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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 7, 2014 20:27:45 GMT -8
Vitus led Jack, Jason, and Eli out a side door towards some as yet unfamiliar portion of the estate - the garage. It was big and fancy, but aside from the stretched sedan, the vehicles were a bit more humble and few in number than one would expect. Vitus used the keyring thing to unlock his medium-sized, black Kohonese economy car. Its lights flashed for a moment and it chirped. Vitus- "Let's get Jason fed, then?"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Feb 7, 2014 20:31:19 GMT -8
Jack- "Hope you guys know how get your mack on. That's harder to teach than how to not die when you fall out a window. Believe me, I've tried to teach both."
Eli- "Haha, what?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 7, 2014 20:36:27 GMT -8
Vitus got in the front seat and Jack took shotgun. Other fellows got in back. Vitus realized he might need to explain something to the boys, and Jack helped sort out his confusion with the garage door opener. Vitus- "The macking, yes... Tonight I'll try to teach you how to get blood on your own, fellas. I usually do this through, er, romantic liaisons." (ORIGINALLY...)Vitus got in the front seat and Jack took shotgun. Other fellows got in back. Vitus realized he might need to explain something to Jason, and Jack helped sort out his confusion with the garage door opener. Vitus- "The macking, yes... Tonight I'll try to teach you how to get blood on your own, Jason. I usually do this through, er, romantic liaisons."
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Post by Skullbooty on Feb 7, 2014 20:38:43 GMT -8
Jason- "Mack on? Damn, its been such a long time since I-
Jason- Never mind..never mind. Anyway, what does that have to do with getting blood?"
Eli- "I think he means that's how you get the blood, dude. But uh, I don't know about this..."
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Post by Skullbooty on Feb 7, 2014 20:47:56 GMT -8
(ORIGINALLY...)Eli was something like,
Eli- "Oh yeaaah, Jason. To get bloods from people, we gotta fuuuuuck." Jason "Shit man. I'm an average looking guy with hardly any 'seduction skills'. Is there any other way? I mean, if that's what I have to do I will- I just want to see if theres any other options first."
Eli- "Oh what-ever. You're a bloody fashion model, don't make me sick."
Eli- "But to be honest, I"m a fucking nerdwad. I can't successfully invite someone over for pizza. Even if I'm buying." (ORIGINALLY...)Then Eli was like,
Eli- "Oh shit, I just remember we gotta bite people too."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 7, 2014 20:55:21 GMT -8
They rolled out into the night. Vitus- "As Eli said, not average. In this one thing, we're probably lucky that most of us were chosen for our looks... Of course, there's more to seduction than that, but looks help a lot. I mean, being a nerd... guy can be a difficulty regardless of what you look like. So how to get through that?
I try to let the women feel really comfortable with me, that I'm kind and safe and non-judgmental, but with an economy of words, so I don't seem too pushy or untrustworthy. It's a balancing act, and maybe Jack would be more useful for advice on dealing with men. As Jason is very thirsty, I'll cut ahead for a moment, if you'll forgive the pun. When you go to drink the blood, use knives. You just make a very slight cut, take as little as possible, and use a bit of your own blood to seal the wound. It ends up leaving a bruise, but most people don't find that too suspicious."
As it turned out, Jason still had his knife, though his cell phone was not among the things returned to him.(ORIGINALLY...)They rolled out into the night. Vitus- "Average? Don't be silly. In this one thing, we're probably lucky that most of us were chosen for our looks... Of course, there's more to seduction than that, but looks help a lot. I try to let the women feel really comfortable with me, that I'm kind and safe and non-judgmental, but with an economy of words, so I don't seem too pushy or untrustworthy. It's a balancing act, and maybe Jack would be more useful for advice on dealing with men. As for teeth, perhaps you fellows would be better off using knives. You just make a very slight cut, take as little as possible, and use a bit of your own blood to seal the wound. It ends up leaving a bruise, but most people don't find that too suspicious."
As it turned out, Jason still had his knife, though his cell phone was not among the things returned to him.
