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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Feb 12, 2013 23:17:11 GMT -8
Fuck! Micah should have considered the ghost fighting abilities of his crew! This time he'd even remembered a fucking torch.Fuck! Okay! He took a deep breath and grabbed hold of Kenny's flare, attempted to push him aside with a grunt and threw the flare in the direction of the hippie. Hopefully the fucker would go down like a bag of chips at Woodstock. Or Nora would make proud her punk heritage and fuck his shit up. " Fuck off arsing hippie!!" Micah yelled a battle cry.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 13, 2013 0:02:20 GMT -8
The hippy's fumes were sparked by Nora, but in trying to avoid its eyes, she didn't hit it full on with the flare. As Micah tossed Kenny's flare at it, he was caught in his ghostly grip! The eyes penetrated his soul, and he felt a despair beyond anything he could have imagined, draining him, pinning him to the spot.
Worse, meaning his eyes were wide open and pointed at the thing when the flare hit and made it explode. His retinas got mad burned, yo. Not an injury, but he was definitely blinded for the next few minutes.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 13, 2013 0:05:54 GMT -8
Nora's voice- "Good job, Micah! Ugh, are you OK?!"
Kenny's voice- "Thanks for the assist, bro!"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Feb 13, 2013 8:13:43 GMT -8
" Fuck! Yeah, but I can't see for shit. I take it we got the mopey bastard?" Nora- "You did, at least. Not sure what the hell I was doing."
Micah rubbed his eyes with his elbow, paranoid Micah brought up Cornish memories of the last time his world was suddenly washed with inky black. He didn't want to be isolated like that again. " Nora, could you grab my arm for a minute until I can fucking see please?" Nora- "Of course! Let's fuck off now, before his friends come out to play."
"Urgh now I fucking know why hippies smoke so much, miserable dickhead. Felt like a million puppies just fucking died in my head." Kenny- "I know! I knew they could paralyze ya with their eyes but I didn't know how they did it. That was a huge fuckin' bummer. Totally unreal, man."
Micah's stinging eyes watered, the world around was a black fucking smear. Paranoid Micah wondered if it was permanent, he didn't want to think how long a blind person would last the Apocalypse. The last place he wanted to be was stuck in his own fucking head all the time. The heightened other senses could come in handy but fuck that for a laugh. He tried to maintain his cool and not freak out or at least outwardly show it. He let the other two guide him to the alcohol section, and like some miracle Micah's vision slowly returned. They took as much of a selection of its wares with them as possible without weighing themselves down too much. Micah couldn't get out of that store fast enough, tripping over and spilling shit as he went. Thank fuck there was no one left to get pissed at him. " What do you reckon the others found at the news station?" Nora- "I just about don't care."
" I don't think mummy boy would have left an audio commentary or blooper reel with his little video. I guess we just gotta go home and find out." They trudged out of the Whole foods hole into the bright light and fresh air. The air was sweet and refreshing but traces of the putrid supermarket perfume still hung in the nostrils. Like the bog of eternal stench, it wasn't a smell you would soon forget.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 13, 2013 13:11:03 GMT -8
Kenny- "And the sun was shining the whole time."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Feb 14, 2013 2:42:21 GMT -8
" And the weather was fucking sweet.." The sun wasn't the only thing ready to greet them outside Whole foods. A few stray zombies sidled up towards the trio, stopping for a second and almost seeming to reconsider before rushing onto the group with abandon. Among them were a young woman in a bloody summer dress, high heels busted and trailing behind her messed up feet. Another was suited up in blue, complete with a bow tie. A lone hipster followed behind the others, impaled by what looked to be a tripod. Micah was glad he'd somehow managed to keep his bat on him, he tossed the dufflebag aside. None of these zombies looked too tough. So Micah took on the suited up gent, trying to remember whatever his gym teacher had tried to instill in him about cricket or T ball or any sport requiring a wooden stick. He squinted, hoping he'd hit the right spot. He swung hard and short missing the head but hit the shoulder instead causing the suit to stagger down low, Micah made a more successful thwack into it's skull and the fucker went down. Kenny- "I'll just carry the stuff if you wanna..."
