DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Mar 20, 2013 21:26:18 GMT -8
Some stray kitty litter flew through the air, launched straight at Micah ... OH NO!"Johnson!" Ashley growled. He does that.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 20, 2013 21:56:30 GMT -8
It was fucking disgusting, a large gob of kitty litter hit Micah in the face, just before a slightly gooey bit hit him in the shirt. The smell was horrible and rank with ammonia. The indignity was just too fucking much. Micah stood up, brushing what he could from his shirt and hair. He scowled at Itoji and Ash then stuck his tongue out. " For a superior fucking being, you're a bit of a shithead. Did you leave all the Shakespeare quoting tuxedo demons fucking home?" He strode towards the door. He turned to Ash with a look of disgust at his own condition. "I am going to try and get some this off in my apartment, I might bring snowball and E.R back over here. I should be okay, right? Look after Impetigo the litter thrower for me." Micah ventured out into the 6th floor.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 20, 2013 22:07:05 GMT -8
Woody and Judy barely dodged the mayhem, then resumed their vigil. Cathleen- "Ashley was it? Hey, do you think, maybe, he needs to see to throw stuff like that? Maybe a blindfold would work."
Woody- "Yeah, and annoying as it is, it might be safer to take the gags off. Judy's turning purple."
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 21, 2013 19:35:18 GMT -8
Ashley takes the gags out to prevent killing them, and puts a pillowcase over Alex's eyes, before sighing, and getting his wooden box out. "IN THE NAME OF THE FATHER, THE SON AND THE HOLY SPIRIT." He dumps the first, olive oil and Myrr upon Alex's head. It smells nice, with a strange sort of sap-like smell from the Myrr, quite strong, and Olive Oil is its own sticky self, and drips off Alex's face slowly. Ashley holds the cross from his necklace out as he speaks.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 21, 2013 19:36:20 GMT -8
Thierry came back into the room, just long enough to toss a road flare to each person and say a few words. Thierry- "We have zombies in the north hall, coming this way. We have ghosts, don't look in the eyes and do set them on fire. I need everyone but the bare minimum to control these guys out and fighting. Whoever stays bar the door." He ran back out into the hall.
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 21, 2013 19:41:35 GMT -8
"I want to finish this, I will be right there. I have weapons in here for those who are able and can use them. Take my crowbar, lead pipe, and baseball bat, and help, please..I have more flares in here too."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 21, 2013 19:46:58 GMT -8
"Zombies AND ghosts? They must be hungry. Is that why you're seasoning me, Fugly Ashley? Don't forget the salt." He wiggled, but the bonds were expertly secured. "I have a message from Mannheim, Parker, and Childs. They say: CAN'T WAIT TO SEE YOU IN HELL! EHEHEEE! Your cutesy memorials have done FUCK ALL to ease their torments. Now, how does that make you feel?"
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 21, 2013 19:50:24 GMT -8
"I think you need a dose of shut the hell up, Chinese demon scum. At least you smell better with this on you." "Most glorious Prince of the Heavenly Armies, Saint Michael the Archangel, defend us in "our battle against principalities and powers, against the rulers of this world of darkness, against the spirits of wickedness in the high places" He pours the second oil solution on Alex. This one smells vaguely like a sweet cinnamon in oily water. It also has a pleasant smell in it. "I'll cover you with salt if I have to."
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 21, 2013 19:58:11 GMT -8
Woody- "Mister, if you're as good with fighting as you seem, I guess we should defer to your expertise and stay put with these crazy people. Good luck out there. We'll do our best in here."
O-bido Mangler of Infants- "We hate to see you go, Ashy baby, but we love to watch you leave. So we can see your butt. Because we'll be humping your butt, in hell! Uncomfortably! Get used to it! ReeHEEHEEE!"
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 21, 2013 20:04:36 GMT -8
O-bido Mangler of Infants- "Hey--hey hey hey, Itoji... "
Cathleen- "I can hear you, Gawd!"
O-bido Mangler of Infants- "Itoji... Itoji... Didja know Ab-Dhur got it? What a dumbass."
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 21, 2013 20:08:19 GMT -8
"Don't listen to anything they say. They are lying to get to you. I suppose you can pour the rest of this on their heads. It will make them and the room smell better. " he snorts, and walks out, grabbing his crowbar in the meantime. "Take care of Frisk Frisk for me." He heads out, though hesitates, he'd rather not leave them in this state, as much as Patti was battleready before.
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Post by Thy Dungyeon Maestyr on Mar 21, 2013 20:10:53 GMT -8
Woody- "You guys look like you got this, Cath. I'm starting to feel like I should help with the zombies."
Cathleen- "Yeah, they're more annoying than anything else." Woody left to fight zombies in the Comm Center.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
Posts: 9,204
Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 21, 2013 20:13:13 GMT -8
*Snerk* "I'LL MISS YOU, FUGLY ASHLEY! Hey. Hey. Hey, O-bido. I think you're annoying Cathleen. BETTER STOP DOING THAT!" He turned his pillowcased head in Cathleen's general direction. "GAAAAWD can't hear you. GAWD has his head up his ass. Why don't you talk to me instead. Can I interest you in a trip straight to hell? Please say yes."
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Post by Dr. Jar on Mar 21, 2013 20:14:52 GMT -8
Ashley shoves himself out the door and walks off at a trot, after giving a kirt farewell wave to the floating Friskfrisk, who meooowws pitifully.
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Post by ◊◊BLOODBEASTER◊◊ on Mar 21, 2013 21:44:31 GMT -8
Cathleen- "You guys are gross. Ugh. Stop being crazy."
O-bido Mangler of Infants- "You think I'm gross? How about THIS FOR GROSS?!" She projectile vomited green goo, straight up Exorcist style, all over Alex's pillowcased form. O-bido Mangler of Infants- "I'll aim it at you, next! REE HEE HEE!"
Cathleen- "Yeah, that was gross..."
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