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Post by Skullbooty on Feb 7, 2014 21:09:48 GMT -8
(ORIGINALLY...)Eli was something like,
Eli- "No way, dude, you're sexy as fuuuuck." Jason smiled at Eli once again. The pep talk was a nice boost of confidence for Jason. Jason smiled softly. Eli- "..." Well, that was nice, at least. Guy seemed less murder-y at the moment. Jason- "Alright well that doesn't sound too difficult then. But how exactly do I get the chance to cut them? Will I have to do it while the person's asleep or is there another way?" Aaaand right back to square one. Eli- "..." As Jason slipped his hands into his jean pocket he noticed that his knife was there but not his phone. For the meantime, he decided to let it past until his thirst for blood is satisfied- besides, getting himself fed was his first priority at the moment. Maybe they would return him his belongings once they got back...we'll see. Jason- "And I'm cool with wherever we go. It doesn't really matter to me."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Feb 7, 2014 21:11:58 GMT -8
(ORIGINALLY...)Eli was like,
Eli- "Oh, I know from gay bars, and we don't wanna go where the tired old queens be. Let's go to this place that is totally not meant to be a masc4masc meat packing plant." Vitus- "I think I can find several gay bars by now. Big city, lots of bars. Think, uh, 'Heretics' is near here? But you might also need room..."
Eli- "Hey what? I never said I was gay. Is it the pink shirt? Don't stereotype me."
Vitus- "Er, quite... Sorry. Must've heard it somewhere..."
Jack- "But are you, though?"
Eli- "Well, yes. But it's not nice to assume..."
Jack- "Haha, right. Soo..."
Jack- "If I may be perfectly blunt--"
Jack- "It's easy to hump in a bathroom stall, but you need a little more room to drink blood and get it all cleaned up without rousing too much attention. You'll have to go to their place or at least in their car. I find it's easier to cultivate a stable of regulars, if you will, than to look for randos every time. Also, you want to make sure they're clean, getting fucked up on heroin is only fun if you're ready for it. For tonight though, a rando should suffice."
Eli- "Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh must we?"
Vitus- "Not forever, but for tonight, it's probably best to go with what we know - Jack and I."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 7, 2014 21:15:00 GMT -8
Vitus- "Erm, yeah, haha... Hoo." Clearly gay stuff was a tiny bit weird for Straighty McStraighterson here. "So anyway, I like using a hotel when I can, but it's more useful if one is convenient and not too snooty to turn away people coming in for a high class hookup. So... Where would you feel most comfortable trying this out, Jason? A gay dance club? A more mixed venue?" (ORIGINALLY...) Vitus- "Erm, yeah, haha... Hoo." Clearly gay stuff was a tiny bit weird for Straighty McStraighterson here. "Yes, I like using a hotel when I can, but it's more useful if one is convenient and not too snooty to turn away people coming in for a high class hookup. So... Where would you feel most comfortable trying this out, Jason? A gay dance club? A more mixed venue?"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Feb 7, 2014 21:18:37 GMT -8
Jack- "This method works well for me and Veets, but there are other ways if you prefer. This one is the most fun though..."
Eli- "I think I might prefer something else... Just a guess." (ORIGINALLY...) Jack- "This method works well for me and Veets, but there are other ways if you prefer. This one is the most fun though. Long as you find people who aren't terrible lays."
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Post by Skullbooty on Feb 7, 2014 21:19:28 GMT -8
Jason- "Anything is fine with me. I guess I'll go with whatever Eli prefers. And I'll give 'that method' a try and see how it works out for me. I'm sure it can't be too bad."
Eli- "Well, I'm not even hungry. But I guess the club or whatever. I'll tag along..." (ORIGINALLY...)Eli must have said something like,
Eli- "Ooh yeah, me Jack Jason and randos, orgy time."
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Feb 7, 2014 21:36:03 GMT -8
Jack- "Well that's fine. You can hang out with me and my human friend. You smoke weed?"
Eli- "Oh, sometimes. Does that still work for us?" Jack- "It does, it does. Works a little different, but still very nice." (ORIGINALLY...) Jack- "Haha may be a bit early in our relationship for that, Glennish modesty you know. I can help you get set up at least."
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Post by Skullbooty on Feb 7, 2014 21:39:23 GMT -8
Jason- "...'K..." (ORIGINALLY...)Eli musta been something like,
Eli- "Oh yeah," disregarding Jack's modesties, "Tag team fuckin'..."
Jason- "Tag team?" Jason slightly laughed. "Sounds good to me. I know one thing for sure though, this will definitely be an experience. We could kick some ass."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Feb 7, 2014 21:46:10 GMT -8
Vitus- "Oh yes, chemical assistance. Helped Jack his first night out. Why not?" (ORIGINALLY...) They reached the main street and Vitus idled a moment. Vitus- "Don't kick ass! You've got to be gentle, er. I think. Well. Which way do I turn here...?"
Eli musta been like,
Eli- "Something about directions whatever but, Fucck yes, *perv* *perv* I'm droolin'..."
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Post by Skullbooty on Feb 7, 2014 21:55:40 GMT -8
(ORIGINALLY...)"Damn, the closer we get the more you show your wilder side. I think I'm enjoying this already." Jason laughed once again. For once hes actually enjoying himself.
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