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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Oct 17, 2015 20:23:56 GMT -8
Dr. Maneep Pamplemousse Woman- "Looks like it's not gonna rain for once, that's nice. How are you doing, hun?"
She accepted your packet, and led you down a hall lined with mostly half open doors. She showed you to a tiny exam room with its typical bland artwork and paper covered exam table to sit on.
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Post by Dr. Maneep Pamplemousse on Oct 17, 2015 20:27:46 GMT -8
Covered exam table? He was expecting a bathroom with some dude staring at his wiener while he peed, but this seemed extra weird. Not like he'd never done a medical study for money, but that's not what he thought this was. Better to see where it goes.
He handed his packet to the woman.Eric- "'mokay. Good weather for transitting. Nothin' worse than riding on the bus wet with a bunch of cranky, wet people."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 20:44:55 GMT -8
Woman- "Hahaha, yes, that wet human smell. Well..." She pulled up a stool, and flipped through the pages on her clipboard."Let's see here... Sorry if you already answered some of these on your forms, but I just need to make sure." She handed you a clipboard with a brief form attached, and a pen. The paper reads... What is your marital status? Do you live with anyone else? If so, how many people? Are you sexually active? [ ] Please list any current medications: __________ Are you currently involved in any other work programs? If so, please list: _________ Are you or have you ever been involved in the military or law enforcement? [ ] Do you have any bloodborne illnesses? Are you currently taking antibiotics? [ ] Do you consent to undergoing a urinal test checking for illegal drugs? [ ] Do you consent to undergo a physical examination? [ ] Do you consent to a basic immunization shot? [ ] ((you can copy and paste these for your response))
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Post by Dr. Maneep Pamplemousse on Oct 17, 2015 20:53:05 GMT -8
Wet human smell. This lady was hilarious.Eric- "No problem." He scribbled on the page as directed.What is your marital status? - SingleDo you live with anyone else? If so, how many people? - No Are you sexually active? Yes Please list any current medications: Aspirin and stuff like that Are you currently involved in any other work programs? If so, please list: No Are you or have you ever been involved in the military or law enforcement? No Do you have any bloodborne illnesses?No Are you currently taking antibiotics? No Do you consent to undergoing a urinal test checking for illegal drugs? Yes Do you consent to undergo a physical examination? Yes Do you consent to a basic immunization shot? Yes
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 20:53:57 GMT -8
She looked over your answers, and nodded sagely. Then she squinted, looking up at the ceiling. "Gosh, I was doin' my crosswords this morning and I just can't get this one-- seven letters, ends in 'P', the clue is "____ the Good of Burgundy"..."
"Phillip" you think. Huh, wonder where you remembered that from.
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Post by Dr. Maneep Pamplemousse on Oct 17, 2015 20:54:33 GMT -8
He was starting to think this was some weird government thing, but he couldn't figure out what. The government was always doing weird stuff with poor people, weren't they? That's what he had heard.
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Post by Dr. Maneep Pamplemousse on Oct 17, 2015 20:55:42 GMT -8
Phillip. Damn, I'm smart.Eric- "Phillip."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 21:11:12 GMT -8
Woman- "Well I'll be. A perfect fit. You're quite clever. Now we gotta do your next test... I hope you drank that whole bottle!" She led you to a bathroom which reeked of heavy disinfectants. She handed you the requisite plastic cup and giggled."Just leave it on the little table in there when you're done, and come back to the exam room." She left you to the dim, but shockingly clean bathroom with a single toilet and large handrails on either side. A tiny metal side-table is where you presume you will leave your cup. Next to that is a pristine sink with a fancy automatic soap dispenser and a hot air dryer. You catch your reflection in a deadly clean mirror, and hear the distant conversation of patients and staff. The fluorescent begins to flicker lightly. After a moment you become aware of a buzzing sound, probably an air vent. The buzzing almost seems to get louder the longer you stay. You began feeling very oddly sleepy...
You find yourself back in the exam room, there is a tap tap at the door again, and the woman enters, carrying a large silver box with a handle. You don't remember how you got there. Woman- "This isn't the fun part, but I hope it won't be too bad. It's time for a little shot..." She unpacked the box with gloved hands, removing a vial from a neat row, and prepping a syringe. Such tiny tools for such a large box... you catch a glimpse of a Styrofoam box inside, the size of a hamburger."Just go ahead and lie on the table, on your stomach please. --Don't worry, it's not in the butt! Hehe... it's just a superficial little poke in your back. We've found the tissue absorbs better in that area..." Her voice trailed off a bit. "Plus, you won't have to see anything if you're not good with needles."
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Post by Dr. Maneep Pamplemousse on Oct 17, 2015 21:21:04 GMT -8
Eric was completely disoriented. He kind of wanted this gig, so he didn't say anything and just tried to roll with it.Eric- "Yeah, no problem." He laid prone on the table as instructed and tried to dig through his memories to figure out what happened. Was this a brain tumor like in that one movie?
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 21:23:00 GMT -8
Woman- "Good man, good man..." (placeholda on one more post from us)
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Oct 17, 2015 21:28:42 GMT -8
That buzzing returned, something gone loose? You felt sleepy as you lay down, maybe something about the strange lighting and your hectic morning. The woman pulled on a paper mask and began soaking some cotton swabs in a yellow liquid. Woman- "Just pull your shirt up a smidge, this will numb the area, how nifty, right?"
As the cold liquid touched your lower back, you felt yourself grow even sleepier, rather than startled awake. "You'll just feel a little pinch, and maybe a bit of soreness later today." You closed your eyes for a moment, just as you felt a little prick of the skin. You felt something cold again at the small of your back, and the oddest wriggling sensation... You drifted out, maybe dreaming, maybe semi-aware of a strange sensation crawling up your back.
((Respond here as you like, and we will tag everyone shortly.))
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Post by Dr. Maneep Pamplemousse on Oct 17, 2015 21:36:10 GMT -8
Eric thought about Alien. He loved that movie. And that one band that used the weird dude's art. Who was that? Dancing? It began with a D. Dead Can Dance? That was it.
He drifted into strangeness.
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