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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 26, 2015 16:57:24 GMT -8
Eli shrugged like, I dun got drugs bro. Marcus- "No. *sigh* I hope you have some already. Oh well. Here." He tossed another random wad of Glenmarks at them. He looked at Eli. Marcus- "Do we want to go for a walk now, or do something in the car first?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 26, 2015 17:32:02 GMT -8
Hustler One- "Hell yeah, dudes. Let's get it on..."
Eli said yes to having sexual acts with sad drug addicts and an ancient serial killer in the urine-ish neighborhood.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 26, 2015 17:36:43 GMT -8
~~Guys got freaky, big time~~
Marcus- "That was fun." He had all the skill at sexin' that comes from almost 2000 years of practice. He pulled his shirt on, arranged his pants, got out of the backseat, and looked around for witnesses. Marcus- "Too tired, or ready for a walk now?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 26, 2015 17:38:48 GMT -8
Hustler One- "Uh, uh... Yeah..."
Hustler Two- "Can we drive to pier 62? We can score from a guy there."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 26, 2015 17:57:56 GMT -8
Marcus didn't bother with whispering. Marcus- "Hum, not now. I'm eager to show you the trick." He strolled down an incline, past some boarded-up businesses. This part of town used to be more hip, but road closures left it crumbling and funky. 'Pisstown' was quite appropriate. Marcus- "It's a bit dark, don't be too scared..." He tossed a few more bills into the air. The sound of the overpass and the wind on the bay nearly covered his words for the humans.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 26, 2015 18:00:14 GMT -8
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 26, 2015 18:39:28 GMT -8
Marcus led the three out past some busted down chainlink fences that did little to keep anything out. From behind, he passed quite well as human. The smell of rotting seaweed and fish overpowered the smell of urine, at last. The air was briny and cold, and crumbling wooden docks stretched out into the dark water. He walked to the edge of one, the wood darkened and splintered, and riddled with barnacles. He gazed out at the water for a moment, and turned around.
Marcus- "We swim so much in Kallas. The water is warmer, but I grow used to cold. I'll show you a trick. Do you dare me to go in the water?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 26, 2015 18:43:50 GMT -8
Hustler One- "God, you're joking, right? That water is nas-tay."
Hustler Two- "Yeah, man, you'll get the flesh-eating poop-chute bacteria and the immunovirus at the same time."
{originally} "You're going to swim? Will you turn into a fish?" That would be a pretty cool trick, like turning into some kind of fancy urban mermaid. But then why the humans?
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 26, 2015 19:34:24 GMT -8
Marcus- "Haha, I have no fear of disease with these modern medicines."
He pulled his shirt off. Marcus- "Eli, take your shirt off. For... solidarity."
He clambered up on a creaking dock. Eli knew their undead weight was pathetic, but the old wood groaned nonetheless.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 26, 2015 19:43:04 GMT -8
Hustler One- "Hahaha, you're fuckin' crazy, dude."
Hustler Two- "This creepy walk is almost worth it to see that shit." Hustler Two opened his own shirt and leaned back, laughing.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 26, 2015 19:58:22 GMT -8
Marcus walked backward on the pier, until he was right at the edge of a splintered gap. He balanced precariously, and pulled his shoes off. Marcus- "This next part is not magic but you might enjoy it anyway." He took it off, he took it all off. He neatly folded his clothes and sat them next to the shoes. He was far enough from the shore and the light of the city, he was getting a bit difficult to see, but anyway. Marcus- "Okay...! Now watch for me..." He took a step backward, and fell with a splash into the cold, oily water.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 26, 2015 20:01:14 GMT -8
Hustler One- "Wooo!"
Hustler Two- "Oh my god, I can't believe he did it!" They took off their own shirts completely and looked around in anticipation, giggling.
{originally} "You shouldn't doubt him, he really is magical....like 80% magic, at the minimum."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 26, 2015 20:29:05 GMT -8
Cars clattered overhead, and wind rustled the sprangly dead grass that gathered here in dirty clumps. An almost uncomfortable amount of time passed. The hustlers were getting a bit restless. Then Eli noticed the wet salt water smell growing a bit closer, and the sand nearby turning a darker shade.
From that spot, a large shape emerged like a giant sand dune had come to life. The sand color faded with a shrieking call, and revealed a bizarre creature.
Creature- 'SHRIEekkekeeeEEEek eek eeeeeek!"
Tall as a man, with glossy wet skin, it writhed with countless spiraling tentacles. It caught one of the hustlers by the neck, the striped tentacle pulled tight. His neck tore halfway, his head pulled back like a cap from a beer bottle, and sprayed Eli and the remaining human with a shower of arterial blood.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 26, 2015 20:33:19 GMT -8
Hustler Two- "augh-augh-AAA-AIEEEEEE!!!"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 26, 2015 20:50:23 GMT -8
((thanks! )) The shower of blood died down, and the creature dropped the still twitching body. Hustler #2 fell to his knees, his cry became strained, and he began to gurgle wetly.
Creature- 'Eeeekka ka ka ka kaeeeKeeeeeeeeeee eeeeep!"
The creature couldn't seem to move well on land, so it became a laughing, naked man. Marcus- "Ha ha ha! Look at his face! Gets me every time..."
He snapped Hustler#2's neck, and began to drink from the limp body.{originally} "..."
Eli looked up from the gore, trying to dissociate from it. It helped that he'd only envisioned them as giant glowing fireballs, and, perhaps somewhat concerning, the lessons from the past two nights had also helped him dull the pain of seeing dead bodies.
He decided to ask the more pressing question, that he couldn't help himself from wondering, "What...what was that? You looked like a...dolphin...octopus...dolphoctopus?"
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