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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Dec 16, 2014 17:14:53 GMT -8
Fee was looking for a familiar face, and caught one. Ryder- Fee- "..." "Oh! Hey there. Whew, that's Ryder- janky. You having a good time?" "..." Ryder- "..." Ryder- Fee- "I got-- It's choking--" "What? What's wrong! Are you overdosing?"
Ryder- "Neh. Underdosing. I can feel... so thin... Can you see through me?" Fee- "Uhhh I have no idea, man. Should I call an ambulance? Or, like, Ryder- a cab, at least... What were you taking?" "Taking? You think I'm on something? Are you gonna REPORT meee?" "Of course not! I just wanted to know if I'll need an epi-pen or like... a defibrillator. Maybe I should just help you get home..."
Ryder- "Defibri-- heheh. Sounds like... a good time. You're cool, right?" Fee- "I think so. Depends on your definit-- Anyway, do you think you're okay to walk? I should walk you home at least." "Only if you defibrimate me when we get thurr." "Is that-- oh-- oh. Heh, uh, maybe when you're sober..."
MEANWHILE... Jeannie- "Like why did you even come around if you're just gonna shit on your friends and be a punk?" Darren- "Wasn't my idea. Gotta do it because, like, recovery shit."
Jeannie- "Court mandated socialization, huh? That's fucked up, man."
Darren- "The court didn't say nothin' about takin' shit from you, anyway, so buzz off."
Jeannie- "You are such an asshole!"
Jeannie took a hike, leaving Darren solamente near the TV. That's when an incursion of peeps with colorful hair set up the video gaming and it went into a
MONTAGE!
Later, Eli came looking for a Fee-miliar face, but didn't find it. Eli- "Aw man. Guess it wasn't really a date but... *sigh* "
Darren- "Sup jabroski?" Eli- "Oh hey, man. I was looking for someone but I guess I got ditched. How's your night going?"
Darren- "Well enough but... I got heavy shit on the brain." Eli- "Aw dude, what's wrong? It's not-- Oh, that thing with Babette...?" Darren- "Yeah, but that's just one aspect of it. That's all of us, in a way. We're subject to the whims of very creepy monsters. I dunno... what you've seen of them so far. They're... They'll let us off the leash for this kinda bullshit, but what happens when they want something?" Eli- "Damn, man. Yeah... A party ain't gonna make us forget about the danger. I mean, the two of us are probably okay, we're not that thrilling to our slaveowners... Right?"
Darren- "Yeah, I'm just a 'ragged minstrel' to the ol' freak. But damn. We gotta do something about this shit, before your friends all get worked the fuck over." Eli- "I want to... but what can we do? Not like I can spend my EXP on a level of black mage, y'know? I don't know if I can spend it at all. Or like, if there is even... *sigh* You know what I mean." Darren- "Big time, dogg. But real life ain't like a video game where they nerf shit. If you find a way to get overpowered gear, that would do it." Eli- "You think like... a grenade launcher or somethin'? Or like a Bracer of Vampire Repulsion +4?"
Darren- "I have a feelin' they could recognize the smell of gunpowder 'n' shit, have an idea if we were up to somethin', but maybe... Maybe there's something to that magic shit. I dunno, what do you think?" Eli- "Hmm... well, Vitus seemed to know about that kind of weird stuff... But could he tell what I was planning if I asked? Maybe I could say I just want something to protect myself. Not like I'm planning to assassinate everyone, you know?"
Darren- "Not like that at all, yeah... But I might know a guy who knows a guy. We could just leave the bunny man out of it altogether." Eli- "Uhh, you know a wizard? Or are we going back to the grenade launchers...?" Darren- "I know all kinds of people. What's your people poison?" Eli- "Dude... I appreciate the gung-ho attitude, but how are we gonna hide a grenade launcher from our evil overlords?" Darren- "Yeah, we talked about that before, didn't we? But I think I might know a guy who'd know a guy who has magic shit." Eli- "Wh- really? Damn, that's pretty weird but I ain't gonna argue. What do we do then?" Darren- "I talk to my guy and see what shakes loose. Then we go make the score. Probly gonna need some serious loot tho." Eli- "You got a way to get some dough? I could probably grovel a bit... don't know how ugly the repercussions would be."
Darren- "Hmmm..."
Darren- "Oh man, I thought of an idea, but it's kinda gross." Eli- "Oh? --Oh, bruh, I don't know if I can... well, what do you mean?"
Darren- "No, it's all me, though if I sink that far, I could probably use some moral support. I was thinkin'... I could endorse a 'remaster' of a Belfries album with, like, some shit bonus tracks." Eli- "Oh, yeah... Sorry, I know you got a thing with that. I've never been famous, other than like, Pictr famous, and I changed my user name a couple times to avoid creeps after the big 'polysexual' discourse-- never mind. You don't have to explain yourself if you don't want."
