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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 11, 2018 21:01:47 GMT -8
Ru- "I hope I can make you all proud. I'm ready to learn! And this gun isn't that intimidating. Look!" Ru twirled his gun around, with more enthusiasm this time, and then struck several cool and stylish poses, trying to look like a secret agent. Each pose seemed more and more impractical and theatrical in nature, before he shot Chloe a roguish smile.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 11, 2018 22:30:14 GMT -8
"I don't know if ya tiny monkey hands could hold em. We could try though, that would be a bombaroo sight." "Cripey indeed!"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 18, 2018 20:01:28 GMT -8
Chloë- "Yeah Ru, you can work your way up to the big guns. Maybe by then, I'll be using a rocket launcher..." Cameron- "Do the guns get bigger when you level up?"
Jess- "I bet they do!"
Chloë- "My monkey hands aren't that tiny. Besides, all you really need to hold is the trigger, right?" Cameron- "Good points."
Across the roof, Darren could be heard doing a drill sergeant routine. Anselm- "OK, cool guys, let's get together and be the best and win. Come see this box of rocks."
Jess- "Do we have to start out in the Stone Age?" Anselm- "Maybe a little. We're going to practice throwing grenades."
Anselm took one of the stones, which were just a little smaller than fist sixed, and from the table of supplies, he put a sticky note on it. Anselm- "So, to practice when you have a grenade, you take off the pin," He peeled the sticky note off, "And then you throw a grenade."
He mimed tossing it at Darren. Cameron- Chloë- "Easy as fieldball." "Aww, I have to put my gun down."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 18, 2018 22:53:26 GMT -8
"Then where's me missile launcher, right?" "There's the safety too but I'm talking the blow back. Maybe if ya wind ya tail around something. I'll give it a burl just for you Chlo! Just don't tell Wilhelm." August grabbed a rock with a sticky note and sidled up to Cameron."You and Tristan seem close. Now that ya roomies and all. Friendly buddies right? Ya haven't moved to best bud status or nothing, right? Like you and me."
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 19, 2018 21:44:37 GMT -8
Ru- "Uh, well, I think I can throw a rock ok. Hopefully... So, where are we aiming?" Ru walked over and carefully looked over the rocks, before deciding on one of the perfect size and shape to fit into his hand. He then picked another of similar size to throw after it. This was the formula least likely to fail when he was picked. He then nodded to himself and looked satisfied at seeming least likely to look uncool. Hopefully. "I think I'm ready..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 20, 2018 17:16:55 GMT -8
Cameron- Chloë- "Good point. Gotta level up by "I'm ready for monkey style! some other game mechanic." Just have to work our way up, I guess..." Cameron- "Naw, Tristan's cool, but kinda on another planet. Your peeps used to be Glens, right? Definitely easier to relate to." Anselm- "Well, you can throw at each other if you vant to practice dodges-- but maybe to start, just throw across roof."
Jess- Chloë- "Stoning? I'm a vampire, "Don't throw anything not a witch." at me or I'll shoot you." Anselm- "Don't do threatens yet, it's too soon..."
Chloë- "Just kidding! But look at this great antique gun! Wilhelm gave it to me for my purse. It's even real with bullets and everything!" Jess- "That's amazing, so classy." Anselm- "Okay, but you got to do rocks now."
He demonstrated and tossed the stone to the other side of the roof. It wasn't a very powerful throw, probably not any better than the rest of you could do. Anselm- "Now 1 2 3, it's going to blow up a lot so don't get hit in an explosion."
He pretended to duck from an explosion in a rather silly way, then gestured for you to do likewise.
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 20, 2018 21:38:53 GMT -8
Ru- Ru had to admit, Chloe was not threatening even when she was threatening people. He looked down at his rock grenade, made a few mock-swings with his arm, before giving it a healthy throw. His aim was to try to hit Anselm's rock, in the same way that old archers would try to shoot their arrows through the arrows of their companions.
He then stood awkwardly and watched where it fell, arm still raised. "Oof!"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 20, 2018 22:31:31 GMT -8
"Right! An ya had more time to get used to me. I'm pretty loveable right? Like Varmite spread. At first it's too strong then ya find ya self putting it on ya toast every morning. We have history and stuff. I'm sure Tristan can find his own bestie, he's pretty charming. Maybe we can be a trio some day?" "A vampire witch? We could put garlic on the rocks?" "ALRIGHT! Here goes hambalos!" August lobbed the rock as hard as he could and hoped for the best. He didn't see where it landed because he turned his back to it like a cool action guy. Cool guys don't look at explosions!"BOOOM!"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 28, 2018 22:12:07 GMT -8
Ru's "grenade" landed respectably near Anselm's. How about that? Cameron- "Nice one Ru. Take it easy August. You're tops..." Cameron- "There ya go. Ya rock. Ya damn rock." Jess- Chloë- "Don't do me like that, Herr "Time to rock..." Direktor! I'll be good!"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 28, 2018 22:27:34 GMT -8
Anselm picked up another two stones and tossed them around like he was getting ready to juggle. Anselm- "Now a good test, grenades are going to blow up soon, and it comes back, vhat to do?" He tossed one to August and one to Ru. Think fast!!
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 31, 2018 0:48:04 GMT -8
"Lawdamimbo!" August promptly caught it then dropped it on his foot.
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Post by Dr. Jar on Apr 1, 2018 17:08:36 GMT -8
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Apr 3, 2018 19:59:39 GMT -8
Smack! Ru knocks it outta the park and it goes flying off the roof! Anselm- "KRAVUUUuMmmm!" Anselm- "Explosion goes. August, you don't haff legs now! Maybe karate chop like Ru, it's a good idea. You got to think very fast if we're in a battle." Cameron- "Man, sorry August." Chloë- "Maybe you can throw the 'grenades' Jess- in the air and I'll take 'em out, pow!" "That would be amaaazing." Anselm- "Or maybe..."
He tosses a rock and it beans Chloë right in the nugget! Chloë- "OH WHAT?!"
KRAK! She fires at Anselm, who narrowly dodges!
Anselm- "Augh! Discipline your trigger! Don't shoot your friends...!" Chloë- "Oh, uh, sorry... I thought Jess- it was like, a projectile..." "I thought vampire powers would make us cooler. For some reason, I totally thought that was going to work. Cameron- "It seems like that takes a real long time."
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Post by Dr. Jar on Apr 4, 2018 15:50:53 GMT -8
Ru- Ru stood there with his arm up for a while, staring at the hand that had punched the thrown stone. He watched it sail into the distance and wondered where it would land. He hoped, in passing, it would not harm anyone nearby. Especially not humans down below. "Uh...well...um...good." Ru looked at his fist and wondered what it represented. Was it a sign of his defiance or maybe just a self-protective reflex? He stared at his fist for a long time. "I meant to do that..." Ru tried to look certain in an uncertain world and would practice throwing as far as he could in the targeted directions. Precision! Accuracy! He was aiming to be the best as far as fake-grenade throwing. "Ahh!!!"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Apr 4, 2018 18:01:31 GMT -8
"OH LAWDY! I'm legless!" "I might be legless but at least I ain't 'armless. Get it?" "I dunno ya kinda had it coming. Throwing a grenade at a lady's head. Are ya alright, Chlo? Me gran woulda shot at ya for less."
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