKender>: Wasting your time, hm? Hmmm? Indea, say. All your timesheets need correcting. All of them ever. Go do it.
22:18 <Indea>: I shall muwahaha…..heeeey
22:18 <Kelly>: My school is super lax w/ timesheets, so I charge them an hour of work for every email I get.
It's not that far off because my boss is a total tyrant
22:19 <Indea>: Bahaha my work are anal, you have to have a form and sign off for every thang
22:19 <DKender>: That's legitimate! You need to be compensated for the added stress and work!
22:19 <Kelly>: she'll have like 40 line items I need to address, and then I'll write back thoughtfully and ask some questions and she'll say ' K '
22:19 <Kelly>: Ugh Call centers are like that, huh
22:20 <Kelly>: Nintendo were sticklers for that too, you had to start and end w/in 10 minute periods or ELSE or something
22:20 <Indea>: They got pissy cause I went 3 minutes over my 20 minute break. Your boss sounds horrible
22:21 <Indea>: They are fine with 2 minutes
22:21 <Kelly>: ermggg... that's amazing you've had the fortitude to stay there this long
22:21 <Indea>: They round up to 5 the basterds
22:22 <Kelly>: Psh! bastids indeed
22:23 <Indea>: I've been sneaking an extra 2 minutes on my breaks baahahaha
22:23 <Indea>: 20 minutes isn't long enough for dinner
22:23 <Kelly>: you don't get a dinner/lunch break?
22:24 <Kelly>: more than 20 mins I mean
22:24 <Indea>: Nope just 5 per hour
22:24 <Kelly>: ugh!
22:24 <Indea>: Apparently it was worse and our union got that a year or so back
22:24 <Kelly>: In the US you have to have a 30 min lunch break as well as other tiny breaks. My boss breaks that all the time tho. 9_9
22:24 <Kelly>: dang!
22:24 <Kelly>: that's rough
22:25 <Kelly>: you guys have a lot higher minimum wage at least
22:25 <Indea>: it's better on the longer shifts over 6 hours and you get 30 minutes unpaid break and a 30 min paid break
22:25 <Indea>: Yeah we do
22:25 <Indea>: I get 24.70 an hour
22:26 <Indea>: But everything here is more expensive
22:26 <Indea>: with GST and shiz
22:26 <Kelly>: daaaaamn. I get ~$13 Australian dollars an hour -_-
22:27 <Kelly>: probably is cheaper here tho, as you say
22:27 <Indea>: It's why we are terrible tippers overseas, our waitresses don't rely on tips.
22:28 <Indea>: Most grocery purchases end up costing me $50 and it's not that much stuff
22:28 <Kelly>: we just elected a socialist to city council who is gunning for making the state minimum 15 dollars, I don't think it'll happen tho, sigh.
22:28 <Kelly>: what is rent like?
22:29 <Kelly>: we left Seattle proper because our rent was getting close to 2k a month
22:29 <Indea>: I saw that in the news, it'd be better. $ 200 shared around $400-$500 for a place per week
22:29 <Indea>: Those are the more dodgy places though
22:30 <Kelly>: yowza, probably about the same then
22:30 <Kelly>: ours was only moderately dodgy
22:31 <Indea>: Thats why I'm living with my grandma, I can't afford to move out on my salary
22:31 <Christophar>: got to my goal, gotta copypasta it into my master file and edit it into internet version
22:31 <Kelly>: that makes sense, shit's hard times for everyone. rent is awful
22:31 <Kelly>: go go go christophar
22:32 <Indea>: Way to go! What was the goal?
22:32 <Christophar>: i have so much class rage that pretty much anything poor people do makes sense to me. X( Ah, yes, my bare minimum goal wasn't very exciting. just 3000 words for the day
22:33 <Indea>: Well done! I'm still aiming for 2,000, just taking a break.
22:33 <Kelly>: Indea, do you think you'll try to get something printed?
22:34 <Kelly>: 'cause you could cheat to qualify for free prints
22:34 <Indea>: Not printed, I 'm just happy to make the goal
22:34 <Kelly>: aww! are you going to keep writing after the month? Or shooting for a novella length
22:35 <Indea>: Depends on the story, if it has more kicks in it I'll keep going.
22:35 <Kelly>: you might be surprised, I was thinking I wouldn't be able to make it to 50k, now I need to do more just to finish the dang thing
22:37 <Indea>: Haha yup words aren't your problem anymore.You'll be fine, it's an awesome story. I have to go guys, I have to go get stuff for dinner then make it. I'm going to finish the rest of my 2,000 later
22:38 <Christophar>: just updated my wordcount. INDEA! Deek keeps gettin 1% on you! smoke that fish!
22:38 <Kelly>: Aww, thx! OK Indea, feel free to drop by later if ya like. Good luck! <3333
22:38 <DKender>: Bye! I better take off, too. Somebody wants to watch World's End with me. He's from your timezone. Heheheheh uh oh! Watch yoself, Indea!
22:38 <Kelly>: ohhhh snizzap, see ya guys! <3
22:39 <DKender>: Thanks for organizing this!
22:39 <Indea>: Arrgh damn her. I just need 400 and I'm 68%. Later guys
22:39 <Kelly>: no prob homies
22:39 <Kelly>: bye!
22:39 <Indea>: Yeah thanls
22:39 <Christophar>: K- guess we'll quit chat.
22:39 <Indea>: *thanks
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22:39 <Christophar>: PEACE!
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22:39 <Kelly>: now we can get freaky
22:39 <Kelly>:
22:40 <Kelly>: do u want to keep up chat to talk to each other, or is the doggle gone yet?
22:41 <Christophar>: whut whut