Nora- "Yeah, fine." She grunted as she kicked the lady zombie back, steadied herself and let the thing walk into her next attack. It went down. Nora wiped something invisible off her chin and made a disgusted little face.Feeling slightly more confident Micah decided to try something a little more adventurous like Kenny seemed capable of. He moved towards the hipster, hopping onto a table and taking a jumping swing at its head. It wasn't successful and Micah's misjudgment caused him to fall on top of the zombie missing being impaled by the tripod himself by mere inches. Thankfully force and the leg of an upturned metal chair had done the job for him and the zombie underneath was dead.. er. He removed himself from the pretentious hipster zombie thankful that it had somewhat cushioned his fall. And once the small horde had be taken care of... " Huh, you'd think I would be fucking better at this shit by now, but a redeaded zombie is a redeaded zombie I guess. Let's get back to fucking 403."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 14, 2013 13:52:08 GMT -8
Nora- "Don't have to tel me twice!" They got a move on.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 14, 2013 13:56:31 GMT -8
Then they ran into this friendly chap. He had a gun. Officer Jerk- "Hey, assholes! What were you doin' in our groceries?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Feb 14, 2013 18:24:41 GMT -8
Micah eyed the gun nervously, fucking hell! So much for a relatively easy going trip. Micah hoped they'd leave at the very least alive and mostly well. Micah tried out his non-existent negotiating skills on the dickhead in a cop's uniform. " S-sorry. Eh umm n-nothing of err note, just ah taking a gander as it were...We were just getting rid of zombies, errr Nora here wanted some field experience. She umm hasn't been out in a while, we were err going to try and have a picnic hence the bag. So errr we'd better rack off, our enclave is full of psychos, one guy Ash is a ex-mafia hitman. Our leader shot a umm... a guy yesterday because he had a cold, just in case he turned you know? Tight fucking ship and all that..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 14, 2013 20:37:10 GMT -8
Officer Jerk- "I don't buy it. You're stealin' food. I can see the bulge in your sack, assholes."
Kenny- "Dude, would you shoot a guy over some fuckin' food? Really?"
Officer Jerk- "Fuck you, punk! I'll kill any stupid asshole I like, especially a thief."
Nora- "Oh god."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Feb 14, 2013 21:42:42 GMT -8
Micah started sweating. " Whoah ummm let's not shoot or kill anyone hey! If you gotta shoot, hit a arm or something. Eerr but don't seriously it wouldn't help anyone, not ah even you. You don't need our umm enclave coming after your arse, trust me. Look, we didn't realise it uh belonged to anyone. We found most of this shit elsewhere at some fucking hippie dump. It's uh lentil seeds,bloody rubbish really but what the hey right? Gotta feed the crazy psycho vegans... We aah did find some alcohol and you can have it as a sign of good will. So how about it sir?" Micah tried to steady his shaking hands, it was all about confidence.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 14, 2013 22:56:35 GMT -8
Officer Jerk- "Huh. Guess we'll find out when you open the bag." He pointed the gun aggressively while Kenny revealed all the contents. They corroborated Micah's story. The pig snorted derisively, and accepted his tithe of intoxicants. Officer Jerk- "Well, fancy that? You get away in one piece. Don't fuck around with our food anymore, scumbags."
Nora- "God no, we're clean, sir." Kenny looked like a wild card. He definitely made Micah as nervous as the gun, but at least he seemed to be keeping his mouth shut for the moment...
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Feb 15, 2013 6:27:05 GMT -8
Micah silently prayed to several gods that he didn't believe in that Kenny would keep his cool and the shithead of a cop wouldn't change his mind. He was annoyed at the loss of booze but he valued their lives a fuckload more. He attempted to move calmly but quickly over the car mountain and away from the danger zone. At least they still had the seeds, they would have been fucked if they were doughnuts or coffee beans. Kenny waited a dreadfully long minute before joining the exodus, and grumbled the whole way.Micah kept a close eye on both his companions as they traversed the pile up. He gave a hand to Nora if she needed it and made sure Kenny was still moving forward. He held back on the parkour, moving in a fashion that was efficient but steady. He didn't quite trust his fucking eyes yet and his heart was still pounding in his chest. Once they were sufficiently over the car hill, he took a moment for his heart to calm down, sitting down on the bonnet of a red four wheel drive. "Are you okay guys? What a fucking cunt of a cop, thank fuck we're not apart of that enclave. Fuck, I hate guns..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 15, 2013 19:52:20 GMT -8
Kenny- "If that pig had turned his back for a second, I'da jumped his ass. Smart piggy. Motherfucker."
Nora- "You crazy fucking bastard, I'm bloody glad you didn't get your chance, and endanger all of our lives."
Kenny- "Don't sweat it, baby."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Feb 15, 2013 23:27:04 GMT -8
"How can you be so fucking cavalier? Nora's fucking right and we don't want to start shit with another enclave full of tossers with guns. He said ' our' food not ' mine'."
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