NEVER MIND FAMILY, HERE'S THE SEX PISTOLS
Oct 24, 2014 18:48:34 GMT -8
Post by Skullbooty on Oct 24, 2014 18:48:34 GMT -8
Jason walked up behind Eli, wrapped his arms around his waist then put his head on his shoulder.
"Whatever its about, you should read it to me."
{originally}
"You sure about that? Okay..." Eli cleared his throat, more for drama than because it actually did anything.
STOREH TIEM
...Yeah, Eli was totes not reading from the book.
"You sure about that? Okay..." Eli cleared his throat, more for drama than because it actually did anything.
STOREH TIEM
"Once upon a time, there was a Svellish sword-eater who had the most fantastic booty in the land."
"...But all was not well with the sword-eater. He had a nice life, eating swords for crowds and whatnot, but he was lonely. His fabulous booty drew many suitors, but none could truly catch the eye of the sword-eater."
"So, the sword eater left his homeland and traveled the world in search of someone to spend his life with. He sailed away in a magical ship, bound of foreign lands. However, as he sailed the seas, a gigantic storm swallowed his boat up! The sword-eater found himself washed on the shores of a strange, rainy island country."
"He traveled throughout the land, until he came across a city. When he arrived, he came across a man who was unlike the others. His skin was dark, where the others were fair, and he had an aura of a really cool dude. Also, he could shoot laser beams out of his eyes."
"The strange man offered the sword-eater aid, and revealed he was the prince of the nation, 'cause he was cool like that. The sword-eater stayed with the prince for a time, and realized he no longer felt lonely. But the sword-eater didn't tell the prince this - instead, he went to the outskirts of town to stir up some trouble!"
"The sword-eater decided he wanted to beat up wandering vagabonds! The prince tracked him down and saw his cruel acts, he was heartbroken."
"Buuut...The sword-eater realized the errors of his way, and promised to never do it again. He wanted to be with the prince so he would never be lonely again, and the prince wanted that too. So they made up, and they started dating..."
"...And then they had 801 alien babies together, and happily traveled across the land on a purple, winged velociraptor. The end."
...Yeah, Eli was totes not reading from the book.