DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Feb 28, 2013 14:32:49 GMT -8
"..." "..." "Aw. Hehe. Heeey. Doesn't he look like Bryce? You stay off the catnip, silly fella!" The kitten put him in a better mood, but Alex was still a man on a mission. "Have you seen Ione lately? Yeeeah, she can be snippy, but not like this." He picked up Snowball and flinched when the cat dug its needly claws into his arm. "C'mon, Gadfly, don't be a fussy wussy kitten. Aww. There you go. Good boy! Hey, it's a boy, right? I really have no idea. All cats look the same ..." Alex sighed. It had been a rough day. Maybe he was overreacting. "Okay. No exorcisms - for now. But if you have ANY romantic dreams about a Frenchman tonight, wake up FAST. I'll explain more later!" He plopped Snowball onto Micah's lap. "You gonna stay here and read?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Feb 28, 2013 15:01:50 GMT -8
The dropped kitten began digging in it's claws near a spot Micah valued dearly. “Fuck!” He pulled the little creature off and placed it next to him on the couch. It proceeded to curl up into a ball all innocent like.
Micah regained his composure. “What? Reading? HA! Ummm yeah I might fucking hang out here. What are you thinking of doing?” ((OCC: Go forth and do what you gotta do DK, I'm out today until four my time and late late yours.))
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Feb 28, 2013 15:42:01 GMT -8
Alex wrapped a yellow bandanna around his forehead. In his imagination, it was totally anarchist black. "No idea. I'm winging it. UH HUH." He grabbed Luke's mystery book and bounded forth.
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 2, 2013 0:25:11 GMT -8
A while later, this guy returned! No sign of Micah ... he plopped face-down on the sofa and dozed. In this dream, Alex and his darling Chelsea lounged on a beanbag sofa.
Dream Alex - I'm glad you aren't still mad.
Dream Chelsea - How could anyone be mad at you? Oh, Alex!
Dream Alex - Oh, Chelsea!
The kissed. It was smokin' hot.
Dream Chelsea - Mon lapin. Fais-moi l'amour!
Dream Alex - Uh. Whoa. When did you learn French?
Dream Chelsea() - In the navy. La Royale.
Alex woke up in a state of panic. He fell off the sofa, tangled in sheets. "AH! HYAAH!" It took a moment to calm down. But when he did, Alex realized that there was no incubus in the room. Huh. Maybe Dr. Bebe was right. He should see Emmett.
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 2, 2013 0:30:31 GMT -8
Little did Alex know a creature nearby was taking notes and plotting his DOOOM
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Mar 2, 2013 21:43:04 GMT -8
"Yo, cat! You can't sleep either?" He picked up Snowball, careful to avoid the prickly claws. "So I hear cats can dance." "..." "Haha. Cat got your tongue? Hahaha!"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 2, 2013 21:46:29 GMT -8
Micah wandered into the room and sat down on the nearest available spot. He was soon joined by his faithful hound who shot warning looks at a danger called Snowball. "How are you going Alex? You missed out on some Pan Pac newbies, don't worry not the bloody dickhead cops...So do you still think Ione is possessed or what?"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 2, 2013 21:57:43 GMT -8
Alex sat next to Micah. In this case, the spacer that normally separates two bro friends chillaxing on a couch was naught. "I dunno." He patted Snoopi fondly. "Dr. Bebe is going to assuage at least one of my concerns. I think that means she'll look into it. Soooo. What are the new guys like?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 2, 2013 22:15:47 GMT -8
“Nervous as fuck, makes you wonder what the hell goes on there. Ash handled them with his usual fucking savoir faire. They were two guys and two girls. One guy was built like a brick shithouse. I dunno they were in a bit of a fucking state. What are your other concerns, anything I can fucking help with?"
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Post by DKender on Mar 2, 2013 22:19:49 GMT -8
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 2, 2013 22:45:58 GMT -8
"Oh wow fuck Alex.....” Micah looked down at E.R trying to think of something better to say. “ This gonna sound weird coming from me but why? I think it's good that you have so much faith especially in the shitty times we find ourselves in. I can not fucking believe I am going to even fucking say this... What about all that shitty stuff in the bible? None of those guys ever gave up and it ended up okay. Fucking shitarse crap things happen but that doesn't mean that the good stuff is gone. Okay the doctor didn't wake up when you asked god nice but maybe there's a reason for it? I really don't know what I'm trying to fucking say but whatever, I'm here for you mate...”
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 2, 2013 23:00:36 GMT -8
"My Homeboy! That's all I need." After this (entirely platonic, okaaay?) declaration, he leaned in for a hug ... "ARF! ARF! ARF! Grrrrrr." Alex knew when he was outmatched. He grabbed a bottle of cheap wine from behind the couch. "Hey. We should get drunk. How about that?"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 2, 2013 23:45:54 GMT -8
"Hell yeah, why the fuck not?" Micah knew he shouldn't get drunk again but his curiosity of what a drunk Alex would be like got the better of him. Micah wondered if he'd manage to get Alex to use an swear word or not. Hopefully no chairs would get thrown, beanbag or no. "..."
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DKender
Only One Skeleton has the Power to Control both Life and Death, Light and Dark, Words and Blank Space, Our Humble Lives Continue Only by the Grace and Magnanimity of This Skeleton
Nay, let us walk from fire unto firey skeleton ...
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Gender: Unknown Skeleton
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Post by DKender on Mar 2, 2013 23:53:26 GMT -8
It appears that drunk Alex is just Alex times ten, because before too long, this was happening: "WATCH! Pique turn, pique turn, one more turn, chasse, pas de bourree, glissade, TOUR JETE!" He executed a few halfway decent (considering his state) ballet moves, but the tour jete was miscalculated, and Alex slammed into a side table. The last remaining vase in their living room fell and shattered. He stared quietly at the mess. The silence didn't last long. "Ahaha! HAHAHA! WOOOOOH! Ann-a, Ann-a, AN-AR-CHY! AN-AR-CHY! SCREW THE RULES! AN-AR-CHY!" He took off his shirt and threw it at the wall. "LET'S WAKE UP JACKSON AND GET TATTOOS!"
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Post by ∆§Indea§∆ on Mar 3, 2013 1:28:41 GMT -8
"Hahaha......no." He looked down at the still half full bottle of wine. He took a long swig and made a face. While drunk Alex was amusing for about five minutes, all the wine had done was make Micah sleepy. He picked up E.R and headed to the doorway of his room trying to avoid the broken vase. "I'm gonna hit the hay. Can you keep an eye on Snowball? Maybe Mr. Ash would like to get a tattoo with you? Goodnight."
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