Darren- "Hmmm... That's a desperation move, so let's back burner it until we've ruled out, like, grand larceny, or selling super drugs to star fondlers." Eli- "Damn, I talk a lot of trash about capitalism, but I don't think I'm ready to rob a bank." Eli- "Can't we just give a BJ to a wizard? Probably wouldn't be that bad. Depends on the wizard, I guess." Darren- "No way man. Wizard pipes gotta be, like, supernaturally clean. Gettin' sucked off by like, succubuses and gryphons and shit. They'll want that green, same as anybody. Rent's a bitch." Eli- "Damn, you're right. How can we compete with succubi? Alright, well we gotta find ways to get that dosh. I wish I paid more attention to that fudgin dweeb who showed me how to buy weed on the dark web. He probably knew how to hack or get like, digidollarz or whatever."
Eli- "OK let's get the word out about making money. Maybe Mr. Cameleyes knows how to get the duckets. I'll just be like... I need more gold-plating on my toilet seat and he'll probably understand in his bougie soul or whatev." Darren- "OK, but be careful. Some of them seem like they can sorta read minds. Like, I'm lucky I'm always scared shitless around Lord Gangly because he's one of 'em. Just be thinkin' about kittens or somethin'." Eli- "Good looking out. Let's talk to our respective people, and reconvene. What's your primary communicado? Seriously doubt master vamps are tapping phone lines, but you never know." Darren- "Naw they are hella thick about this shit. Just text me but don't sext me." Eli- "Ha, I'll try to restrain myself. But be careful of any attachments when I'm smoking that Burly Bill shit." Darren- "I oughtta meet your connect..."
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Post by Kristi is prescribed skeletons on Dec 16, 2014 19:03:39 GMT -8
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Post by Kristi is prescribed skeletons on Dec 16, 2014 23:11:41 GMT -8
{originally} Eli sat down in between Fee and Jason, slipping into a montage as they set up the first game... "Booyah, I am an octopus!"
Rando- "You never heard of Octago? He's from the Sea Kids franchise."
Oh my god, look at this awkward walking animation. My tentacles are sliding everywheeere."
Darren- "Uh... Your whats are like where?"
"Oh no, it's the afro bear! Bro be droppin' phat beatz everywhere."
Rando- "Dude! Watch out!"
"Wait, the mushrooms make you move faster right? ...Aw yiss! Go, octo dude, go! ....Annnnnd, I'm off a cliff. Noooo.... "
Darren- "Did you know crocodiles are the closest living relatives of birds?"
Annnnd....He proceeded to montage as the group cycled through a variety of games of various genres.
"Aw man, of course it'd be an FPS.....No! shit, I'm dead....Nope, nopenoopenope.....dead again. Maybe I should just stick to the corner and start shooting at walls..."
Darren- "Nye-he-he... I've got skills."
"Alright, monster, let's dance! I want to see what your insides look like."
Rando- "Power up! It's the razorgun!"
"Oh snap, the zombies are coming and I've got...erm, exactly nothing equipped. Shit!" He started kicking the approaching horde. "Boot! Boot! Fear my bootage!"
Rando- "They call that zombie fu."
Felix - "I told you ya gotta save the health packs." Darren- "Don't ride my jock dude! I had him, I tell ya!"
Felix - "Annnndd we're both dead. I guess we shouldn't have blown all those up. Heh."
Rando- "Sick carnage, brah."
Felix - "Yeah, it was worth it."
Felix - "Head shot for you. Head shot for you. Oh, alright. Here's a head shot for you, too. Don't need to get jealous, ugly."
"They all have green hair... bitin' your style."
Felix - "All the more reason to end their miserable existence."
Felix - "You can pilot the helicopter. I can never get that LZ." Darren- "Flight simmin' pays off at last..."
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Post by Kristi is prescribed skeletons on Dec 18, 2014 17:27:37 GMT -8
Not too long after Eli left his controller did a new gamer take his place. Felix - "Hey, mate. We have a space open. Have a seat."
Trevor - "Thank you."
Darren- "Welcome to my world, dude. We're all made out of liquid crystal diodes here"
Rando- "Jyeah! Frag for Kohon."
Felix - "Auugh. He's killing me. Stop camping!"
Trevor - "Alright."
Felix - "Go after him instead. He's been sniping me all night."
Trevor - "Alright."
Darren- "Man, don't tell him that." After the majority of players tired of zombies, Trevor took out Final Dawn and replaced it with colorful classic Melo Melo World. Felix - "Yeah! Ride that ostrich-chicken thing."
Trevor - 「いや ,待って待って待って」
Felix - "Help me get up there. I see a Meadow Gate."
Trevor - "Alright. Watch out for うろうろ."
Felix - "Huh?" Trevor - "...that one?"
Felix - "Oh, the Flowerman. Long as you have my back."
Darren- "Doesn't even have four player but it's strangely hypnotic."
Rando- "I can feel the pixels."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Dec 20, 2014 14:43:14 GMT -8
Jason watched Eli play, letting himself be hypnotized by the pixels until the red-haired vampire had a random compulsion to go for a walk. He glanced after Eli, but let him go. There wasn't anything in the world he wanted to talk about and being alone with anyone meant talking. Eyes back to the screen...
