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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 21, 2013 21:48:48 GMT -8
Micah scrunched his nose up as he entered the room. “What is that god fucking awful smell, did a hippie die in here or something? Did you miss me Ibiza the toe warmer? Where'd Ash fuck off to?” He slumped back onto the couch, dumping the bat next to him and holding on to the flare. He looked at Alex's lime vomit covered form. "How many peas did you have to eat for that one O-pedo?" (( Sorry internets is being a bitch))
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 21, 2013 21:53:01 GMT -8
Cathleen- "M...Michael was it? God, what do we do with these two? You got like, any Frebreeze?"
O-bido the Mangler of Infants- "Micah Febreezes cocks in hell! RAHAHAHA!"
Cathleen- "...What."
O-bido the Mangler of Infants- "Wait... Micah sucks... uh... HE SUCKS! RAHAHAHA!"
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Post by DKender on Mar 21, 2013 21:55:01 GMT -8
The universe mourned for yet another ruined polo shirt. Lacoste, navy blue, 100% cotton. RIP. "HIS NAME IS PHILIP. PHILIP SUCKS FEBREEZES IN HELL. PHILIP. CALL HIM PHILIP, OR YOU'LL BE SWIMMING IN PEA SOUP."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 21, 2013 22:04:03 GMT -8
" O-paedo is right, it's Micah, uh Frebreeze what the fuck is it? Seriously did they send all the primary school demons or what? I bet you guys haven't even stolen your first lollypops huh Itoboru? Maybe we should pillowcase little miss bulimia too?"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 21, 2013 22:17:23 GMT -8
"Oh, Philip, my FEEEELINGS! You hurt my FEEELINGS. It's too much! Please SHOOT THIS BODY REPEATEDLY UNTIL ITS BRAINS ARE A FINE, WARM MIST. A FINE, WARM MIST THAT WILL SETTLE ON YOUR EYELASHES LIKE GLISTENING RED DEWDROPS. I cannot take it anymore! You're right! All I've stolen is Alex. That audacious, talkative fuck! HE ISN'T SUCKING LOLLYPOPS, IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN." A fleeting moment passed. "O-bido, I think we need new material."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 21, 2013 22:28:43 GMT -8
Cathleen spied a can of cinnamon apple air freshener and started spritzing it in the air. O-bido Mangler of Infants- "NOOO! All my beautiful smells!"
Cathleen- "Yuck, now it just smells like cinnamon apple barf. "
O-bido Mangler of Infants- "You should barf, Cathleen! YESS barf, did you see me barf? You should barf too! MUAHAHA!"
*wiggle wiggle*
"...Let me out please? "
Cathleen- "Micah? Wow, where are you from? You sound interesting. "
O-bido Mangler of Infants- "Stop hitting on him! He's mine! C'mere Micah, let's make out with tongues! MMblabhlabhmabh!"
She waggled a big black, slug-like tongue unnaturally.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Mar 21, 2013 22:36:23 GMT -8
"I want to see this! Somebody take off my pillow case! COME ONNNNN. I'll stop calling you Philip if you do."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 21, 2013 22:41:59 GMT -8
O-bido Mangler of Infants- "Yeah! Watch us make out, it'll be hot! Mmmblahblahghb!"
Cathleen- "Now I'm really gonna barf..."
O-bido Mangler of Infants- "Hell yes! BAAARF! DO IT! MUAHAHA!"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 21, 2013 23:00:52 GMT -8
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 21, 2013 23:33:17 GMT -8
((Saucy I.T crowd reference there. ;D)) " Oh come off it O-paedo, I am way too fucking old for you, I have all my teeth. I'd say buy me dinner first, But it looks like you already fucking did all over bloody Alex. I am afraid the only thing you're gonna suck is pillow. Either that or you can take Itoji here and fuck off to hell where I hear there are cocks aplenty." Cathleen- "Omigod I know, why are they so obsessed with cocks? Do they not have them in hell? Hehehe!"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Mar 21, 2013 23:40:28 GMT -8
"I'M NOT ALEX! Alex doesn't have this much style. He may be hot, but that's because he BURNS IN HELL. Heeeeere, Kitty Kitty! FRISK FRISK! Where's that cat? The Body Horror is hungry. Trust me, I'm doing him a favor. Life with Fugly Ashley must be hell on Earth. Did you see that bowtie? Even I'm not that sadistic." He shook his head, but failed to throw the pillow case off. "So, you like cusses, Cathleen? Come on over, and I'll whisper sweet fucks in your ear. Or don't come on over. I'll scream them! FUUUUUUUUUUCK!"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 21, 2013 23:51:18 GMT -8
(PS: Graphic for Deek to use: www.borfy.com/Kingfisher/Graphics/KFA2/pillowmessy.jpg ;D )
Muffled O-bido Mangler of Infants- "HAHAHA FUCK!"
Cathleen- "You guys act like ten year olds, aren't demons supposed to be like... cool and trying to woo people to go to hell or whatever?"
Muffled O-bido Mangler of Infants- "You'll go to hell! Haha!"
Cathleen- "I mean, seriously... why pick these goofballs? We're in the room with you, why not possess us too?"
Muffled O-bido Mangler of Infants- "Because you're a bunch of boring atheists! BOOOOORING! OH wait, I forgot, Cathleen is SPIIIIIRITUAL! *gag*"
Cathleen- "Hey! Leave my beliefs... huh? What does that have to do with anything?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 22, 2013 0:21:02 GMT -8
"Yeah. You'd think we'd all go fucking religious after all this shit. Aren't you guys meant encourage the disbelievers or some shit?Ever sat through a church service, that's fucking hell!"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 22, 2013 0:23:34 GMT -8
Muffled O-bido Mangler of Infants- "Yessss, go fucking religious! Do that, heh heh heh. Just make sure you believe in HELL! HELL ROCKS WOO!"
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Post by DKender on Mar 22, 2013 18:07:37 GMT -8
"H-E-L-L. What a place! All your friends are there, having the time of their afterlives. You just gotta belieeeeve. Its fires are warm, like a big, cozy blanket. Mmmyeah. Extremely awesome. Are you wooed by my soothing voice? SHOO, you scamps! Darling mortals! Go to cozy, friendly hell. Aw, come ON."
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