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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Jul 13, 2013 18:05:07 GMT -8
Seth kept yelling at the monster. Seth- "What?! Us dead? No way! YOU are! Look at you, you're some kind of... stupid... lumpy guy!"
Large Monster- "I AM NOT SUPPOSED TO BE BEAUTIFUL! I AM A WORM OF THE GODS! WHAT ARE YOU, PEASANTS?!!!"
Kyle- "SETH! HEY! I was wrong! The mummy wasn't Anubis. He was Set, also known as Seth - a god associated with snakes, but also depicted with a dog head!"
Seth- "Huh? The mummy has a dog head?"
Large Monster- "Stop INSULTING US!!! HE does NOT have a DOG HEAD!!!"
Seth- "Y... your momma has a dog head! BOOM in yo' face! Whatever's left of it, HA!"
Stevie- "Seth, man, ignore that dickless freak down there. Think about what Kyle's sayin'!"
Seth- "The--huh.. oh. Oh, so not ME Seth. Some other Seth. That's... confusing."
Beau- "Ah... Now I understand this! Hahaha!"
Large Monster- "SHUT UP AND DIEEEE!!!"
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Post by Gillsing on Jul 13, 2013 18:33:52 GMT -8
Ben approached Seth. Ben- "Yeah, well, you've gotten a surprising amount of coherent words out of this guy." Ben certainly wanted to hear more from the monster, but not death threats. Or death requests?
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Jul 13, 2013 18:42:38 GMT -8
Seth nodded to Ben, but seemed confused still. He tried anyway. Seth- "Hey-- YO! Where's your little mummy friend AT anyway?" Beau continued laughing. Perhaps it was just the broken tension, Seth's confusion, or this thing's screechy voice, but it started to become infectious... Beau- "Hahahaha!"
Large Monster- "SETH IS AT HAND! I AM SETH'S HAND!"
Stevie- "Then what's he need all the extra arms for, asswipe? Or are you his wanking hand?!"
Large Monster- "SHUT UP! YOU'RE STUPID! You're ALL STUPID!"
Kyle- "Hehehe, oh, man, that's egg on my face, man. Hoo ..."
Large Monster- "I HATE YOU SOOOO MUCH!"
Beau- "That voice! Hahaha!"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Jul 13, 2013 18:54:52 GMT -8
Seth tried to hold it together... Seth- "No, but for real-- the mummy *snrk* I-- where-- The mummy... *SNRK*"
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Post by Gillsing on Jul 13, 2013 18:59:22 GMT -8
Taunting the monster worked just fine, apparently. But it didn't seem to give any useful information. Although... Ben- "Hey... That sounds familiar. He sounds just like Seth! 'Hate you all, why won't you die?' Huh." Were they just acting like the bullies that Gutless Boy hated? Was that a good thing or a bad thing? Ben wasn't sure.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Jul 13, 2013 19:09:23 GMT -8
Seth- "Huh? I never said that-- wait-- oh man!"
Stevie- "Bahaha you fell for it again!"
Seth- "Oh man! Hahahaha!"
Large Monster- "IT'S NOT FUNNEEEEEEE!!!!"
Beau- "HahahaHA!"
Kyle- "No, *snrk*, that's right, Ben, *snrk* Oh, hehehe..."
Stevie- "Hahaha HAHAHA! Jeez, I mean-"
Large Monster- "STOP MAKING FUN OF MEEEEEE!!!"
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Post by Gillsing on Jul 13, 2013 20:37:29 GMT -8
Ben didn't really find the monster that funny. Maybe he needed to remove some stick up his butt? Ben- "We're not making fun of you. You're making fun of you. Are you some kind of laughing stock? Who are you?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Jul 13, 2013 21:41:49 GMT -8
Large Monster- "I AM PHILLIP VOLLAN! My cousin will KILL you ALL!"
Stevie- "Who is that? Gangsta strollin' Roland Vollan?"
Kyle- "Hehe, Cinamarollin' Weevil Bollan?"
Phillip- "THAT'S IT! I'M COMING DOWN THERE!"
Seth- "Stop, guys! Hahahaha! Uh, stop!"
Beau- "Hehehehe, hoooo, désolé, désolé."
Seth- "Seriously, though, how are you gonna get down here wobbling on those toothpicks?"
Phillip- "God DAMN IT!"
Stevie- "HAHAHA!" Suddenly, gunshots started to break out elsewhere, and a rumble from within their building echoed it. Phillip- "You SEEEE? They've awakened the HOUNDS! HAHAHAHA!!!"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Jul 14, 2013 22:53:59 GMT -8
Seth went for the gun. Seth- "Oh snap! Rolly's cousin, I'd presume."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Jul 14, 2013 23:07:03 GMT -8
Phillip- "STUPID IDIOT! I said HOUNDS! My COUSIN is in the SWIMming POOoool---" Suddenly, fast zombies running on all fours burst out the hall closest to Phillip, knocking him down so hard his head broke on the far wall. The things spilled into the hall ahead of them and started galloping forward.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Jul 14, 2013 23:09:13 GMT -8
Seth- "JEEBUS!" He tried to aim quickly at a head and fire at these freaky things.
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Post by Gillsing on Jul 15, 2013 0:18:40 GMT -8
Ben immediately started running back towards the doors they'd come in through. His first thought was that they could perhaps trap the fast moving zombies at the doors and take them on one by one.
His second thought was that they'd have to be on the outside to do that, and wasn't there a bunch of zombies out there? Would he have to keep the doors closed to prevent them from coming in after hearing the gunshots? Ben- "Oh, crap..."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Jul 15, 2013 18:14:13 GMT -8
indeed, the zombies outside seemed confused - gunfire was coming from two locations now - but the ones in line of sight of this window-lined hall were heading your way. They were sparse and slow in the tall grass. Kyle had followed Ben. He spoke loud enough (for a change) to be heard in the ringing between shots. Kyle- "Shit, man, fast zombies, slow zombies. What do we do?"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Jul 15, 2013 18:19:51 GMT -8
Seth's first two shots were right in the dome, and the third apparently didn't hit anything. More "hounds" came out to replace the two down.
Stevie- "BRING IT ON!"
Beau- "He said the mummy was in the swimming pool! Patti found him there, I know it!"
Elsewhere, there were a few shots from a smaller calibre weapon, followed by more submachine gun fire.
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Post by Gillsing on Jul 15, 2013 22:09:28 GMT -8
Ben turned to catch a glimpse of the 'hounds', and seeing that their number hadn't gone down, he figured that his first idea was probably the best one. He tried to make himself heard over the distance and from inside his helmet: Ben- "Come on, back to the doors! Let's trap 'em, shoot 'em one by one!"" He then headed out the doors to clear the immediate area of slow zombies. All they needed was a bit of time, unless the whole school was full of 'hounds'. Then they'd have to find a way to block the doors... with zombie bodies?
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