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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Oct 17, 2015 20:26:07 GMT -8
DKender
Woman-
"Is it almost five yet? Haha, I know it isn't. How's your day going?"
She accepted your packet, and led you down a hall lined with mostly half open doors. She showed you to a tiny exam room with its typical bland artwork and paper covered exam table to sit on.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Oct 17, 2015 20:33:26 GMT -8
 He chuckled at the 5 PM joke and remembered a time when he also worked 9 to 5, when the hour meant something: freedom, albeit fleeting. Would he have that experience again? Did he even want it?"Very well, thank you. If there's anything wrong with my drug test, it must be poppy seeds." Well, wasn't that a lousy thing to say? His hands were sweaty now. Did he remember to wear antiperspirant? Yes.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 20:43:57 GMT -8
(lulz)
Woman-
"Oh well, I think that thing about poppies is just a myth anyhow. I'm sure you'll be fine."
She pulled up a stool, and flipped through the pages on her clipboard."Let's see here... Sorry if you already answered some of these on your forms, but I just need to make sure." She handed you a clipboard with a brief form attached, and a pen. The paper reads...
What is your marital status?
Do you live with anyone else? If so, how many people?
Are you sexually active? [ ]
Please list any current medications: __________
Are you currently involved in any other work programs? If so, please list: _________
Are you or have you ever been involved in the military or law enforcement? [ ]
Do you have any bloodborne illnesses?
Are you currently taking antibiotics? [ ]
Do you consent to undergoing a urinal test checking for illegal drugs? [ ]
Do you consent to undergo a physical examination? [ ]
Do you consent to a basic immunization shot? [ ]
((you can copy and paste these for your response))
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Oct 17, 2015 20:48:06 GMT -8
It took some deliberation, but Timothy returned the following answers:
What is your marital status? Single, never married
Do you live with anyone else? If so, how many people? No
Are you sexually active? [X] No Not recently
Please list any current medications: Tylenol
Are you currently involved in any other work programs? If so, please list: No
Are you or have you ever been involved in the military or law enforcement? [ ] No
Do you have any bloodborne illnesses? None that I am aware of
Are you currently taking antibiotics? [X] I use Neosporin sometimes but never ingest it
Do you consent to undergoing a urinal test checking for illegal drugs? [X]
Do you consent to undergo a physical examination? [X]
Do you consent to a basic immunization shot? [X]
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 20:53:26 GMT -8
She looked over your answers, and nodded sagely. Then she squinted, looking up at the ceiling.
"Gosh, I was doin' my crosswords this morning and I just can't get this one-- seven letters, ends in 'P', the clue is "____ the Good of Burgundy"..."
"Phillip" you think. Huh, wonder where you remembered that from.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Oct 17, 2015 20:57:49 GMT -8
"What about Phillip?" It was remarkable, the brain: a wrinkly gray lump filled with so much useless information, trivia threads half-remembered."Can't say where I remember that name from, but it seems right." He crossed his arms. |
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 21:10:30 GMT -8
Woman-
"Well that is right. Nice. Now we gotta do your next test... I hope you drank that whole bottle!"
She led you to a bathroom which reeked of heavy disinfectants. She handed you the requisite plastic cup and giggled."Just leave it on the little table in there when you're done, and come back to the exam room." She left you to the dim, but shockingly clean bathroom with a single toilet and large handrails on either side. A tiny metal side-table is where you presume you will leave your cup. Next to that is a pristine sink with a fancy automatic soap dispenser and a hot air dryer. You catch your reflection in a deadly clean mirror, and hear the distant conversation of patients and staff. The fluorescent begins to flicker lightly. After a moment you become aware of a buzzing sound, probably an air vent. The buzzing almost seems to get louder the longer you stay. You began feeling very oddly sleepy...
You find yourself back in the exam room, there is a tap tap at the door again, and the woman enters, carrying a large silver box with a handle. You don't remember how you got there.
Woman-
"This isn't the fun part, but I hope it won't be too bad. It's time for a little shot..."
She unpacked the box with gloved hands, removing a vial from a neat row, and prepping a syringe. Such tiny tools for such a large box... you catch a glimpse of a Styrofoam box inside, the size of a hamburger."Just go ahead and lie on the table, on your stomach please. --Don't worry, it's not in the butt! Hehe... it's just a superficial little poke in your back. We've found the tissue absorbs better in that area..." Her voice trailed off a bit. "Plus, you won't have to see anything if you're not good with needles."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Oct 17, 2015 21:18:24 GMT -8
Well, that was strange. Timothy had never lost time before, but he'd been stressed lately. He just hoped that he had not left a mess in that shiny bathroom.
As instructed, he hopped on the table and mooshed his face against the paper cover."Careful around the spine ..." But of course she'd be careful."Sorry - do your worst." He better clarify something."That was a joke."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 21:21:51 GMT -8
Woman-
"Hohoho, no need to worry. I am a trained professional. Here we go!"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 21:29:03 GMT -8
That buzzing returned, something gone loose? You felt sleepy as you lay down, maybe something about the strange lighting and your hectic morning. The woman pulled on a paper mask and began soaking some cotton swabs in a yellow liquid.
Woman-
"Just pull your shirt up a smidge, this will numb the area, how nifty, right?"
As the cold liquid touched your lower back, you felt yourself grow even sleepier, rather than startled awake. "You'll just feel a little pinch, and maybe a bit of soreness later today." You closed your eyes for a moment, just as you felt a little prick of the skin. You felt something cold again at the small of your back, and the oddest wriggling sensation... You drifted out, maybe dreaming, maybe semi-aware of a strange sensation crawling up your back.
((Respond here as you like, and we will tag everyone shortly.))
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Oct 17, 2015 21:34:35 GMT -8
Something must be wrong - but they'd take care of it. They were trained professionals, after all.
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