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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Nov 2, 2012 13:49:36 GMT -8
Great posts you guys! I am bemused and terrified by your responses.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Nov 2, 2012 14:21:32 GMT -8
Now that I have been sidelined, dead baby jokes. For like... encouragement and support. Sorry if you don't like dead baby jokes.
How do you know when a dead baby is dead?
The dog plays with it more.
What's the difference between a dead baby and a trampoline?
You have to take your shoes off to jump on a trampoline.
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Post by Suyoi on Nov 2, 2012 14:28:53 GMT -8
Hrmmm May I add some?
What is worse than ten babies nailed to a tree?
One baby nailed to ten trees.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Nov 2, 2012 14:41:33 GMT -8
Hahaha! Are you guys channeling Allison?
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Post by DKender on Nov 2, 2012 14:51:30 GMT -8
@ Indea and Suyoi - Omaigosh nooo! Dead baby jokes are so insulting to babies everywhere Staaahp! Lulz just kidding! So two people walk into a bar. One orders H2O. His friend says, "I'll have H2O, too!" He drinks it and he dies. HAHA get it?
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Nov 2, 2012 14:54:47 GMT -8
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Nov 2, 2012 14:58:47 GMT -8
Would drinking hydrogen peroxide kill you that fast, or would "He Drinks it and doubles over clutching his stomach in agony while peeps call the poison control center or whateva" be a less funny more accurate punchline? I dunno, never drank the stuff myself... :-P bleargggg
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Post by DKender on Nov 2, 2012 15:09:01 GMT -8
If it was the store bought brand, which is mostly water, he would have to drink much more than a mouthfull to die before an ambulence arrives, and I'm pretty sure that the taste would turn him off to the hydrogen peroxide quickly. That and the foaming.
EDIT: My dad used to rinse his mouth with H2O2 - has anyone else done this?
EDIT EDIT: Apparently H2O2 doesn't taste bad ... waiiit what!
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Post by Suyoi on Nov 2, 2012 15:15:41 GMT -8
Yeah. It's a baseline antiseptic that you can use to treat either open wounds or canker sores. I can't remember which. But, yes, you can swish and rinse.
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Post by Suyoi on Nov 2, 2012 15:16:48 GMT -8
Colgate makes a product called Peroxyl that is basically a diluted H2O2 formula for mouth rinsing and piercing and all that stuff.
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Post by Audrey Siddons on Nov 2, 2012 15:18:31 GMT -8
I have actually ingested that stuff before to convince my brother to let me clean his cuts with it.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Nov 2, 2012 15:20:56 GMT -8
I've poured a little in my ears to cure a weak ear infection! It bubbles in there, and feels interesting.
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Post by DKender on Nov 2, 2012 15:24:33 GMT -8
Aha! According to the International Programme on Chemical Safety, to die quickly from a drink-sized amount, one usually must injest a concentration greater than 30% H2O2, whereas the bottles of hydrogen peroxide we buy are liek 3% to 10%.
Edit: What is wrong with my life? Why did I just spend time researching a joke? Somebody help me.
Edit Edit: Hm, apparently gas embolism is a pretty big risk.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Nov 2, 2012 15:33:45 GMT -8
No no Brett, the correct 80's term is crypto-fascist geez.
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Post by Dr. Maneep Pamplemousse on Nov 2, 2012 15:39:43 GMT -8
Vagcaps!! ROFLMAO!!!
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