HIPSTER PARTY - VITUS BOOK CLUB
Nov 30, 2014 1:16:21 GMT -8
Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Nov 30, 2014 1:16:21 GMT -8
In another place, Vitus noticed Darren slouching across the floor with no vampire babysitters in sight.
Vitus-
"Darren hey. Any urge to suck everyones blood out?"
Darren-
"Hey, dude. I'm chill as I can be in this... whatever."
Jeannie-
"Seriously, this is getting riiidiculous."
Darren-
"What is, Jeannie?"
Jeannie-
"How are all your new friends so hot? It is bonkers, man."
Darren-
"Oh god."
Vitus-
"I'm Vitus. Nice to meet you, Jeannie."
Jeannie-
"Likewise, oh my."
Darren-
"Are they really all that hot, or did you get your brain switched with a cat in heat?"
Jeannie-
"Vitus, that is an interesting name."
Vitus-
"Not too weird?"
Darren-
"We're going now."
Vitus-
"OK..."
Darren tugged Jeannie aside and she twiddled fingers at Vitus as they went. He went back to reading his book. Ah yeah, sweet sweet knowledge. Amayari Ndele was dropping science about gender roles in Postrevolutionary Soari, and the broader implications for Aegenia in postmodern times. A short distance away, this exchange continued without him-
Darren-
"Seriously, WTF with this shit, Jeannie?"
Jeannie-
"Oh my god, Darren, you are sooo straight it's pathetic. How could you not know how smokin' ass hot all these guys are?"
Darren-
"Who?"
Jeannie-
"Jack, Tristan, August, Eli, Vitus, it's like a damn tackleball team of supermodels. Just add in that surly blue-haired freak that walked past and they're good to go... Wait, you know him too?"
Darren-
"His name is Jason, are you for real?"
Jeannie-
"Whatever, they can use my
ass for a tackleball any time."
Darren-
"Eugggh, that's disgusting.
Darren-
"And here I am, chopped liver."
Jeannie-
"There you are, judgmental dickbag."
Darren-
"That's it! I'm out."
Jeannie-
"Suit your damn self."
Darren vanished. Jeannie wandered near the back for some fresh air, but got distracted along the way.
Vitus continued to read.
