DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Sept 16, 2013 18:43:14 GMT -8
Nat migrated across the room and stood near Kyle. He wrung his hands."Wh-what can I do for you, Doctor?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 16, 2013 18:55:14 GMT -8
Now that Columbo had discharged his duties, he went to stand to attention besides Dr. Bebe.“Yes, we have both weezards now. Dr. Bebe?”
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 16, 2013 18:58:06 GMT -8
" Occult specialist. N-n-not wizard." Though he supposed that "weezard" was more flattering than other possibilities.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 16, 2013 19:00:58 GMT -8
“Do you specialise in magic semen?”
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 16, 2013 19:09:46 GMT -8
Kyle- "Hey, Nat."
Dr. Bebe- "Nurse Columbo, please. Well, gentlemen, we have an opportunity today to study a type of undead that has not been directly examined before - demon dead. One of my unfortunate colleagues from the UWMRC fell victim to her faith. Her body is dead, so there's no special ethical consideration here, except to end its indignity as soon as we're done with our studies.
Mr. Grant, I would like you to work with Kyle and construct an exorcism rite that actually works. As I understand, Mr. Cassius attempted some impromptu techniques during the last siege that failed. I want to know what happens if an exorcism succeeds on a non-living subject. What do you think?"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 16, 2013 21:49:50 GMT -8
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 16, 2013 22:34:24 GMT -8
“Calm down, kid. It's not here yet. Special delivery, like pizza but with no anchovies.”
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 17, 2013 0:31:15 GMT -8
Dr. Bebe- "Well, I intend to get straight to work when the delivery arrives, which is soon. So if you need anything to make this exorcism happen, let's get it together right now."
Kyle- "I'll get any books that might help out of the Comm Center. You can get ingredients and stuff..." Nat and Kyle went to gather the stuff. They returned shortly before... THE PACKAGE! Lee, Judy, Cathleen, and Rafael maneuvered a body-sized plastic box into the room, and laid it down in the middle of the floor. Dr. Bebe said Lee, Rafael, and Judy should leave, but Judy stayed behind. All told, the witnesses to this scene would be: Dr. Bebe, Nurse Columbo, Nurse Cathleen, Judy, Nat, and Kyle. Now... The specimen! Cathleen- "So that's one of your people from the UWMRC?"
Dr. Bebe- "Was. Now it's a specimen."
Judy- "When does the bucket come out?"
Dr. Bebe- "Bucket? Hm. Well, Nat, Kyle, finish your preparations."
Kyle- "Right. Let's just, uh, make a magic circle on the floor here. Use wax so the seals don't break when people walk on it. What do you think, dude?"
Judy- "Wait, these aren't even my favorite people..."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 17, 2013 18:27:13 GMT -8
" Welcome to my world, Judy. Did the demon t-t-tell anybody its name? That may give us power. Names are associated with dominion over supernatural entities." Nat tried to ignore the body box and offered Kyle a black ritual candle for the imminent waxing."Otherwise, the circle idea seems sound. You can t-take the lead, Kyle. With your roots in Satanism, you'll have more conviction and weight during the exorcism. That's my belief, anyway. M-maybe an incantation at high noon will drive it away." "Or we can always bore it back to the netherworld by reading p-pages from the phone book. Hehe."
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 17, 2013 18:59:54 GMT -8
“I'm already bored. I say wizards do the sheet already, then we crack this box open like a virgin on her wedding night.”
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 17, 2013 20:52:40 GMT -8
Dr. Bebe- "Nurse Columbo! Do you really want another demerit today?"
Columbo- “Sorry, Dr.Bebe....'Occult Specialists' do your sheet then.”
Dr. Bebe- "Well then, let us know as soon as you're ready."
Kyle- "Yeah. Y'know, these things have been pretty free with their names, so my guess is all we'll have to do is ask. It also makes me wonder how useful that'll be..." Nat and Kyle powers activate! Form of a bucket of pus! Wait, no. Anyhow, they got the ritual ready. Kyle's philosophy on magic was to use every symbol you could think of plus some, try not to violate any rules, and bust every chant known to man, when the time came. In his personal workings, he was now chanting silently to himself, but this occasion would call for some out loud stuff. He wished Nat would volunteer for that, but didn't have his hopes up. With all in readiness, they opened the box. The creature inside was bound with heavy leather and hooded. Dr. Bebe- "Good. Now in the day, they have no powers of telekinesis or ability to possess the living, so we are safe in removing the hood. Perhaps we should ask the name, as Kyle recommended? Nurse Columbo, proceed."
Columbo- “Yes, Dr. Bebe. She better not bite, I don't want any steenking demon rabies.” Columbo removed the hood and the gag. The thing that had been Helen was all too happy to make with the The Subject- "REE HEE HEE HEE!!! WElcome to your DOOOOOM!"
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 25, 2013 1:51:22 GMT -8
Dr. Bebe- "Oh, Hel--"
The Subject- "YYYESS, little Bay-bay! CrYYYY for H--"
Dr. Bebe- "Oh, get bent, demon. Your time is short."
The Subject- "Whut"
Kyle- "BEHOLD, demon. I bear the seal of Solomon as a lamen upon my chest! Hear me and obey!"
The Subject- "I don't even..." Kyle had a candle in one hand and his axe in the other, and the greater seal of Solomon painted on his shirt in blood. Where did he get that stuff? Nat was standing at the other side of the circle, a candle in each hand. He also had a seal painted on his chest. The floor around the coffin was bumpy with waxed on arcane symbols. Everyone tried to stay outside the circle as instructed, but still very near at hand.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Sept 25, 2013 15:51:50 GMT -8
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Sept 25, 2013 21:40:16 GMT -8
The Subject- "Oh, HELL NAW, chicky babes! We're gonna BURRRRRRN toNIGHT! ReeeHEEHEE! I'LL USE YOUR COCKS FOR STIR FRY!"
Cathleen- "That's just distasteful."
Kyle- "By our command, O wretched spirit, speak thy name or whatever."
The Subject- "YOU WANNA KNOW WHAT NAME TO PUT ON YOUR TOMBSTONES? I AM AB-HARDOR, DESPISED of THE PURE!"
Dr. Bebe- "That was easy. I hope it's useful." She seemed to be in good fighting trim still, wheeling her head around and barking and such, little drops of creepy stuff spraying here and there. Nat remembered that exorcisms can sometimes take a real long time in movies, and hoped that it wouldn't go like that.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Sept 26, 2013 4:30:05 GMT -8
Columbo stood around muttering to whoever was unlucky enough to be in earshot. He watched the proceedings with some skepticism. “She reminds me of an old girlfriend, crazy beetch. I'm not sure this was such a great plan. It's like trying to call a squirrel out of a deadman's arsehole. Will the same tricks work on the less dead? I think not.”
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