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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 10, 2013 21:22:44 GMT -8
Micah tried to contain his mirth, Alex was so naive. He forgot sometimes how much. "Wanker? You know what masturbation is, right? Err you should talk to Dr. Bebe about that one. It's someone who is fucking full of themselves, so they wank all day. Tosser means pretty fucking much the same thing. What kind of terms do you use?"
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Post by DKender on Mar 10, 2013 21:35:13 GMT -8
"EEEUUUUGHHHH." He made a grossed-out face. "No! Why do you have TWO words ... Mr. Darcy is not a you-know-whatter!! He's sophisticated! And YES, I know what the m-word is. Do you think I'm a kid?" He stopped himself from sticking out his tongue with petulant disgust.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 11, 2013 2:27:29 GMT -8
"Haha says the guy who can't even fucking say masturbation. Fine, a sophisticated wanker then. Mr. Darcy would be all ' Oh sorry Elizabeth my dear, I have been meditating on a nude and appeared to have sullied my trousers.'" Micah did stick his tongue out, clearly this was a conversation of high maturity. (( Actually I was looking at some of his quotes and they could really be taken out of context hahaha. Well if your ready DK, I am ready to bump into the El Corazon guys. This current conversation can only go downhill ))
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Post by DKender on Mar 11, 2013 9:14:14 GMT -8
"Thanks. Thanks a lot. That mental image ruined the book. Ruined it. I'll NEVER discuss high literature with you again, tosser." In the not so distant distance, some zombies were clustered near a Lincoln Continental. Were they distracted by something? Or someone? "Come at me!" Alex used his pike to attack. It was unwieldy, but the pole's length kept a safe distance between his lovely face and zombie nails.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 11, 2013 13:22:39 GMT -8
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Post by DKender on Mar 11, 2013 18:32:45 GMT -8
Alex noticed the kids from El Corazon. "HEY GUYS!" He waved, smacked a zombie in the face, and sprinted closer to the pair. Alex maneuvered around the obstacles that deterred the undead from nomming on Kat and Kyle. "We brought presents. Well, I did. Not much, just some REI edibles and candles. Heeeey. Brian isn't around? I wanted to get his workout routine. Mine's optimized for baseball. Pitcher. But that's useless now, really, and ..." Alex noticed Kyle's face. "Well, you look glum. Everything all right? Can we help turn that frown upside down, fella? <3 "
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 11, 2013 18:46:42 GMT -8
Kat- "Oh hi! Nice moves, but you left your friend with two zombies back there."
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Post by DKender on Mar 11, 2013 18:52:38 GMT -8
"MICAH!?!" In his excitement, Alex let down his bestest friend. What a tosser. "HOLD ON, BUDDY! USE THE PARKOUR!" He dropped his backpack and sprinted to the rescue!
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 11, 2013 19:06:34 GMT -8
Kat- "Ready to turn your frown upside down?"
Kyle- "I know I'd have to stand on my head to do that. What's up guys."
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Post by DKender on Mar 11, 2013 19:16:46 GMT -8
Alex called out (from the thick of battle), "Micah's taking me for a walk! It's been a weird day! You been working on that Latin? HAHA! Good times."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 11, 2013 19:24:05 GMT -8
Kyle- "....What..."
Kat- "I know! It's like he's speaking a language that uses all the same words as English, but all switched up!"
Kyle- "Maybe we don't have enough protein to understand anything now."
Kat- "That would make me sad but I forgot how to frown."
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Post by DKender on Mar 11, 2013 19:34:05 GMT -8
"Aw, you forgot about our fun conversation? No way! We met coming back from REI, and you said Ave Satanas. Which was ... hilarious. You know that's Latin for something scary, right?" Kyle- "Oh, right. Yeah, scary, I knew that. So um, it's a pretty far walk you guys went on."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 11, 2013 20:09:20 GMT -8
Kat- "Yeah, man, -Oh! Are you here to see how Tarina's doing?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 11, 2013 20:28:00 GMT -8
Micah had knocked over a zombie jogger with his bat, then jumped on a pile of cars leaving Alex to deal them. He used an excessive amount of parkour moves, showing off in his annoyance at being left behind. In fact one could say he was being a bit of a wanker about it. He joined the two El Corazon peeps on the top of the lincoln and waited for Alex to join them. “Who is Tarina? Never fucking heard of her. It's not that far...Besides, if you don't take Alex for a walk, he pees on the carpet .” Kat- "Alex? That was his name? Oh yes. Anyway, Tarina was a guy Alex and some guys found at REI and left with us. Oh, there was a black lady with them, all messed up. Is she OK?"
Micah- "Patti? Yeah, she's okay but still a bit fucking freaked out." Kat- "I'm sure!"
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Post by DKender on Mar 11, 2013 20:30:34 GMT -8
"I DO NOT! Don't believe him! I DO NOT!" Alex climbed next to Micah. "I just get excitable without a morning workout. Apparently. Mmm. Tarina was locked in the building, Micah. We went through so much ... trouble ... in REI. Hopefully some good came from it." Alex started eating a cookie dough protein bar. It was, in fact, one of the bars he picked up during the REI outing.
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