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Post by HorrorBoy Wrangler on Aug 20, 2012 15:21:01 GMT -8
THAT'S IT, RANDOM! One more word out of you and you're nuked! You're just lucky I'm doing this from my PDA or you'd be dead already. >:-(
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 20, 2012 15:40:56 GMT -8
OMG, are we on page two? No one ever clicks over to a page 2! Maybe that means the heat is off. I feel a little scared talking about this stuff publicly...
OK, so Scary Sexy Guy called me up way after midnight, and wanted me to come over to his place, to "discuss serial killer stuff" and keep him company. I said, "No way, it's super late and I don't drive." And THEN guess what? He called me a taxi! He seemed weird and desperate.
So I get there and it's a real scummy hotel, just one room plus a kitchenette and bathroom. This guy usually wears expensive clothes and drives very expensive cars! Why was he living there? Also why were there two beds? He told me he had roommates. That's at least three people to two beds. Or was he lying?
I went for a snack and the refrigerator was full of little wine bottles, but not a scrap of food in sight. And he barked at me not to poke around in there! Was there something hidden behind all those bottles? I cannot say, but the place had a faint metallic tang to it, like the smell of a bloody nose.
Anyway, when I closed the refrigerator he was RIGHT BEHIND ME, and I said maybe I should go, and he grabbed me and said "Don't leave! I need you to keep the clown away!" What could that mean?
What could that mean? I was buzzing from terror and too tired to think. But I stayed, my face glued in a rictus of fake cheer that gave me a crushing headache. It was horrible!
It was weird, as we watched Beat reruns until dawn, I began to calm a bit, and he just looked so beautiful! I didn't know what to do. It's like he's terrified, but still a psycho. Is he afraid of his own shadow? Some personification of his grisly longings that he has severed from his psyche? I cannot know,
But I still fear for my life!!! He wanted me to stay until one of his "roommates" got home, but I crept out after he fell asleep. Will he be angry? Are his roommates real, some kind of secret murderer club? What's going to happen next?
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Post by Hop... hop... KILL! on Aug 21, 2012 2:08:17 GMT -8
@ Beksinski - O RLY?
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Post by bloodbubble on Aug 21, 2012 2:09:48 GMT -8
Whoa, really Beks? That sounds like an Elsinor P Spot story from back in the good ole days. Do you think he has like, a stash? You should go look for it! Take pics and post them here!
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 21, 2012 13:19:07 GMT -8
A stash? Uh... What are you talking about?
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Post by bloodbubble on Aug 21, 2012 13:21:47 GMT -8
You know, if he's really a killer, he'll have evidence. Trophies, like... a collection of human skulls, or maybe a scrapbook of newspaper clippings and hair from his victims. Like maybe there was something in that refrigerator, or under the bed...! He'll totally have it I bet!
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 21, 2012 13:22:58 GMT -8
OMG, if I find anything like that I'll got to the police, if I live that long!!! Bubb, you're bonkers!
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Post by bloodbubble on Aug 21, 2012 13:24:15 GMT -8
Oh no way, I bet he wants you to find it. Why did he invite you over, and 'fall asleep' you know? Maybe he wants to make you his killing partner or just someone to share all his miseries of being a killer! You could just like, snoop around and take some pictures of what you find. We wanna see!
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 21, 2012 13:28:24 GMT -8
"We" want to see? Is anyone else here as twisted as you? That remains to be seen.
And speaking of remains, do you really think he might have something like that? Oh man... What would it be? He has those razors, and then there's the wine... Could he be lulling victims to sleep with drugged wine? Is that why he didn't want me to have any? What does he do with them???
I'll go mad, I tell you!
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Post by bloodbubble on Aug 21, 2012 13:30:49 GMT -8
OMG maybe he has like... some skulls in the back behind the wine, all boiled clean and white. You said there's two beds but at least three people? Maybe they all sleep together in the same bed and leave the fresh bodies on the other one. Or a mix of the two... Heh heh heh. Do they have a bathroom? Did you look in there? Maybe there's something in the bathtub...
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 21, 2012 13:33:16 GMT -8
Come to think of it, the bathtub was dirty, and there were buckets of dirt nearby it...
What did I get myself into???
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Post by HorrorBoy Wrangler on Aug 21, 2012 13:35:57 GMT -8
You know, I don't think we have a policy about posting evidence for murders. We'll have to cross that bridge when we come to it. If we ever do. What's the holdup, Beks? This could be the biggest thing to ever happen to a small man.
Does anyone here want to talk about something real, like unicorns or the Cornmere Bog Devil?
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 26, 2012 10:27:00 GMT -8
OK, Wrangler, I'm gonna find some proof. I don't know what, but I'll at least show you SSG is real. My old cellphone broke and I stopped using it, but I think... maybe there's something on there. I'll get you back.
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Post by Groove Ghoul on Aug 26, 2012 13:33:13 GMT -8
Hola, Cris. Remember me from ver 1? I wanted to ask about the little wine bottles. Could you tell if they had wine in them?
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Post by harlanpsychobilly on Aug 26, 2012 13:35:42 GMT -8
Are you thinking blood? It's just too ridiculous to imagine... But I couldn't really see the liquid very well... Too ridiculous! BTW, welcome back Raul!
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