Jason- "... ... ..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Dec 26, 2014 18:15:48 GMT -8
Not far away, Hypster Hostess- "Eh, gentlemen... What can I help you with?"
Pig 1- "Door's open. We don't need a warrant to come in. Stand aside."
Hypster Hostess- "OKaaaay, but this is a college party. Everyone here is 18 and up, easy."
Pig 1- "We don't care. We're looking for some suspects."
Pig 2- "Yeah, this is the biggest party in the neighborhood right now, seems a likely spot for punks that don't have any respect for the neighborhood."
Hypster Hostess- "Well, I live here and I wouldn't want anyone like that at my party, but I don't want you beating on anybody either."
Pig 1- "Outta the way, ma'am."
Closer, Jason- "..."
{originally} Not far away, Hypster Hostess- "Eh, gentlemen... What can I help you with?"
Pig 1- "Door's open. We don't need a warrant to come in. Stand aside."
Hypster Hostess- "OKaaaay, but this is a college party. Everyone here is 18 and up, easy."
Pig 1- "We don't care. We're looking for some assault suspects."
Pig 2- "Yeah, this is the biggest party in the neighborhood right now, seems a likely spot for punks that don't have any respect for the neighborhood."
Hypster Hostess- "Well, I live here and I wouldn't want anyone like that at my party, but I don't want you beating on anybody either."
Pig 1- "Outta the way, ma'am."
Closer, Jason- "..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Dec 27, 2014 23:20:39 GMT -8
Jason realized his description would be the easiest to communicate - the cops would notice him in a heartbeat. What now? Then it was too late. The cops started walking toward his area. Shadow powers! No, hypno! How does that work again? They had hands near tasers but hadn't drawn them yet. Cop 1- "You there, with the blue hair. Cut on the sides, hangin' over your face. Weird light green eyes. Striped shirt."
Jason- "'Sup?"
Cop 1- "You eh... You get a bit shirty with the constabulary tonight?"
Jason- "..."
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Post by Kristi is prescribed skeletons on Dec 28, 2014 17:34:34 GMT -8
Felix - "Oi. What did you do?" Felix feared that his earlier instinct about Jason was correct. That young man's stoney silence was only interrupted by law enforcement, and his nonchalance with inquiring coppers was uncommon. Just who is this person Eli's so close to?
Meanwhile, Trevor blasted Felix's defenseless character into oblivion with exploding sparkles. He then paused the game and turned his attention to the ongoing investigation. Trevor - "..."
Trevor - "..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Dec 29, 2014 0:45:01 GMT -8
Jason tried out tha eyes.
Jason- "Shirty? Naw, I love cops." hypno hypno hypno plz
Cop 1- "And we love you. But not when you're making disrespectful hand gestures!"
Darren- "Hand gestures? Raiding a party over a little bird?"
Cop 2- Cop1- "It's the thought that counts." "Don't make us protect and serve your ass up 50,000 volts."
Jason- "... Maybe we should go outside."
They did. Darren went to one of the windows nearby that overlooked the front lawn. Then he turned back. Darren- "He booked it, haha. Niiice."
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Post by Kristi is prescribed skeletons on Dec 30, 2014 10:48:06 GMT -8
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Dec 31, 2014 8:32:29 GMT -8
Trevor could try to be subtle, but there's only one way to trace a circuit on the floor around people who aren't leaping into the air for you. Still, not doing it to Jason or the cops kept him from drawing too much notice.
Cop 1- "Yeah, someone was attacked. By someone with light blue dyed hair that was shaved on the sides. He had some friends too, a very tall lady with spiked up black hair and --"
Darren- "I ain't impressed. I--"
Darren- "..." Trevor went by.
Darren- "--There's gotta be like a million kids in the neighborhood that match that description, and, like, where are these friends? Does anyone in this corner look like a lanky chick?"
Cop 1- "You're cruisin' for a bruisin'. punk."
Cop 2- "We'll find the other two."
Jason- "Maybe outside. I'll go with you already."
Cop 1- "You're tryin' ta throw us off. It won't work, but yeah, come on out. Nice and slow like..."
Anyone else say anything before the cops go for a stroll?
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Post by Kristi is prescribed skeletons on Jan 1, 2015 9:59:45 GMT -8
Felix - "I wish I knew where Eli went." Felix sighs. "Or maybe I don't."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Jan 2, 2015 10:33:31 GMT -8
They went.
Darren- "Wonder if I should do something..."
Rando- "What can you do?" Darren- "Yo T-dogg. What should we do?"
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Post by Kristi is prescribed skeletons on Jan 4, 2015 14:10:56 GMT -8
{Originally} Felix - "I'm going to let Eli know what's 'appening." Felix walked into the next room.
Trevor - "Should we keep an eye on Jason from the distance?" Trevor chants again to strengthen the spell. With that delinquent taking the cops outside who knows what could happen?
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Jan 5, 2015 6:37:56 GMT -8
Darren- "Yeah, yeah. Good idea. I'll scope it."
Darren went to one of the windows nearby that overlooked the front lawn. Then he turned back.
Darren- "He booked it, haha. Niiice."
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