DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 6, 2013 21:10:38 GMT -8
Frankie huffed and puffed as he sprinted, but his long legs were no match for robocop. Ashley was soon hot on his heels. YOUR MOVE, ASH. Do as thou wilt. [dice=20+2] [rand=445111599830428148740101297743181032173232802249155309352606172607]
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Post by Dr. Jar on Sept 8, 2013 12:05:22 GMT -8
Ashley- "COME BACK HERE YOU HOOLIGAN!" Ashley shouts louder, and leaps to try to tackle him. This was a lesson that would be learned, IT WOULD, no braindead fratboy was going to ruin his fun EVER again.[dice=20+4] [rand=479657249990850722016819450072944307271729689091445811468784231693]
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 8, 2013 13:18:56 GMT -8
Ashley tackled Frankie. Kapow! -Frankie"AH! GET OFF OF ME, YOU PSYCHO! STOP GROPING MY ASS! HELP! SOMEBODY HELP! I'M BEING MARTIAL LAW'D!" Frankie wiggled out of his shirt during the tussle.
"JUST TAKE IT ALREADY!"
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Post by Dr. Jar on Sept 8, 2013 13:31:02 GMT -8
"DON'T YOU EVER HARASS ANY OF OUR ENCLAVE AGAIN YOU MANCHILD. I expect to never see you threaten us again. GET OUT OF HERE NOW." Ashley hit him in the backside, HARD, naughty children deserved a spanking."You ungrateful man-wench." He barked, and gave him a casual kick in the direction he was fleeing in.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 8, 2013 15:32:59 GMT -8
"Whoa. That was painful to witness." Alex watched Frankie scamper away. "*SIGH* The last thing we want to do is hurt you, Frankie." He put on his sunglasses. "But it's still on the list. YEEEEAH!" -Frankie" Yo momma!" He bravely waited until he'd run far, far away before making that brilliant smackdown comeback."Well. Second time's the charm, Sir! Let's wreck some cars!" ((We don't have to play all their learnin' unless you wanna, Jara.))
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Post by Dr. Jar on Sept 8, 2013 21:52:52 GMT -8
Ashley- "I'll get the next one warmed up. I'll put something under the gas pedal so you can't press it down all the way. No more of that flooring it, even if you see a zombie. You're learning how to drive, not to play that GRAND THEFT COPKILLER or whatever its called." Ashley grunts and goes to start up another car. "The goal is to get you driving without crashing into things, or else we might be in trouble." He jimmies another Honda, it's their lucky day.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 9, 2013 19:52:24 GMT -8
"Roger that, Sir. Hey, if we ever see Derek again, can you kick his butt, too?((Just kidding. I'm not gonna metagame THAT much ))" Alex practiced driving with more restraint. Every few minutes, he launched into a completely necessary story. "... so I tried CPR AND mouth-to-mouth resuscitation! Just to be safe, you know? Hahaha! Anyway, that's how I caught mono. It was awful. You believe me, right? I wouldn't lie about saving a life! Ugh. My girlfriend Mary Numero Dos thought I'd been cheating on her with Mary Numero Uno, who also had mono. It was making the rounds! Sir, are you paying attention?! This is a complex account of heroism and heartbreak ..." Sadly, Alex was not paying attention, and he drove over the curb."Aw, gosh darn!"
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Post by Dr. Jar on Sept 10, 2013 6:39:13 GMT -8
Ashley- "Your problem is that you don't pay enough attention. If you tell stories, keep your eyes on the road, alright?" At the very least, he sounded less angry this time, though the car now had a flat tire."...I'll replace the tire, we can keep trying to drive in the meantime. So, Alex, do you think you can drive me down the street, and then turn around? We can try parking after that, ok?" Ashley apparently thought beating up and spanking Frankie was no biggie.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 10, 2013 20:42:00 GMT -8
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Post by Dr. Jar on Sept 10, 2013 21:38:49 GMT -8
Ashley- Ashley puffs out his chest while getting out of the car."I never lie. That ended well, you did a perfect parking job. Do you want to try again?" He brushes up his shirt. The kid drove pretty well for wrecking one car and immediately busting the tire of the other. "I still have the last part of your surprise hidden. It sounds like your friends want to put together a party as well. I hope it's up to your standards. Why do you ask? Do you want to play football?"
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